Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 300, released July 25, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2020.
Stories in DBTN 300
None of My Business • Dad is curious why his neighbor, Peter, gets deliveries from UPS, Fedex, and DHL all the time. Some days all three delivery services make deliveries at the same time. Dad thinks that it’s none of his business, until his son, Luke, gets a job at UPS and starts making deliveries to the neighbor too.
Are You Using This • Opps, when his wife asks him if he is using her Albolene Creme, Dad knows who is. He showed his son, Niles, that the stuff makes great jack off lube. He wasn’t expecting Niles to use so much. Dad wonders why his son is using so much when just a dab will do. What does he find out? Read DBTN 300 to find out.
See Something You Like, Laddy? • Alvin was hoping to have the train compartment all to himself. But, when the train leaves the station, a portly, old man makes himself at home in Alvin’s compartment. In the mountains, the train slows down for workers working on the rail bed. Alvin is tickled when he sees a worker taking a piss. Alvin’s eyes light up when the worker turns and flashes the passengers on the train. The old man sees the delight in Alvin’s eyes. So he learns toward Alvin and asks, “Did you see something you liked, laddy?”
Lost In Translation • Grandpa texts his two grandsons that he’s got ripe peaches and eggplants. But instead of using words, he uses emojis for the peaches and eggplants. The two grandsons see the eggplant and peach emojis as an invitation to go see Grandpa for some fun.
The Spires • Bryce is fascinated with the climber who shows up to stay at the lodge. He’s not like the other hikers. He has almost no gear. Dad thinks it might be that fantom climber who shows up unannounced and scales cliffs with his bare hands and feet. Bryce catches the climber leaving the lodge before dawn. He follows him to the base of The Spires, towering spears of rock reaching up into the clouds. He is in awe when the nimble climber scales the cliffs with no equipment. Bryce is more in awe when the climber descends with a big smile, and a bigger basket.
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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 299, released July 18, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2020.
Stories in DBTN 299
Big Mouth, Little Butt • While working at the Marina, our hero overhears the captain of the Blue Prince say, “My idea of a perfect cabin boy? That’d be someone with a big mouth and a little butt.” Hearing that, our hero knows which captain he wants to work for.
Lead Us Not Into Temptation • Biking around Oakburn with his son, Alden, is a great way for the new pastor to spend time with his son. It’s also a good opportunity to discover their new town. Trouble flares when they discover a gas station on the outskirts town. The minute the pastor steps into the john at the gas station, he realizes that it is no place for a dad to bring his son. Why is that? Read DBTN 299 to find out.
Dad’s Confessions • Dad confesses to his priest that he has many impure thoughts. The thoughts bother him when his son walks around in his revealing boxer briefs. The priest suggests the dad buys his son a robe. It sounds like a good idea. But it only leads to more temptation.
Trust Yourself • Colin flies into Trout Falls with a mission. He has to say good bye to Clark, the foreman of the mill for decades. Clark is retiring. Colin also has to find a new foreman for the mill. A man who knows wood. A man who can take charge.
Just Rumors or Not? • Bruto has heard the rumors about his son, Philo. All of Rome has heard the rumors. But they don’t stop Bruto from taking his son to Carthago on his merchant vessel. His friend advises Bruto to keep his son from going below deck. Who knows what the brawny rowers would do with a young man like Philo?
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 298, released July 11, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2020.
Stories in DBTN 298
My Son’s Summer Project • Dad and Frank can’t believe their eyes. Yoshi is home for the first time since going off to college. He is not the scrawny, shy, meek teenager who flew off a year ago. Dad reminds Frank that he used to be just as buff as Yoshi is now. When Yoshi sees pictures of what his dad used to look like, he makes Dad his summmer project.
Are You Teasing Me Cuz? • Raymond is boned when he goes to pick up cousin Wendell from wrestling practice. He finds Wendell in the locker room, bent over, his cute butt up in the air. When you’re boned, you’re boned, right? One tight hole is as good as any other, right?
Discovering My Son by Madakou • Dad tells Tony that it’s time to take on some responsibility. Dad tells Tony that Mr. Walker, the neighbor, wants to hire him. He’s the neighbor with the big yard and pool. But Dad doesn’t expect to see Tony and Mr. Walker getting naked one afternoon as they prepare to go skinny dipping.
It’s Been a While • Tad is too busy playing his video game to answer the doorbell. Dad answers the door. When Dad turns off the TV, Tad is stunned to see the Taco Man. The guy with the taco van. After selling tacos by the high school, he parks his van in an alley and let’s guys in for phenomenal blowjobs.
Be More Like Trent • Dad encourages his son to be more like Trent. Trent smiles. He’s polite, considerate, knows how to say, “Yes, Sir. No, Sir.” But Dad is left speechless when his son tells him, “You know, Dad. The only reason Trent is so friendly and smiles at you all the time when he visits is because he wants to get in your pants!”
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 297, released July 4, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2020.
Stories in DBTN 297 are:
Moving the Stones • How did they move the stones from Wales to Stonehenge thousands of years ago? Dellbec can’t believe that we don’t know. All young men dream of the day when they can help the men drag a stone into their village to worship and bless it on it’s way to Stongehenge. On a new moon, in the middle of the night, their naked fathers, uncles, grandfathers, and great grandfathers leave their dwellings. And?
Aren’t We Cheating • Diego thinks his new girlfriend’s son doesn’t like him. “Zach’s just shy,” she tells Diego. When Diego and Zach pass each other one day, Diego sees that look in Zach’s eyes. He knows what Zach wants.
You’re Worried It Doesn’t Fit • Dad has concerns about Andrew’s boyfriend, Ivan. Andrew is a lot shorter than Dad and his three brothers. Andrew’s so short he thinks Dad may not be his real father. But Dad assures him, by showing all the varied members in their family tree, that he’s not the only short one in the family. Andrew figures out that Dad is worried that tall Ivan’s big thing won’t fit in his little hole. So Andrew assures Dad that it fits. How does he do that? Read DBTN 297 to find out.
What’s Up With Your Dad? • Ivan wonders what’s up with Andrew’s dad. The man used to be cold and distant. Now he’s wanting to be Ivan’s best friend. Why is that? So can Andrew explain his dad’s attitude change?
Beckett’s Zoom Shirt • Mr. Mangli likes working all alone in his office. It reminds him of the days when he started the business. Zooming his staff gives him the chance to see how they live. He’s intrigued when he discovers that cute, bubble butt, Beckett, the new hire, has a Zoom shirt he puts on for Zoom sessions. Mr. Mangle discovers that the Zoom shirt is all Beckett wears.