Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 353, released July 31, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
First Time With Dad • “So what do you think?” Dad says to Bernie when they crawl into their tent. “It’s going to be great, huh, Bernie. Look, we can just zip the screen door shut and sleep with our heads by the door and watch the stars at night.” But Bernie thinks, “We could sleep in our beds at home and be comfortable.” But Bernie’s attitude changes when they meet the hot guy, Alex, in the camper next to their tent.
Red Tip • Drethin’s life changes dramatically when his grandfather, Rahmwuulf, gives him a dragon’s egg. Rahmwuulf laughs when Drethen says, “I’m going to hatch it.” And the village sorcerer warns Drethen, “You better hope it is a Redtip. If it’s a Twitch, it might eat you as soon as it hatches.”
Bull Wrangling • “I’ve got two mean bulls I need to wrangle,” ol’ man Hudson says in the diner. Everyone in the diner hears the loud rancher. “I’ll wrangle your bulls,” a scrawny kid says. “I don’t mean no disrespect, son, but those bulls would take one look at a scrawny kid like you and kick you over the fence,” Hudson said. But the scrawny kid can wrangle more than just bulls. He can handle a rancher’s big ol’ all too.
Chaperones • Stan doesn’t think he needs to chaperone his son, Jerome, on the boy’s first date. Jerome has a date with Hank. It’s not like he’s going to get the other guy pregnant. But Stan relents. He chaperones Jerome to the movies. But Hank has a chaperone too, his dad, Conrad, a stud. The two dads sit behind their sons in the dark movie house. The boys don’t need chaperones. Their dads do.
Sometimes It Takes Two Dads • Stan enjoyed chaperoning with Conrad. So when Conrad asks if he’d like to chaperone their two sons again, Stan agrees. Only they’re not taking the sons out. The boys are having a date at Conrad’s home. “You know, with them being teenagers and all, sometimes it takes two dads to make sure things don’t get out of control,” Conrad says. But who is getting out of control? The sons or the dads?
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 352, released July 24, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Good Cop, Bad Cop Dad • While weeding underneath the dining room window, Andrew overhears his mother and friends gossiping. He can’t believe it when he hears one them ask his mother, “So, Sally, how was the sex party?” Andrew’s ears burn when he hears his mother say, “I haven’t seen an erection on him that hard in years.” And Andrew learns that during the party she saw him sucking guys while getting fucked himself! “Since the party, Frank’s fucked me every day. He even fucked me on Andrew’s bed! He’s turned into a bad cop and I love it!” But Andrew’s image of his dad as a good cop shatters even more when he comes home one day and finds him making out with Coach Abram.
Obsessions • Will obsesses over his best friend, Reuben. To be honest, he obsesses about sucking him off. And Reuben obsesses about sucking Will too. They’re both champion batters. They compete to see who can hit the most home runs. Whoever wins gets a blowjob. But their frequent home runs bring their two admiring fathers together with unforeseen consequences. Which you can read in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 352.
Home Inspection Done Right • Ben reads that hunter gatherers only work 15 hours a week. That is the kind of job he wants. He learns that the requirements to become a home inspector are simple. So he hooks up with a good looking home inspector who needs help, but is also willing to show Ben the ropes.
Life Is Short, Kenzo • Dad and Kenzo can’t believe their eyes when they pick up Hanzo from the airport. Hanzo left home four years ago. He looks nothing like the scrawny kid from back then. Both Dad and Kenzo can’t take their eyes off him. Kenzo even jacks off watching his older brother sleep. But Dad gets a thrill too looking at his oldest son when he showers.
Let It Flow • Hal warns Dr. Bruce during a home visit about Will, his son. Will is testy. Dr. Bruce says, “Well, he is a teenager. But, I’ll know if there is an underlying physical problem that is making him irritable.” Dr. Bruce discovers an underlying condition.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 351, released July 17, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Runaway • Old farmer Grant checks the barn to see what his cow and rooster notice inside. He finds a runaway. Grant thinks he can understand because he ran away from home too, many decades ago. However, the teenage boy, Troy, surprises Grant. “It’s not that I can’t stand my dad. It’s that I like him too much,” Troy says. But Grant tries to help the teenager.
Honk Twice • UPS driver Sam overhears a hot dad and son talking. See, Sam delivers packages to them often. “You know, Dad, it’d be cool if he’d like honk when he came up to the driveway. Say, he’d honk once if he wanted a handjob, twice if he wanted a blowjob, and three times if he needed to be fucked,” the son says. So Sam gets an idea.
Hung Jury • Ben shakes with nervousness when the judge and jury walk into the court room. Ben knows they will convict him. However the last juror that walks in gives Ben hope. That juror will never convict him because Ben has serviced him many times in the park john. Will the jury convict Ben? Read DBTN 351 to find out.
All the Way to Nefev • Ummo wants to travel with his father on his long trading voyages. When he hears Uncle Mish, his father, and other traders talk about Nefev and how the man in that far off land wear nothing at all, Ummo longs to go there. The journey there takes many weeks. So is there any chance his father will let him travel that far?
Retiring Dylan’s Lucky Speedos • Dad is proud of his son, Dylan. He wins competition after competition. But the Speedos Dylan wears when he dives are too small. Dylan considers them lucky ever since he won his first competition wearing them. Still, Dylan keeps getting bigger. He can barely stuff his body parts into those lucky Speedos.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 350, released July 10, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Home in Rostov • The one thing that bothers Duran most about his job is not being able to have a dog. Duran manages projects all over the world. But he can’t believe where his new project is. It’s in Rostov, the little Nebraska town where he grew up. He’ll be there at least six months. Plenty of time to clear up the silent pause between himself and his dad. Before leaving home, Dad caught him jacking off one morning, and he stayed to watch Duran cum. But they never talked about it, or much else since.
Turning 50 • Harold dreads going to work on his 50th birthday. He hates birthday parties. But he knows work will throw him a big one. However, he cringes when they make him sit in a chair. His co-workers hired a male stripper for him. Harold is furious and embarrassed. But at the end of the show, the naked muscle guy grabs Harold’s tie, pulls his face to his, and whispers in Harold’s ear, “Happy birthday, Dad.” The stripper is Dirk, Harold’s son.
Dad’s Not My Dad • Garret can’t believe it. After sending in a DNA sample, he logs into Ancestry.com and sees a “Predicted relationship: Parent/Child” under a name of a man he does not know, Darby Nest. How can that be? How can another man be his biological father? The answer is in DBTN 350.
The New Volunteer • The volunteer firefighters put on a strawberry shortcake social to recruit new volunteers. But they only get a single application later, not the handful of new recruits they need. The new recruit looks promising. He’s only in his twenties. Buff. Friendly. However can he pass the sauna test? You see, the firefighters know that after the challenging work of putting out a fire, nothing relieves stress like a good soak in the sauna behind the firehouse. The volunteers return from a fire pumped up with adrenalin. They pile into the sauna naked and take care of each other. So can the new recruit handle that?
Theater in the Park • Brody makes Uncle Yol promise not to tell anyone that his dad is in the play in the park. He didn’t want to go in the first place, but Uncle Yol made him. However when he sees the play his father wrote about two men falling in love, Brody is mesmerized. After the play, Brody learns that he saw the G-rated version of the play. There is another version of the play in which the men get naked on stage.