Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 296, released June 27, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2020.
Stories in DBTN 296 are:
Stay Out of the Park • Blake can’t figure out why Dad is adamant that he stay out of the park at night. It’s the shortest way home from his tutoring lessons. Uncle Allen tells him, “Blake, your dad isn’t afraid of what might happen to you. He’s just afraid you might have too much fun.” What does Blake do when he finds his dad having fun in the park at night?
Hormonal Flare-up • Joash and Randall have doubts about the five day, wilderness trek, their sons are planning for all for of them. How can they haul even beer to last five days? What happens if they have a hormonal flare-up? You know, men’s balls fill up all the time. Hormones flare. How are the two dads going to handle that?
Swallowing the Big One • “I bet you’d like a sausage like that, wouldn’t you, son?” Dad says to Tyler. They are at the block party. They ran in to Mr. Naddle, chomping away on a big fat sausage in a bun. Mr. Naddle sees that look in Tyler’s eyes. He knows what big sausage Tyler wants to chew. Does Tyler get to chew on Mr. Naddle’s Big Sausage? Read DBTN 296 to find out.
To the Great West Sea • Blue Eagle wants to lead the strange visitors to the Great West Sea. But he doesn’t know if he can trust them. How can he trust men who cover their bodies with so many clothes? If a man won’t reveal himself, is he honest?
Passing the Drug Test • Bert warns Scotty that there is going to be a drug test in twenty minutes. Scotty runs to the locker room to get his things. He’s down to his jockstrap when Coach Haddock asks, “Hi there, Scotty, where are you off to?” How is Scotty going to pass the drug test now?
Tyler at BadWolf.blog talked with us recently to learn more about how Handjobs Magazine came into being. You’ll find his detailed interview with us on his blog. If you are curious about the history of Handjobs Magazine and how this Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter came about, (Gordon, if it wasn’t for your call, asking us to keep writing, it never would have happened), you’ll find many of your questions answered in Tyler’s interview.
Not too long ago he also wrote an essay about what Handjobs Magazine meant to him and others: Why Handjobs Magazine (Still) Matters. From time to time we hear from readers about how much they enjoy our little endeavor. We’re humbled by such praise, and doubt that in the grand scheme of things, we matter at all, but we’re glad to know that our readers enjoy reading our stories and seeing our art.
We are almost up to issue 300 of Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter which will be out July 25, 2020. If we keep writing, issue 1,000 will be out on Saturday, Christmas Eve in 2033. Will that happen? Who knows, but it’s not impossible.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 295, released June 20, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2020.
Stories in DBTN 295 are:
Get Back on the Horse • At a dinner party, Professor Bryce wonders how Professor Harris snagged the hot, young stud next to him. He’s surprised when he learns the young stud is a paid escort. At first he’s appalled at the idea. But the more he thinks about, the more he wonders where you get such an escort.
Awesome Sides • The dispatcher tells trucker Travis that Woody’s has the best burgers in town. Travis discovers that Woody’s has awesome sides too. So what awesome side does Travis eat at Woody’s? Read Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 295 to find out.
Cock in the Woods • Dave just has to get out of the house and go for a drive. He’s been cooped up too long. At Rockport, A landslide forces Dave to turn around. So he decides to drive up to Baker Lake instead. He’s not expecting to run into a half naked guy in the woods, playing with himself. But he sure doesn’t mind.
Daddy Sitting by Madakou • The conclusion to Madakou’s story about Javier taking care of Jack’s dad, Trevon, while Jack is asleep. Trevon pumps plenty of daddy juice deep into Javier.
Finding the Perfect Shoe • Brad wants to give his mother special shoes for her fortieth birthday. He turns to Grandpa Merl for help. Can Grandpa Merl help him?
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 294, released June 13, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2020.
Stories in DBTN 294 are:
The Leak • NSA staff watch the news feeds in disbelief. How did that information get leaked? Agent Connor is suspicious when he recognizes that the guy with the perfect cock who fucked his boyfriend is actually Uri Zaprud.
There’s Nothing to Do • Uncle Allen is shocked when visiting nephew Dirk whines, “I’m bored, Uncle Allen. There’s nothing to do.” He has advice for the young man. “You know, Dirk. you’re a man. And men can never get bored. No matter where a man goes, he’s always got a toy to play with.”
My Last Ride • It’s pilot Doyle’s last day on the job. So he ignores the company dress code and shows up at work with his favorite body jewelry in his cockhead. The last thing he’s expecting is that the customers he’s flying out to a secluded lake, a busy executive and his son, find his body jewelry intriguing.
You’ll Love Lane • Enjoying life on the road in his RV our retiree is about to head up higher into the mountains. But when he hears a young cowboy singing at the tavern, he has to stay longer to hear him play.
Officer S51 • Continued from last week’s Newsletter. Dad is suspicious that his son, Ian, isn’t being upfront about how Officer Ommerson rescued him when he tumbled off his bicycle. Dad thinks it odd that every time he talks about the officer, his son gets a big basket. There is more to the story than what Ian and Officer Ommerson told him.
We sold out of the 2008 printed issues of Handjobs a long time ago, however the download versions are just as great to read. By downloading them to your personal device, you can take them with you wherever you go.