Yes, Sir! No, Sir! No Excuse, Sir! is coming Saturday June 12. Scott thinks Toby is joking when he tells him that the only answers his dad accepts are, “Yes, Sir!” or “No, Sir!” or “No Excuse, Sir!”
But when Scott goes to Toby’s house and sees his dad, he knows Toby is telling the truth. If he had a dad like Toby’s, all Scott would say when Dad asked him a question are, “Yes, Sir!” or “No, Sir!” or “No Excuse, Sir!”
Scott makes up excuses to go to Toby’s house even when Toby is not home, just so he can be alone with Toby’s dad.
But Toby’s dad just ignores Scott.
However, Scott’s dad has been working out while Scott has been preoccupied with getting close to Toby’s dad. Until now, Scott’s dad has never made Scott look twice when he walks around after a shower with next to nothing on. He’s seen that dad bod a million times.
But Scott is taken back when Dad gets ready to take a shower. When did Dad get so hot? Scott thinks.
Scott is in his pajama bottoms, sitting on the couch, and watching TV when Dad says, “Well, I think I’ll go shower.” However, he doesn’t walk off right away. He drops his sweatpants on the floor. He pulls off his jockstrap and lets them fall onto the sweatpants.
Scott comes unglued. He makes a tent in his pajama bottoms. He even makes a wet spot in them before Dad turns away and heads for the shower.
So does Scott get to say, “Yes, Sir! No, Sir! No Excuse, Sir!” to his dad?
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