Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 504

DBTN 504 Review Pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 504, released June 22, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in June 2024 include this issue.

  • Sound Medical Advice • continued from Doctor Patient Confidentiality in DBTN 502, Coach Patmejek heeds the advice of Dr. Oscar and enlists the help of Gunther’s father to tame the athlete.
  • Knob Polishing • Glen pops his eyes open when the drag queen emcee yells, “It’s Glen! Glen if you’re out there, now you know! Go polish your teacher’s knob!” She’s been teasing hot teacher Mr. Uemori. Probing him to tell her which student he would pick to polish his knob.
  • Should or Shouldn’t • Late at night, Dad and son, Carson, listen to some guy pounding another guy’s butt in the hotel room next to theirs. In the morning Dad discovers that the guys next door are a father and son. And the father explains, “Sometimes my boy just needs it, you know.”
  • Your Libido Is No Match for His • Visa wonders how his dad will react when he introduces his new husband, Ernesto. Dad pulls Vesa aside and asks, “How do you keep up with that boy?” And Dad offers up his services if Vesa can’t meet his young husband’s needs.
  • Grandpa’s Sofa • Grandpa gets grandson, Brent, to help him carry a small sofa with a “Free” sign on it back to his place. Later, Dad suggests that with Grandpa living all alone that he might spend much of his time diddling with himself. Brent discovers that when he is alone, Grandpa does more than just diddle.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 504 is by Rolando Mérida, Dick Wad, and Shigeru.