December 2020

December 26, 2020December 26, 2020

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 322

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 322, released December 26, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during December 2020.

Stores in DBTN 322

If You Like Watching Me • “Who’s the little stud muffin?” Mark asks Colin when he sees a cute runner with a bubble butt run by. Colin knows a lot about the little runner. The runner lives in the unit facing his. So Colin spies on him through his binoculars. “Oh, he’s straight as an arrow,” Colin says. But is the little runner straight?
Rocket Launchers • Roger didn’t notice that he was nothing like his parents. Not until Suzzie said, “You must be adopted. You don’t look like your parents at all.” But when he grew up and got a basket like no one in his family, Roger had to find out where he came from. The other guys in school called him Rocket Launcher. Even Coach liked to feel the base of Roger’s nuts when he launched cum rockets across the locker room. So where did Roger come from?
Santa’s Little Helper • Dad warns Billy to clean the fireplace before going to bed. “Santa will leave an extra special gift if it is spic ’an span,” Dad says. But Billy forgets and goes to bed. He remembers Dad’s warning. He rushes down late at night to clean the fireplace for Santa. But is he in time? Read Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 322 to find out.
What the Hell, Son? • Continued from What the Hell, Dad? in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 321. It’s Dad’s turn to be upset with his son, Tracey. What the hell is Tracey doing accepting a supper invitation from Mr. Hannover and his son Billy? Doesn’t Tracey know they are lucky Mr. Hannover isn’t pressing charges. But Tracey reminds Dad, “You did say that if you apologized nicely to Mr. Hannover, he might shove his dick up my butt.”
Worst for Last • “Think he’s going to come for a boy as bad as you?” Dad sneers at his son, Benjamin. Maybe Dad is right. Benjamin sleeps in front of the fireplace Christmas Eve, but Santa doesn’t come. However, Santa does come Christmas night. He tells Benjamin. “Christmas Eve is for the good boys and girls. Christmas Night is for the likes of you, Tobias. The naughty boys. The boys who haven’t been nice.” And if Tobias is really bad, Santa will put him at the top of the list of naughty boys.

Art in DBTN 322

Art in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 322 is by Shigeru, Narov, and Michael Mitchell.

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December 20, 2020December 22, 2020

In Which 2007 Issue Was That?

In which issue was this?

We added all the 2007 Handjobs Magazines to our online shop. You can purchase them individually for $5 each, or get all 12 for $45.

But can you guess which issue has this illustration by Lord Iron? And why is the doctor checking him out? Is the doctor as impressed as you are with the bulge in his briefs?

As we like to say, curious minds want to know.

In which issue was this?

Or what about this illustration by Joseph? In which 2007 Handjobs Magazine was this?

It says, “The boy was proud of his endowment and build. He’d often parade around the house naked, his erect cock bobbing between his thick, muscular thighs.”

That sounds like a predicament that needs solving.

In which issue was this?

And you certainly want to know in which 2007 issue this Roger is. How did the lad get himself into this sticky situation? How sticky is it going to get?

In Which 2007 Issue are these illustrations and stories? It shouldn’t take you too long to find out. Browse though the 2007 issues in our online shop and read each issue’s description.

If you start with January 2007 issue, you can browse from issue to issue to discover in which issue these illustrations are. Have fun!

December 19, 2020December 19, 2020

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 321

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 321, released December 19, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during December 2020.

Stories in DBTN 321

The Largest Pearls • The first time he sees pearls, Xhar thinks they look like the big, white drops of joy he enjoys squeezing out of his cock. So when he hears of a desert lord who possesses the largest pearls, Xhar heads out on an expedition to find this lord.
What’s in a Handshake? • Ezra, Dad’s old buddy, makes Dec smile when Dad introduces them and they shake hands. Dec just beat off a few minutes ago. So the smell is still on his hands. But Ezra doesn’t mind, it makes him smile. Read Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 321 to discover why Ezra smiles.
More Fun Than Golfing • Matt and Carl run off the golf course when hail and rain pour out of the sky. Their day golfing is ruined, but it’s OK. They get home early and find their two sons doing something much more fun than golfing.
Sugar Santa • Harold is surprised. The only ones at the Christmas party are him and his boss. “It’s a company party,” his boss reminds him. When there are only two in the company, that’s all who is at the party. But two can have as much fun as a room full of people.
Stuck with Yummy • Troy decides to leave home. His passion for sucking cock causes too many problems at school and home. However, as he hitchhikes, he discovers a hot trucker who doesn’t see Troy’s passion as a problem.

Art in DBTN 321

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 321 is by Shigeru, Rolando, and Master Bates.

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December 12, 2020December 12, 2020

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 320

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 320, released December 12, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during December 2020.

Stories in DBTN 320

Morning Dad, Night Son • Now that it’s just dad and son living alone, will their cycles sync? Dad likes to relieve the pressure in his balls every morning. But son is a night guy. That’s when he shoots his load. So, will this change?
Spying on My Brother • Seth is sure his brother, Zack, is a secret spy. But he doesn’t have proof. And Zack keeps his lips zipped. But one day, Seth sees Zack in disguise in a restaurant. Zack is disguised as a fifty year old German businessman. But Seth is sure it’s his brother because of the small birthmark on the back of his neck. So when Zack goes to the bathroom, Seth follows him to check him out. Seth knows that if he can get a glimpse of Zack’s thing, he’ll know for sure. So is he lucky? Read Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 320 to find out.
Stuffing Ricky • Our neighbor knows better than to barge into cute Ricky’s apartment without knocking. He learned his lesson years ago when he barged into his dad’s office without knocking. Dad had his trousers down around his ankles and was doing it. “Knock before you open a door, boy!” Dad yelled. Still, entering Ricky’s apartment without knocking still is tempting.
What the Hell, Dad? • Tracey is frustrated when Sheriff Campbell calls him after midnight. They picked Dad up … again. “Mr. Hannover doesn’t want to press charges,” Sheriff Campbell says. Press charges? What the hell has Dad done now?
Fishing with Uncle Phil • Bud makes the mistake of looking for Uncle Phil when his aunt calls and tells Bud to find him. He finds Uncle Phil. He’s over screwing the neighbor woman. Well, Uncle Phil is pissed. He storms back home with blue balls. So who is going to take care of him now?