Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 296, released June 27, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2020.
Stories in DBTN 296 are:
- Stay Out of the Park • Blake can’t figure out why Dad is adamant that he stay out of the park at night. It’s the shortest way home from his tutoring lessons. Uncle Allen tells him, “Blake, your dad isn’t afraid of what might happen to you. He’s just afraid you might have too much fun.” What does Blake do when he finds his dad having fun in the park at night?
- Hormonal Flare-up • Joash and Randall have doubts about the five day, wilderness trek, their sons are planning for all for of them. How can they haul even beer to last five days? What happens if they have a hormonal flare-up? You know, men’s balls fill up all the time. Hormones flare. How are the two dads going to handle that?
- Swallowing the Big One • “I bet you’d like a sausage like that, wouldn’t you, son?” Dad says to Tyler. They are at the block party. They ran in to Mr. Naddle, chomping away on a big fat sausage in a bun. Mr. Naddle sees that look in Tyler’s eyes. He knows what big sausage Tyler wants to chew. Does Tyler get to chew on Mr. Naddle’s Big Sausage? Read DBTN 296 to find out.
- To the Great West Sea • Blue Eagle wants to lead the strange visitors to the Great West Sea. But he doesn’t know if he can trust them. How can he trust men who cover their bodies with so many clothes? If a man won’t reveal himself, is he honest?
- Passing the Drug Test • Bert warns Scotty that there is going to be a drug test in twenty minutes. Scotty runs to the locker room to get his things. He’s down to his jockstrap when Coach Haddock asks, “Hi there, Scotty, where are you off to?” How is Scotty going to pass the drug test now?
Art in DBTN 296
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 296 is by Michael Mitchell, Master Bates, Narov, and Shigeru.
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