Month: April 2022

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 392, released April 30, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in April 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• The Master Cocksucker • When Elton tells his boss he lives in Frybo, his boss grins and says, “Frybo? The best cocksucker I know lives there.” And when his boss describes this cocksucker and where he sucks cock, Elton can’t believe it. It’s his dad! And his dad sucks cock in their garden shed at the end of the backyard, next to the river trail.
• Dad’s Stash • Davey takes a chance when he gets Dad’s text, “Stuck in traffic. Won’t be home until later.” Davey doesn’t waste a minute. Dad left his office unlocked. So Davey goes searching for goodies. And he finds Dad’s stash of booze and porn in the back of the bottom drawer of his desk.
• Owe You Big Time • Randy’s boss, Cliff, has a personal problem. But Randy would rather not get involved. However Cliff is a great boss. And the problem involves Cliff’s son. Coach overheard the boys talk about a TikTok challenge. They dared each other to have sex in public. So you can imagine Cliff’s concern. But how can Randy help with that?
• Is That a Thing? • continued from DBTN 390 and 391. Hal is pleased he took his son, Dan, to visit his gay uncle, Hank. Dan and Hank hit it off. Especially when Hank told them about the blind orgies his friend hosts. Hal shot loads while naked in total darkness with other boned men. Little did Hal know that his son and brother were at those orgies too. But he has a day to relax by his brother’s pool. And when a husky neighbor invites himself over to diddle with Hal’s balls, he doesn’t mind. His son and brother won’t be back for hours. Hal has time to play. Or so he thinks.
• Watch and Learn • “You’ll bunk with Oscar,” Fire Chief Bruno tells Ben. Firehouse 7, the oldest in the system, has small rooms the firefighters share. Small rooms with bunk beds. And Oscar, well he knows how to turn a young recruit like Ben into a great firefighter.

Artists in DBTN 392

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 392 is by Michael Mitchell, Shigeru, and Steve Adams.

Coming April 30, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 392, Owe You Big Time.

Randy’s boss, Cliff, tells him, “I hate to get you involved with a private matter, but …”

So what bothers Cliff so much that he needs to ask for Randy’s help?

The coach overhear the boys in the locker room talking about a TikTok challenge. The boys are daring each other to have sex in public places. Cliff thinks his son, Jonas, is going to attempt the challenge.

“You’ve got to be kidding,” Randy says.

“I wish I were, but kids these days and that damn TikTok. Last month a bunch of kids trashed the gym locker room on a TikTok challenge. Cost the school tens of thousands to fix it,” Cliff says. He taps his fingers on his desk and sighs. “I’m worried Jonas is going to do something stupid and get arrested, you know, get a record, have to register as a sex offender and all.

So how can Randy possibly help his boss? He can tell Cliff wants his help. Normally, Randy would butt out of such a situation. But Cliff is a great boss. The best boss Randy’s had.

“So, uh, how can I help?” I said.

So,how can Randy help his boss deal with his son who is about to take on that TikTok challenge and have sex in public?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 392 this Saturday, April 30, and read how Randy helps his boss. You’ll also get each Saturday’s issue for the next six months, 26 issues in all.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 391, released April 23, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in April 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Attention to Detail • Stan warns his brother, Matt, that his nephew, Cory, can be nit picky. Cory drives Dad nuts. But Matt wants to help. But will Cory drive his uncle nuts too?
• Always Time to Do It Right • Dad spies on his son when he discovers Manabu has a boyfriend. But Manabu can’t believe it when he sees Dad sitting in the coffee bar across the street from his friend’s house. Dad is sitting next to Coach Nelson, and the coach has his hand on his dad’s thigh.
• Is That a Thing? • continued from last week’s issue, Uncle Hank and nephew, Dan, get a kick out of watching Dan’s dad, Hal, sneak off to the blind orgy. Dan got to suck off Dad at the blind orgy the other day. Can they get Hal to do more?
• He’s Just Like You, Henry • Henry takes a detour on a business trip to visit Hickory Glen, the little town where he grew up. Not much as changed. And his old neighbor, Clive, still lives next door to where Henry grew up. As a boy, Henry watched men visit Clive in his backyard and give him blow jobs and such. So does Clive still welcome men into his backyard?
• You’ll know I’m Home When • Grandpa Taeg is off traveling around the world. Only no one at home has any idea where he is or when he will be back. Grandson Troy takes care of Grandpa Taeg’s house, stopping by in the morning on his way to school, and on his way home from school. It’s then that he likes to sprawl out naked on Grandpa Taeg’s bed and beat off. Alll is good until Grandpa Taeg comes home unexpectedly.

Artists in DBTN 391

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 391 is by Shigeru, Master Bates, and Steve Adams.

Coming April 23, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 391, Attention to Detail.

Stan warns his brother, Matt, that his nephew, Cory, can be nit picky. “His attention to detail makes me pull my hair out,” Stan says.

“Well, it’s that attention to detail that got him accepted at all those universities,” Matt says.

You see, Cory is going to spend a week with Uncle Matt to visit universities that accepted him. Cory wants to check out the campuses in person before deciding which university to attend.

Matt is glad to help his nephew. It’s been years since he last saw him. So what is he like now? Matt is curious to find out.

But after picking Cory up from the airport, taking him home, and walking with him through one of the campuses, Matt has a hard time reading his nephew. Does Cory have a girlfriend? A boyfriend? Or is he celibate? Does he even jack off? He is attractive, but who would approach him? It’s hard to draw a smile out of him. If someone smiles at him will he smile back at them? Or will he ignore them?

However, Cory warms up after taking a long shower at his uncle’s apartment. The massage feature on the shower loosens him up enough to pop a personal question.

“So … uh, how many guys have you slept with, Uncle Matt?” Cory asks.

So, can Uncle Matt answer the question truthfully? That he’s been with so many guys that he can’t beging to count them?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 391 this Saturday, April 23. You’ll also get each Saturday’s issue for the next six months, 26 issues in all.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 390, released April 16, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in April 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Keeping It in the Family • Dad notices an odd lump in his son’s underwear drawer when he tries to find his drill. The lump is not his drill. It’s a dildo. So why does his son have a dildo, and is he shoving it up his butt?
• The Substitute Teacher • Wayne hates his teacher, Mr. Cockburn. All the pupils must keep their hands on their desks at all times in Mr. Cockburn’s class. But Wayne can’t go so long without touching himself. Until a substitute teacher, Mr. Dartmore, shows up one day. And Wayne is tickled when Mr. Dartmore notices what Wayne does with his fingers and he grins.
• Is That a Thing? • Uncle Hank dissuades his nephew, Dan, when he visits and Dan confesses he is attracted to his dad. “He’s as straight as they come, Dan,” Uncle Hank says. But when Dan hears that his brother used to suck his dad off when they were teenagers, well, his hopes and dreams ignite.
• The Wolfman • Hamni herds his goats and sheep to the highest alpine meadows. So he is the last one to cross the drawbridge into the village at dusk. The drawbridge protects the village from the wolves on the other side of the ravine. But one night, while tending the bonfire that keeps the wolves at bay, Hamni sees the Wolfman glowing in the light of the fire. A naked man, twice the height of anyone in the village, and a cock the size of Hamni’s arm.
• Eagle Claw Delirium • Ranger Scott checks up on the two hikers, possibly a father and son, who camp at Blue Trout. The Eagle Claw blossoms are in full bloom around the mountain lake. Ranger Scott needs to warn them not to pick the blossoms. Just licking the blossoms gives a man an erection and a feverish delirium that only subsides after numerous orgasms. But is he too late?

Artists in DBTN 390

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 390 is by Shigeru and Narov.