Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 512, released August 17, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in August 2024 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
- A Thicket Birds Can Nest In • Grandpa is intrigued when grandson Turner mentions that his older brother, Thad, can’t dive in the Olympics because he is too bushy down there. “Thad’s got a whole thicket down there. Birds could nest in it.”
- Old News • Stephen is wary when his son, Jameson, brings Hank, his prom date, home for dinner. As he watches them walk up to the house, his eyes meet Hank’s. And the look Hank gives him tells Stephen that the robust teen intends to make him his bitch.
- I’m Home • Jack doesn’t worry about his son, Kem, being alone at home when he and his wife are away on business. Kem is responsible. He can take care of himself. But Jack forgets to tell Kem that he will arrive home several days early. Jack ponders whether to text his son his new schedule, or to show up unannounced.
- Being the Mark • A good operator can snare you without you even realizing you are their mark. And a dad and a son working together know how to pull this off.
- Focus, Focus, Focus • Math teacher Mr. Clark tells his students to focus. That they can’t solve his problems unless they focus. But Corey can only focus on one thing when he is in Mr. Clark’s math classes. Mr. Clark’s big dick.
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 512 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov.