Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 335, released March 27, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during March 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
- A Man Should Know This • Dad thinks that his son, Rufus, is spending the night with a friend. So when Uncle Beau stops by for a visit, Dad doesn’t hesitate to have some fun with his brother. But Rufus is home. He’s on the roof of the porch listening to everything his father and uncle say and do.
- What Should a Man Know, Dad? • Rufus overheard his father and uncle talking about all the things they learned from their father. When he taught them things, he’d start off by saying, “A man should know this.” Rufus wonders if he’ll ever hear his father say, “A man should know this.”
- Grandpa Learns to Sext • Beto thinks the text is from his boyfriend, Chico. But it’t not. The text is from Grandpa Ian. It’s Grandpa Ian’s first text to him. But a short time later Grandpa Ian sends Beto a dick pic. And another. Grandpa is learning how to sext. But what happens when Chico finds out what Beto is teaching his grandfather? Read DBTN 335 to find out.
- You’ll See Soon Enough • Dylan doesn’t see the usual archaeological dig near Dad’s camper. “You’ll see soon enough, Dylan,” Dad says. However, when Dad takes Dylan to the archaeological site, Dylan is blown away. The site is inside a hidden cave. Dylan can’t believe the hundred foot tall stalagmite carved by ancient people into a massive cock.
- We Spy • Continued from You Spy in DBTN 331. Grandpa Vick and Gavin run for their lives. They hop one train after another all the way to Kiruna in northern Sweden. Uri Zaprud, a dangerous spy with an irresistible cock is chasing them. But Grandpa knows that Gavin has a butthole Uri can’t resist.
Artists in DBTN 335
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 335 is by Rolando Mérida and Shigeru.