Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 501

DBTN 501 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 501, released June 1, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in June 2024 include this issue.

  • What Does That Guy Want? • Stacey decides to work for Uncle Harvey, helping him with his food truck. But the boy gets an admirer, a business man who sits at the same table each time, and spreads his leg just so to show Stacey he is well equipped. Uncle Harvey finds it amusing. And teaches his nephew how to follow his dreams.
  • Ice Cold Lemonade • Young dad Todd is miffed when his wife won’t let him come into the house. He is hot from mowing. But the kids are selling lemonade, and him out there, shirtless, showing off his hot bod brings in the customers. “Get back out there. The kids can’t sell any lemonade if you’re not on parade!”
  • Not Missing Out • When he hears Dad say on the phone, “Coast is clear, come on over buddy,” Scott wonders who in the world Dad is inviting over. From his bedroom window Scott can’t believe his eyes when a guy in leather shows up on a motorcycle.
  • Ben’s Milking Schedule • Neighbor Al invites Frank to watch his son, Ben, a wrestler take on the competition at a wrestling match. But when Ben weighs in, the boy can’t hide the massive boner in his singlet. And later Frank learns that Al has his son on a regular milking schedule. And he wants Frank’s help with the milking!
  • Damnation Gorge • Dad makes sure that canoeing Damnation Gorge is what his son, Brevin really wants to do. Dad did it when he was a teenager, on his own. And he always describes the voyage as transformative. Brevin has no idea how transformative the adventure will be.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 501 is by Shigeru and Master Bates.