Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 283, released March 28, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during March 2020. Stories in this issue are:
What in a Cup? • Trent is curious why the UPS driver smiles when he signs for a package for Uncle Grady. Trent likes to drop by Uncle Grady’s on his way home from school. Uncle Grady is a lot more fun than Dad. So what is in that package? Read DBTN 283 to find out.
Why All the Bars • Kevin likes working for Val, the hot dad who distracts Kevin with his butt crack and ample basket while they lay shower tiles. Kevin’s curious about all the bars in the shower they are tiling. What are they for? He knows he could position his butt at the perfect height for Val by hanging from the top bars. But, that’s not why the are there, is it?
The More Data the Better • Dads Hal, Stace, Brewster, and Dave meet for breakfast at Sam’s Waffles Saturday morning. Stace and Brewster worry that their teenage sons are about to get some girl pregnant. Hal tells the others that he’s never going to have that problem with his son, Thomas. But why is that? The answer is in DBTN 283.
Blue Boy • Our sports club helper is the expert when it comes to knowing which sport develops the most outstanding bodies. Not only is he an expert on men’s bodies, he’s an expert at easing muscle tension too. And he’s gonna show the kid with the blue hair going through his gymnastic routine what button on his body he needs to push to get him to totally relax.
Home Care • Peter is visiting Dad, helping him recover after surgery. Randall, a physical therapist pulls up in a blue Tesla. Peter gets annoyed when Dad hints that Randall would make a great boyfriend. But Peter is not annoyed when Randall has Peter demonstrate how he helps his dad shower.
Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 282, released March 14, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during March 2020. Stories in this issue are:
Officer Dan • David is so embarrassed when his Dad, Kent, a cop, shows up at school with his side kick, Officer Dan, to put on a safety presentation. David’s classmates tease David by yelling, “Ooo, Officer Kent and his boy toy Dan.” So what happens when Dad leaves David home alone with Officer Dan? You’ll find out in DBTN 282.
I Can Make Your Dad Smile • Scotty has a lot of fun with his best friend, Taylor. He laughs when Taylor says, “Your dad’s hot and he shows a nice package.” Scotty tells Taylor his dad never smiles. He even says he is an asshole. But Taylor says, “I can make your dad smile.”
Where Have You Been, Dad? • Will has to have a one-on-one talk with Dad when Dad stumbles home way past bed time. Especially after what Will saw his dad do online.
It Feels Good • Dhorbi can’t take his eyes off dad’s friend, Kahjur, when he watches Kahjur undress and sink into the hot soaking tub. What makes Dhorbi’s eyes as big as saucers? You’ll find out in DBTN 282.
Staying In Place • Brandon groans when the Stay In Place order comes out. He can’t stand being holed up with his boring, stuffy, accountant Dad 24/7. Not for weeks, maybe months! But underneath the starched white shirts and business suits Dad wears, there’s a whole ’other Dad Brandon has no idea exists. Staying in place with Dad may not be so bad after all.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 281, released March 14, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during March 2020. Stories in this issue are:
Calculus Is Hard • Uncle Jules comes to the rescue when his brother, Roger, tells him that his nephew, Cory, is struggling with Calculus. Roger is glad that his brother wants to help his son with his Calculus. But when it gets very quiet in Cory’s bedroom, Roger wonders if his brother and son are still studying calculus.
Quarantined • Brent knows that Grandpa Winston has treasures in his basement, all kinds of artifacts from decades of researching male bonding in cultures all over the world. But Grandpa keeps them under lock and key, in his basement museum. So how is Brent ever going to find his way into Grandpa’s basement? And just what is Grandpa hiding down there? Why is the door to the basement always locked? The answers are in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 281.
There Will Be Consequences • Runaway Bill sleeps in too late up in the hayloft of a farmer’s barn. Oh, man, there are serious consequences to not getting up on time. First his dad shows up looking for him. Luckily for Bill, the farmer has no idea he is hiding in the hayloft. Or does the farmer know?
Pork Sandwich • Sean loves the hot desert son. It’s a lot nicer than the cool, drizzly Nanaimo weather he’s used to. But Grandpas Dirk and Rudolph dream of a steamy pork sandwich eyeing Sean.
He’s Cute When He Lies • Two dads grin when they discuss how their sons try and lie. However, Mark gets a buzz when Harvey tells him how he knows his son is lying.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 280, released March 7, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during March 2020. Stories in this issue are:
Our of Control Arthur • Martin’s son, Arthur, is out of control. Recently a copy brought Martin him after finding him misbehaving in a park john. Can Martin bring him under control?
Daddy Sitting by Madakou • Javier jumps at the chance of babysitting Jason, Trevon’s son. Javier knows that once Jason is in bed and Trevon comes home, he’ll have hunky Trevon all to himself. But will he succeed?
Double the Fun • Kevin eyes a hot, older man at the trade show. He gets giddy when he sees the older guy eyeing him back. But little does Kevin realize how much the two have in common. Read Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 280 to find out what the two men have in common when it comes to their dads.
Every Ounce Matters • Tyler, Allen’s nephew, is frantic. He’s competing in his first, major body building contest, and he needs to loose every ounce he can to stay in his weight class. Thankfully, Uncle Allen knows how to squeeze extra ounces out of Tyler.
Jesse Has a Fat One • Damon overhears two classmates talking about a Jesse with a fat one. A Jesse who is a UPS driver and lives in Damon’s neighborhood. Damon’s dad is a UPS driver and his name is Jesse too. So is he the Jesse with the fat one?