Coming Saturday April 3. Casey is showing his son, Conrad, the ABC’s of car mechanics. Though on a hot day, two randy bodies, in the tight space underneath a car, can exude enough fumes to cause a reaction.
Dad shows his son where the drain plug is to drain the oil. But he changed the oil on the car not too long ago. It’d be a waste to drain it again. But Conrad wants to drain something.
When they scoot out from underneath the car, Casey sees that the fumes wafting off their sweaty bodies have stirred his son as much as they have stirred him.
“You needing something to drain, son?” Casey says.
“Yeah, just feeling the plug wasn’t enough, Dad,” Conrad says
“I see a big plug that you can do more than feel, son,” Casey says, nodding at the massive bulge in his overalls.
You won’t want to miss this issue coming Saturday April 3. Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter, and you will be the first to read if Casey and Conrad drain each other. You’ll get your hands on DBTN 336 as soon as we release it, the morning of April 3, Pacific Time.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 335, released March 27, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during March 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
A Man Should Know This • Dad thinks that his son, Rufus, is spending the night with a friend. So when Uncle Beau stops by for a visit, Dad doesn’t hesitate to have some fun with his brother. But Rufus is home. He’s on the roof of the porch listening to everything his father and uncle say and do.
What Should a Man Know, Dad? • Rufus overheard his father and uncle talking about all the things they learned from their father. When he taught them things, he’d start off by saying, “A man should know this.” Rufus wonders if he’ll ever hear his father say, “A man should know this.”
Grandpa Learns to Sext • Beto thinks the text is from his boyfriend, Chico. But it’t not. The text is from Grandpa Ian. It’s Grandpa Ian’s first text to him. But a short time later Grandpa Ian sends Beto a dick pic. And another. Grandpa is learning how to sext. But what happens when Chico finds out what Beto is teaching his grandfather? Read DBTN 335 to find out.
You’ll See Soon Enough • Dylan doesn’t see the usual archaeological dig near Dad’s camper. “You’ll see soon enough, Dylan,” Dad says. However, when Dad takes Dylan to the archaeological site, Dylan is blown away. The site is inside a hidden cave. Dylan can’t believe the hundred foot tall stalagmite carved by ancient people into a massive cock.
We Spy • Continued from You Spy in DBTN 331. Grandpa Vick and Gavin run for their lives. They hop one train after another all the way to Kiruna in northern Sweden. Uri Zaprud, a dangerous spy with an irresistible cock is chasing them. But Grandpa knows that Gavin has a butthole Uri can’t resist.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 334, released March 20, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during March 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
This Is How You Do It, Son • Dad tells his son, Brad, “We’re selling the house. So when you come home, you’ll need to get rid of what you don’t want. And box up the things you want to keep.” But Brad loves the old house. He remembers the time Dad came in and saw what he was trying to do. Dad said, “This is how you do it, Son.” So does Dad remember that special time too?
Not a Big Deal, Dad • Dad and Uncle Allen argue at the shop. So Bryce wonders what is going on. Dad tells Bryce, “It’s like this, Son. The inspector will approve our inspection if we suck his cock.” However, Bryce sees a picture of the hot the inspector. “So that’s it? Suck this dude’s cock and we get our license renewed?” Bryce says.
Would You Lick That Too, Dad? • A hot, shirtless guy mows the lawn across the street. So when Chris wakes up he blows a load watching the hot dude. And when he sees that Dad has a boner at the breakfast table, Chris wonders. Does Dad spy on the shirtless guy and jack off too? Read DBTN 334 to find out
That Can Be Arranged • Chris and Dad jack off together watching the hot guy mow the neighbor’s lawn. But one Saturday while sucking each other off, they don’t see the hot guy come inside.
He’s a Nice Guy • Continued from He’s No Good, Dad in DBTN 333. Blake lines up a slew of guys for Dad to date. And the first on the list is Lars. However, the two dads discover they have something in common. They both enjoy getting topped by their sons.
Coming Saturday March 20. Brad is surprised when Dad calls him out of the blue. It’s not like Dad to call him. He thinks the worse. Are his parents getting a divorce?
“Hey, Brad. I know you’re coming home in a few weeks and I was thinking of telling you then, but your sister found out and she’s talking. I want you to hear it from me first,” Dad tells Brad.
Dad’s announcement catches Brad by surprise. He never expected his parents to move. He’s sad because he has so many good memories of the house. He had so much fun in his old bedroom. He came for the first time in that room.
And then, there was that special time when Dad walked in on him while he was clumsily jerking off. Dad was kind enough to kneel next to his bed and say, “This is how you do it, son.”
Brad never forgot that hands-on lesson his dad gave him. Even though he is a pro at pulling cumloads out of his balls, he’d give anything for Dad to give him another hands-on lesson like that.
So will Dad give him another hands-on lesson in the old house? You’ll find the answer in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 334, coming Saturday March 20, 2021.
You won’t want to miss this issue. Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter, and you will be the first to read how Brad and Dad make new memories in the old house before they sell it. You’ll get your hands on DBTN 334 as soon as we release it, the morning of March 20, Pacific Time.
Handjobs-Anthology 51 is here. This anthology includes the stories from the July through December 2013 issues of Handjobs Magazine. With over 350 pages, you’ll find hours of enjoyment inside.
Stories in Handjobs-Anthology 51 are:
Robby part 2 by Bobby Joe On a Dare by Joseph Mountain Boy by Jon Hold Surprised by Stevie by Steven Greased Up Gut Fucking by Christian Sharing Secrets Uncovering Secrets Game, Set and Match by Chuck Dixon Double Stuffed by Christopher Bachli It’s a Family Affair by Hunter Look At Me! He’s a Whore The Contractor’s Son by Rick Game, Set and Match by Chuck Dixon Jamaican Men by Joseph Climbing the Rope by J.R. Massage Message by Melodious Cum on the Counter by Christian Grounded Surprised by Stevie Part 2 by Steven Date Lessons 38 Long by Pete Bonerz Chance Encounter by Hunter You Can Do It The Best Dad in the World by Hunter Joey The Slut by Jon Hold Game, Set and Match by Chuck Dixon Juicing Jansen by Christian After Work Out by Ian Hanks Healin’ Hands by Jack Walden Summer of ’77 by Steven Field Trip by Pete Bonerz Perfect Soldier by Joseph Scrubbing the Floor by J.R. Wet Knob Park by J.R. The Power of the Cross Summer of ’77 part 2 by Steven Truck Stop Angel by Chuck Dixon Breaking Dad Country Doctor Important Meeting by Joseph Heat by Jay Stevens As Horny As Me Cock Worship Game Night by Natty Soltesz The Nolan Brothers by Joseph A Family Thanksgiving by Dick Did I Ever Tell You Guys About … Cum Pot Coach Stuffs My Hole Uncle Ted and Uncle Ned Water Pressure Kenny’s First Time by Steven Buzz Cut Grandpa’s Rumatiz by Jon Hold The Snoop by Steven Trout Fishing Me an’ the Professor by Joseph Stuffing by Christopher Bachli Quarterback Sneak by Jack Walden Up Dad’s Hole Lessons in the Bathroom by J.R. His Go-To Guy by Don Ford If He Hollers by Hunter