Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 399, released June 18, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in June 2022 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
- Do You Need Help With Anything Else? • Everyone at Hilltop looks forward to Trevor’s smile. Wheel-bound Chester times his visits to the grocery store just so Chester will help him load his groceries into his van. And Trevor wonders what Chester wears underneath his kilt? Maybe nothing. So one day Chester shows Trevor.
- Watch for the Smile • Davey loves going to the gym with Dad. Especially sitting in the sauna with Dad and looking at the other naked men. But Dad warns Davey. “Davey, don’t stare.” But Davey can’t help it. He loves the way dicks and balls move all on their own in the hot sauna. So Dad tells Davey, “Watch for the smile, Davey. If the guy smiles, stare all you want. Only don’t be surprised if he gets a big ol’ woody.”
- Stealing Coach’s Jockstrap • Hsin-hung helps Uncle Wu clean houses. And one afternoon, while cleaning a house, Hsin-hung realizes that the house is Coach Dag’s house! Hsin-hung steals one of Coach Dag’s jockstraps out of the dirty clothes hamper. But he gets more than he bargained for when Coach Dag discovers the boy wearing one of his jockstraps.
- My Summer of Love With Dad • Vanko gets the idea to hitch-hike when he learns that his father hitch-hiked from Halifax to San Diego as a teenager. Uncle Maxim tells Vanko that one way his dad got rides is by showing his bare butt as he stuck his thumb out on the side of the road. Sometimes he shoved a sock in his pants too! So Vanko tries that trick. Only Dad is furious when he discovers his son hitch-hiking with a sock stuffed in his pants. He picks up Vanko and shows him what happens to hitch-hiking boys who do that.
- Mr. Stuff-It-In-My-Face • Clark’s co-worker, Jaime, calls Clark’s dad, Mr. Stuff-It-In-My-Face when Clark’s dad comes into the coffee shop for a latté. Jaime doesn’t know who the man is, but Clark looks at his dad in a new way. Clark tells Dad later that his co-worker calls him Mr. Stuff-It-In-My-Face. Dad laughs, but as they talk, Clark learns that his dad has never had a blowjob. Maybe it’s time for Dad to stuff it in Clark’s face and learn what a blowjob is.