Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 403, released July 16, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in July 2022 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
- Time to Go Home to Mama • Dexel loves working for Uncle Lamar, a barber. Dexel enjoys hearing all the gossip the guys spill when Uncle Lamar cuts their hair. But what intrigues Dexel are the special customers who show up near closing time. Only Uncle Lamar tells Dexel, “Go home to Mama,” before cutting their hair. Dexel knows Uncle Lamar gives those customer special service. But what kind of service? Dexel is dying to find out.
- The Upper Hand • Tony learns in “How to Negotiate” seminars that if someone wants something only you have, that you have the upper hand. So when the father of the boy he is tutoring asks Tony for a sperm donation, Tony realizes he has the upper hand. And he can ask for something he wants in return. Tony agrees to give his sperm. But he tells the hot father, “OK, I’ll do it, only … You have to extract my sperm.”
- Big Bone(r) National Monument • Jonas learns about Big Bone Monument from a hiker. It protects a hill where ancient people made a huge figure out of white stone on a hillside. A figure with a massive cock.
- Sex Ed • Dad can’t believe the sex ed his son, Brook, gets in school. His coach showed the boys how to put on a rubber by demonstrating with his own cock! So Dad asks his son to show him how to properly put on a rubber.
- Trucking with Grandpa • Continued from DBTN 400, the further west Grandpa drives, the hotter it gets. So when Grandpa tells Stan, “You know, when I’m on these back roads on hot days like today, I ride naked a lot,” Stan is all in.
Artists in DBTN 403
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 403 is by Shigeru and Master Bates.