Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 513, released August 24, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in August 2024 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
- Hopetimism • When Mateo overhears his dad tell Uncle Lucas, “Coach Liam will make a man out of him.” And Uncle Lucas says, “Coach Liam? How’s he going to do that? Get Mateo to suck his big, thick cock?” Mateo gets a sense of hope and optimism, hopetimism.
- A Testosterone Fix • Bob’s teenage kids tease him when a guy at the mall hits on him. But then he discovers that his wife had the guy try and seduce him. Fortunately he didn’t bite. And his father-in-law, Conrad, tells Bob, “She trusts you now. Which means you and I can hook up. She won’t suspect us.”
- Curing My Son’s Compulsion • Miguel has to do something about his son, Gus. He plays with himself all the time. Fortunately therapist Uncle Bernards knows how to cure compulsive disorders.
- Body Cam Warning • An auditor who inspects police body cam footage, sees footage of an off duty officer having sex with his son at home. Technically the inspector is only to report infractions when an officer is on duty. Still, does he dare not report what he saw?
- No Need to Pull Out • While in a diner, Grandpa Thomas and grandson Vincent hear truckers say “The nice thing about doing it up the ass is you don’t have to worry about pulling out before you cum.” Grandpa Thomas hopes his grandson doesn’t ask him what that means.
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 513 is by Rolando Mérida and Shigeru.