Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 401, released July 2, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in July 2022 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
- A Good Trade • Principal Ward shows Glen a disturbing video. A security camera filmed Glen’s son, Harper, getting a blow job from the coach at Shaftman High. “You don’t recognize this?” Principal Ward says when he points to the huge cock the coach is sucking. Glen doesn’t. But it turns out to be his son’s. The incident happened off campus so Principal Ward can’t do anything about it. But he suspects Harper is trading letting the coach suck him in exchange for throwing baseball games.
- New House, Old Friends • Ray and Chad finally purchase their dream home, a small suburban house with a pool. The neighbors are friendly. And they look familiar to Ray. He can’t decide where he saw them before. But when Ray’s dad comes to visit, it all comes to light.
- Serving It Cold • Dad takes Donny fishing. Ice fishing. In hot July. Donny freezes his butt off in the ice hut on the frozen lake in southern Argentina. So Dad thinks of a hot way to warm his son’s butt. Does it work? Read DBTN 401 to find out.
- Naked Father-Son Camp • Pastor Sven enjoys holding Father-Son Camps at church. The fathers and sons love them too. So when one of the fathers suggest they have a nude Father-Son Camp, Pastor Sven probes the other dads to see if that is something they want too.
- My Breeding Hole • Stuvenas can’t figure out why he can’t replicate the way the Kunuj do. Marooned on the blue plane, NX32-1d4t, as a toddler. Stuvenas grew up without other earthlings. So he doesn’t know how earthlings replicate. Until the Kunuj acquire an older earthling who knows all about breeding holes and ejecting breeding juice.
Artists in DBTN 401
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 401 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov and Shigeru.