Month: August 2022

Virgin Balls is coming September 3, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 410.

Mreeder virgin boys have unique glands at the base of their balls which exude special hormones. When a man sucks on these balls, the glands activate and release nourishing hormones that give the man raging erections. The man’s testicles go into over drive and the man’s muscles grow and strengthen.

Naked Runa warriors treasure the balls of Mreeder virgin boys. Sucking on their balls gives them immense power and everlasting orgasms. So Sognar, a naked Runa warrior kidnaps Logi, a Mreeder virgin boy. Logi’s father, Hornig, the most powerful of all the Mreeders, is enraged. He pillages the forest and surrounding villages, searching for his virgin son.

Hornig wants to find his kidnapped son, Logi, and fuck him so that Logi’s balls will no longer exude the precious hormones. Only then will Logi be safe from the naked Runa warriors.

So will Hornig succeed in finding his son and rescuing him from the naked warrior Sognar? Or will Sognar keep the virgin Logi and become ever more powerful sucking on his nourishing testicles? Or will something else happen?

Read Virgin Balls in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 410, coming September 3, 2022, to find out.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 409, released August 27, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in August 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Muscle Memory • Ned wakes up in a hospital. He can’t remember a thing. He’s been in a coma for 43 days. But his doctor advices him that muscles have their own memory and to let his muscles guide him. However, when he’s alone with his son, the muscle between his legs alarms him with the memory it has.
• The Rewards of Listening • During medical school, a professor advised him to listen to his patients. Dr. Dirk found that advice harder than it seemed. Especially when he knew so much more than his patients. But only his patients knew their own bodies. So he learned to listen, even when a young patient asks, “What about you, Dr. Dirk? Do you like to suck cock?”
• I Can’t Fabricate Evidence • Mrs. Danwith wants her detective to fabricate evidence to frame her husband, Stan, of an affair. She wants to divorce him and take his fortune. But as much as he tries, the detective can’t find any sign of an affair. Until he realizes that Stan isn’t cheating with woman. He and his buff son, Mark, make out in the sauna at the gym.
• Make a Man Out of You Yet • Bert moves out of the city to Cougar Pass, a tiny town in the Rockies. No one in Cougar Pass can believe that the new teacher, Bert, can’t drive. And Coach Hanson, a brawny man who goes naked on hot days, makes it his mission to make a man out of Bert.
• Milk It Like That • Jackson doesn’t recognize the young man mowing his neighbor’s lawn. It’s Tyler, the neighbor’s son. Only he’s no longer a little boy. He’s back from college and meaty as hell from rowing. And Tyler enjoys helping out. So when he helps Jackson clean out Jackson’s garage, Jackson offers Tyler the old massage table. But first they have to try it out.

Artists in DBTN 409

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 409 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Master Bates.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 408, released August 20, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in August 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Buckley Rocks the Boat • Herman gets ready to row to the middle of the lake to relax. But a boy interrupts him. “Hey, Mister, can you take me to the other side?” he says. So Herman tells him, “I’m not going to the other side.” When he tells the boy, Buckley, that he’s going out into the lake to relax, Buckley says, “I can relax, too, Mister.” Though will the boy like to relax the way Herman does?
• Lost and Found • A captain walks up to the Lost and Found counter and hands Danny a phone. “Hi, Danny, I found this in the mens room,” he says. The captain walks away with a smirk. When Danny turns on the phone he sees why the captain smirked. The lock screen is a photo of a magnificent cock. Who’s cock is it?
• Not Doing Anything He Doesn’t Want To • Cal’s baby brother warns Wayne when Wayne tells him he and his wife are trying for a third boy. “You might get a Wayne Junior. You think you can handle that?” Wayne says. Wayne was a handful growing up. Wayne had an hearty appetite for his older brother’s cum. So will Cal’s youngest son be the same?
• A Family Cruise • Dan and Thomas need a break. Thomas’s uncle, David, suggests an unusual cruise. Three weeks at sea all the way to where the International Date Line and the Equator intersect. Three weeks with nothing but blue seas in all directions. A true getaway from every thing. Only Dad and Thomas bump into their two dads and Uncle David on board.
• After Closing • Continued from Boy Next Door, Connecting With the General, and We’re Practically Neighbors in DBTN 404: The General’s house sells. It’s closing time. Time to say goodbye to watching the boy on the other side of the valley jack off in his bedroom. Time to say goodbye to the boy’s uncle Theo, the real estate agent. And time to say goodbye to the boy’s dad, Vern. Or is it?

Artists in DBTN 408

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 408 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 407, released August 13, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in August 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• I Can Explain • Someone is using the library to surf for porn. But when IT guy Barret investigates, he discovers that it is his grandfather jacking off to porn in the library.
• Preserving a Legacy • Luke can’t believe it when he discovers that a city architect in the 1950s, M. Bates, designed a number of the city public restrooms for cocksuckers. He’s more shocked to discover that M. Bates’s son and grandson are preserving his legacy.
• Camp Coxenkum by Madakou • The conclusion to the story from 397 and 402, Charles’s explosive cry makes his dad, Eric, jump up and go looking for his son. But when Ranger Bobby appears out of the woods with his shaft buried in Charles’s butt, Eric gets his mouth on his son’s cock for the first time.
• Being Vigilant Pays Off • Dad is suspicious about his son, Troy. And since Dad works for subway security, he can follow where his son goes on the subways. So when Troy interacts with a strange man and follows the man off the subway at a stop he never goes to, Dad has to investigate.
• Going Up Fast • Dad and Henry can’t believe it when the old house across the street gets demolished in a single day. And when a hot crew shows up to build a new house, Dad notices that his son is as turned on by the hot, shirtless construction crew as he is.

Artists in DBTN 407

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 407 is by Madakou, Narov, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 406, released August 6, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in August 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Through the Bathroom Window • Dixon lucks out. For once he gets the whole house to himself. Which means he can beat off in peace. Still, to be safe, he jacks off in the bathroom. But Dad comes home early, finds the house locked, and tries to get inside through the bathroom window.
• Salvation is Easy • Connor salivates over Kyle, the youth pastor. Especially when Kyle plays soccer with the boys in the park. But Pastor Hector, Kyle’s father sees Connor drooling over his son. So Pastor Hector pushes Connor into a van to persuade the boy not to go after his son. What can Pastor Hector offer the boy?
• Water Patrol • James beats off a lot picturing his dad and Mitch going at it. Dad and Mitch are Water Patrol Officers. So for Dad’s birthday, James borrows Dad’s speed boat. He promises Dad to pick him and Mitch up after work. But when he does, instead of piloting them home, James takes the two men to a secluded cove so they can all swim naked in the lake.
• Dad Bites Off More Than He Can Chew • Professor Tool’s son, Nash, spots another stalker checking out his dad. Nash enjoys watching his dad make out with his stalker. But this new stalker, Ben, a husky footballer, looks like he may be more than Professor Tool can handle.
• Fixing the Tree House • Trent asks his dad to come over to help fix the old treehouse. Trent wants the treehouse for his son. When Trent was a boy, he and his buddies had great times in the old treehouse. So did Dad. And when Trent and Dad work together, they reminisce about all the fun they each had in the treehouse. And relive those fun times too.

Artists in DBTN 406

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 406 is by dv dickie, Shigeru, and Steve Adams.