Month: October 2022

I’d Suck That is coming November 5, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 419.

Dustin isn’t happy that Dad shows up at places like Blister Pizza where he and his friends go. Doesn’t Dad realize he is too old to go to Blister Pizza? And the trouble is that Dad doesn’t like to wear underwear so his big thing shows.

Dustin’s buddies kid him about his dad’s big one. “Ever see it hard, Dustin?” “Are those nuts as big as they look?” “How often does he show it to you? Does he let you touch it?”

They are relentless. And it’s all because Dustin’s dad thinks he can pal around with Dustin and his friends. “Go play golf, Dad!” Dustin wants to scream when his dad shows up.

One day while Dustin and his best friend, Fred, are browsing comics at Heroes, they see a guy’s full basket between the shelves and boxes of comics.

Dustin grins at his friend and says, ”I’d suck that.”

“Me too,” Fred said.

But when Dustin gets home and sees his dad, he realizes that he’s the guy he and his buddy saw at Heroes!

So did Dad hear his son say, “I’d suck that”? And if so, what will Dad do?

Read I’d Suck That in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 419, coming November 5, 2022, to find out if Dad heard Dust say, “I’d suck that.” And find out what, if anything, Dad does about it.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 419 this Saturday, November 5.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 418, released October 29, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in October 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• PTA Surprise • Math teacher Steven is distracted by the man sitting in the front row. Steven is trying to give a presentation about the new advanced match courses. But the man keep rubbing his basket and making Steven nervous. Why is he so overt? What does he want? Is he a father of one of his students?
• How Much It Matters • Patrick asks the museum guide, “Did they really go around naked all the time?” Patrick and his dad are at the museum to see an exhibit of the people who used to live in their town, thousands of years ago. When Patrick learns that they did live naked, he wonders what that would be like. So on the weekend, he decides to find out. Which is why his father finds his son buck naked on Saturday morning.
• Bros for Life • Is Dad jealous of the buddy Uncle Alex has? Uncle Alex has a big one. What about Dad? Does he have a big one too?
• You’re an Open Book • Dad warns his son, Adam, not to disturb Jack, the pilot who is sleeping in the guest room. But Dad knows better. Now that he’s told Adam to leave the pilot alone, he won’t be able to check on him.
• Sparky’s Specimen • Dad hates it when the men in the diner rub his son’s butt. And the son is frustrated because his teacher’s yell at him to keep his hands out of his lap. But Grandpa has an ingenious plan. He cuts holes in Sparky’s pants so Sparky can play with his thing without anyone noticing. However, when Dad takes Sparky for a physical, the doctor shouts, “Wow, what a specimen! You should have warned me, Henry.”

Artists in DBTN 418

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 418 is by Shigeru and dv dickie.

PTA Surprise is coming October 29, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 418.

Math teacher, Steven, spends hours practicing what he will tell the parents at the next PTA meeting. Many parents are up in arms about some of the new advanced math classes. Principal Rand counts on Steven to sooth their ruffled feathers.

But when Steven puts his notes on the lectern, he is the one with ruffled feathers. There is a dad sitting in the front row. He has his legs splayed and his hand resting on a thick slab of meat filling out his basket.

Teacher Steven can barely concentrate on his speech. The dad keeps rubbing his basket, distracting the young teacher.

Somehow, Steven survives his speech, and when Principal Ran opens up the meeting for questions, Steven stays cool and collected enough to answer their concerns.

When the PTA meeting is over, teacher Steven escapes to the john to drain his bladder. But while he takes a relieving piss, a hand grips his shoulder. It’s the dad with the big one who was sitting in the front row.

“You know what my son says, Steven?” the dad says. “He says that one of his teachers is a cocksucker. After watching you tonight, I’m thinking that it’s you, Steven. Am I right? Are you a cocksucker?” the man says.

Read PTA Surprise in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 418, coming October 29, 2022, to find out if math teacher Steven is the cocksucker the dad’s son says he is. And why does the dad want to know that?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 418 this Saturday, October 29.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 417, released October 22, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in October 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Buttery Smooth Shorts • Dad embarrasses himself when he shoots a rod while grocery shopping with his son. But it’s not his fault. It’s all those hot guys wearing those thin, revealing bamboo shorts. What’s a dad supposed to do when men go around letting their things dangle and jostle inside their shorts so blatantly?
• Thawing Frozen Balls • The total silence wakes Renard. For months the sailing vessel has rocked and creaked. But it’s still. Dawn reveals that the ship is frozen solid in ice. What now? How will the crew survive? How will they thaw their frozen balls?
• Drone Inspection • The drone makes inspecting the apartment roof easy. After a fierce storm, the Super sends the drone up to see if their is any damage. There is no damage, but there is a naughty tenant trying to do damage to his hungry butthole. Well, the Super can help with that.
• Damper the New Recruit • The new police recruit, Jonas, sees the law in black and white. And Jonas is zealous to make sure everyone follows the law. So Chief Barns asks the Captain to damper the new recruit. The Captain thinks about it and decides that the best way to cool the new recruit is with a little help with his horny son, Eric.
• Dad, There Are Only Guys Here • continued from DBTN 416, straight dad Benjamin and his son Howard, make the best of their stay at a gay nudist resort. And Benjamin persuades his son that spending an evening with gay father and son, Ernst and Will, could be a good thing. Especially when Ernst says that his son, Will, can make a guy cum just by licking his butthole.

Artists in DBTN 417

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 471 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 416, released October 15, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in October 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• What Did He Just Do? • While visiting his brother, Curtis, Brent sees his nephew, Ron, rub his balls and sniff his fingers. “You didn’t tell me you had a sniffer,” Brent says to his brother. He wonders if his nephew would like to sniff his father’s sac.
• Dad, There Are Only Guys Here • Howard notices that there are only guys at the beach resort he and his dad are at. Naked guys, walking about. Does Dad know they are at a gay resort?
• He’ll Be Back For More • It is no accident that Doug’s hotel canceled his hotel reservation. His long time friend, Zander, canceled the reservation so Doug would have to stay with him and his son. The reason? Zander’s son saw a photo of Doug’s famous cock, and Zander wants to give his son a chance to appreciate that monster.
• Are You Down There, Grandpa? • Grandad suspects that his grandson, Gabe, has the same special gift he has. The ability to detect the pheromones a man’s sac releases when he needs to shoot a load. So Grandad sets a trap to see if Gabe will follow his nose and find Grandad’s sac.
• Tying Up Loose Ends • There is trouble at the law firm. Scooter, the AI program which scours the internet for compromising photos discovers a video of a new hire, Curtis, plowing a man’s butt. You can’t see the face, but Jackson, one of the partners, realizes that it’s his butt getting plowed in the video.

Artists in DBTN 416

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 416 is by Shigeru, Narov, and Master Bates.