Coming This Saturday – Some Things You Can’t Unsee

Coming this Saturday

Some Things You Can’t See is coming this Saturday. Kris is happy for his son, David. He’s moved back into town and married his former high school buddy, Rusk. Kris gives his son and new husband plenty of space. But he drops by on a sunny afternoon to drop off some tools he borrowed.

But when Kris enters David and Rusk’s house, he hears soft moaning and groaning coming from the bedroom. The sounds make him smile. Not wanting to interrupt the young newlyweds, Kris walks back to his car to wait.

However, Kris is stunned when he sees his son’s father-in-law, Thorm, leave his son’s house. Not only that, Thorm and David share a long, good-bye kiss and hug.

What is going on? Is his son having an affair with his father-in-law?

Kris isn’t the only dad with a worry. Thorm, Rusk’s father, is certain that Kris saw him leave David and Rusk’s house. No doubt, Kris saw him give David a long, wet kiss. So, is Kris upset? Should he tell Kris that he has been “teaching” David and Rusk what it is that two men in love do?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter. Find out if Thorm can explain to his son’s father-in-law what is going on when we release Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349 this coming Saturday, July 3.

Coming Saturday July 3 – Eight Days a Week

Coming July 3

Eight Days a Week is coming Saturday July 3. After a day of hard negotiating with clients in Chicago, Petro goes to the hotel gym to relax. He’s had good luck relaxing `in the sauna of that gym before. He always leaves with empty balls. Which is why he always stays in that hotel when he has business in Chicago.

It’s after nine o’clock in the evening. So Petro is surprised to see a dad working out with his son at that hour. From listening in on their conversation, he figures out that the son’s name is Kyle.

”How’s this look, Dad?” the son says while he pushes barbells above his head.

“Looking great, Kyle,” the dad tells his son.

So when the son goes for a run on a treadmill, Petro strikes up a conversation with the dad. “He must really like to work out,” Petro says to the dad.

“Yeah. Kyle’s something else. He’d workout eight days a week,” the dad said.

“Is he in any competitions? He looks to be in amazing shape,” Petro says.

“He’s a pretty good gymnast, but he’s not that competitive. I push him. But you know what they say. A tired dog is a good dog. Well, the same applies to teenage boys. The best way to keep them behaving is to tire them out. So after a hard workout here, all Kyle wants to do is go home and sleep,” the dad says.

Petro’s juices flow watching Kyle workout.

But will Kyle still want to use the sauna after working out so hard? And what about the dad? Petro wants to know. And I bet you do too.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter. Find out if Petro gets his questions answered when we release Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349 this coming Saturday, July 3.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 348

DBTN 348 Review Pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 348, released June 26, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

  • A Terrible Father • Dad didn’t want to impose when his son, Ben, offered to let him stay at his apartment. Dad thought about what his apartment looked like when he was 23. If his father had come for a visit, he would have had to spend hours cleaning it and hiding the boxes of panties he knicked when he hooked up. But Ben was nothing like his dad.
  • You Have the Touch • “Hey, buddy, you want me to give you a hand with that?” Rick says when his pal, Trevor, yells, “Ow!” and grabs his back. The two have been pals for a long time. So it’s natural for Rick to want to help his buddy. But as he massages Trevor’s back, he wonders if his buddy would mind if he helped him out all the way. “Ahhh, man, that feels good. You have the touch,” Trevor moans. Well, maybe it’d be OK to loosen Trevor’s pants a bit more and massage his buns.
  • House on Fire • When the neighbor’s house burns at night, Estevo runs outside with his dad to watch the fire fighters put out the blaze. Some of the fire fighters are so hot. However, once the fire is out and Estevo is back up in his bedroom, he can’t believe his eyes when he sees his dad make out with one of the firemen. And he hears Dad say, “Thanks, Janik. I needed that,” when they are done and are giving each other gentle, good-bye kisses. Wood Fireman Janik touch Estevo like that?
  • He Wants Me To See • Mateo works his butt off over the years building his specialty foods delivery service. Cleanliness is everything when you’re handling food. So he is pissed when he sees a kid pissing out in the open in the grass next to his parking lot. But it takes Mateo just a few seconds to realize that the kid wants him to see. The kid has his pants pushed down over his butt. Mateo can see everything.
  • What King of Boy Am I • Danny begs for permission to stay out past curfew. But Dad won’t budge. “My house, my rules,” he says. And he warns Danny that he’ll call Grandpa Zonnobich if he misbehaves. The last thing Danny wants to do is have ex green beret, Commander Son of a Bitch, Grandpa Zonnobich on his case. Or does Grandpa Zonnobich know what kind of boy Danny is?

Artists in DBTN 348

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 348 is by Rolando Mérida, Shigeru, and Narov.

Coming Saturday June 26 – A Terrible Father

Coming June 26 illustration

A Terrible Father is coming Saturday June 26. When Ben tells his dad, “You can stay with me,” Dad says, “Oh, I couldn’t impose.” But Ben reminds his dad, “You’re my dad, not an imposition.”

Dad hasn’t been to Ben’s apartment. He remembers what he was like in his early twenties. No way could he have invited his father over to stay with him. He was a wild man, chasing the ladies all the time. And each time he scored, he nicked their panties. He had boxes stuffed with them underneath his bed. So what would Dad find at his son’s apartment?

Ben is nothing like his father. There isn’t a spec of dust in his apartment. No cobwebs in the windows. He has a guest room. The bed is made and there isn’t a crease anywhere.

During the day, when Ben is at work, Dad discovers his son’s diary. He is shocked when he reads that Ben is into guys and still a virgin. How can that be? How can a guy be a homo and still be a virgin at twenty-three?

So when Ben comes home, he asks his father a personal question. “So, uh, how many were there before Mom? One, two?”

Which makes his father nervous. How does he answer that? He met his wife when he was twenty-four. Which meant he’d been fucking for ten years, some 3,650 days or so. So how many women did he average per day and that times 3,650 would be?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and you’ll be the first to find out what happens when Ben discovers how different he and his father are when we release Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 348 this coming Saturday, June 26.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 347

DBTN 347 Review Pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 347, released June 19, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

  • A Knock at the Door • Chuck isn’t expecting anyone when he hears a knock at his door. “Hi. Are you Chuck Sannevin?” the man at the door says. When Chuck says, “Yes,” the man says, “Wow, it is you. Uh, I don’t know how to say this, but, uh, I’m your older brother, Boyd.”
  • Sharing Dad’s Man Toy • see Share a Hobby in DBTN 340 Caleb enjoys sharing dildos with Dad. But Dad keeps mentioning this fuck buddy, Mitch. So Caleb thinks it would be fun to surprise Dad by inviting Mitch over so he and Dad can share Dad’s man toy. However, when he calls Mitch, Mitch warns Caleb, “I’m pretty big.” To which, Caleb responds, “The bigger the better.”
  • The Algorithm Knows • Nelson collaborates with Dr. Khanuji, a family doctor. They’ve enlisted a large number of patients and outfitted them with sensors. The sensors send vitals, such as heart and respiratory rates to their database. One thing Nelson discovers, is that he can tell when men are having orgasms by looking at their heart rate, blood pressure, and respiratory rate. The sensors also send location data. And Nelson detects an odd pattern. A father and son often have orgasms at the same time and in the same location.
  • Long Haul • Our young long hauler is on his first run. He’s pleased that nothing has gone wrong on the long drive to Mobile. His last delivery is to a load of personal belongings and furniture to a Trevor. The young truckers is curious about this Trevor because he accidentally discovered a stash of old gay porn in Trevor’s dresser.
  • Rod Run • see Continued from DBTN 345 Mark and Jacob enjoy the peace and quiet of their home at the foot of the Great Smoky Mountains. The two like that their relatives aren’t coming as often. They get careless about leaving their play toys out, including the sling they like to use. But when Mark‘s dad and uncle Alex come for Rod Run, they try out the sling while Mark and Jacob are at work.

Artists in DBTN 347

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 347 is by Michael Mitchell, Steve Adams, and Shigeru.