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Every Handjobs Anthology is filled with great stories to read. One in Handjobs Anthology 50, that is sure to make your balls fire is Naughty by Joseph.

In Naughty, Dad is at his wit’s end with his son, Sammy. The boy is turning out to be a real failure. He gets terrible grades. He hangs out with losers who call themselves, “Goths.” And all Sammy wants to do is get high.

Dad doesn’t know what he did wrong. Sammy used to be a good boy. But his teenage years are a living hell.

And one day Dad loses control. He works such long hours he has no time to get any pussy. So not only is Dad angry, he’s horny as hell too. So when he wakes up and finds the sink full of dirty dishes, he reaches his limit.

Dad told Sammy to clean the dishes before he went to bed. Dad storms to Sammy’s bedroom and barges into his room. Sammy is jacking off. On the verge of cumming. But that doesn’t stop Dad from grabbing his son by the throat and bellowing in his face, “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LITTLE CUNT? I ASK YOU TO DO A SMALL THING, AND ONCE AGAIN, YOU BLOW ME OFF! WHY THE FUCK DON’T YOU DO AS YOU’RE TOLD! JUST LAYIN’ IN HERE AND BEATING OFF, YOU LITTLE SHIT! FROM NOW ON YOU ARE GOING TO DO EXACTLY AS YOU ARE TOLD! DO YOU HERE ME, FUCKER?”

But when Dad pulls Sammy onto his lap and paddles his bare butt, Dad gets hard at how smooth and soft Sammy’s butt is. And not only is Dad hard, Sammy is still hard too.

In addition to Naughty, there are over 350 pages of nut busting stories to savor in Handjobs Anthology 50.

Artists in Anthology 50 are:

Art in Anthology 50 is by Billy Thrash, Bruno B., Christian, Ian Hanks, Joseph, Lord Iron, Michael Mitchell, Player, Roger, Roscoe, and Valentine.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 424, released December 10, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in December 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• No Dads at Wrestling Trials • If Coach had his way the guys would wrestle naked and the first wrestler to embed his hard cock deep inside his opponent’s butt would be the winner. So when Chip tells Coach that his cousin, Blake, wants to wrestle but could Coach do the trial for him at home, does Coach see his dream come true?
• Psst, Dad, Are You Awake? • Dad has a dilemma. He comes home horny as hell and needs to get his rocks off. But his son has his friends over and it’s too noisy and chaotic to take care of his needs. So at night time when it’s peaceful and quiet, Dad can finally relax in bed and take care of his needs. Only in the dark, his son sneaks into his room and whispers, “Psst, Dad, are you awake?”
• Farm Boy Strong • Coach Hanford can’t believe his eyes. Some new kid runs so fast his shadow can’t keep up with him. So why isn’t the new kid on his track and field team?
• He’s All Yours • Dad has had enough. He picks his son, Birch, from school. And he drops him off at Grandpa Thor’s place. Maybe Grandpa Thor can get the boy to behave.
• Cream Rises to the Top • The sound of the nearby fog horn convinced Brad to buy the cottage above the cliffs overlooking the sea. Each time he hears the fog horn, he wonders where his younger brother, Ted is. When they were growing up and Ted dreamed of becoming a sailor, Brad convinced him that sailors love sucking cock.

Artists in DBTN 424

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 424 is by dv dickie, Narov, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 423, released December 3, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in December 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Which One Would You Do? • Dad hardly recognizes the neighborhood when he visits his son, Preston. Though Dad is disappointed that his son’s husband, Jeff, is away on business, he enjoys the one-on-one time with his son. And it gives the two a chance to ask each other probing questions.
• So Would You Fuck Me? • Jeff wonders what happened when his father-in-law visited his husband while he was away on business. Because his husband sounds like he’s hinting if Jeff would fuck his father-in-law. There’s only one way to find out.
• The Expert • Dad can’t believe his eyes when his buddy tells him that he just got an expert blowjob from a horny teen in the bar john. His buddy points to the teen as he leaves the bar. It’s Dad’s younger son. Who taught him him to suck cock so well? And just how good is he?
• The Gift Exchange • Markus comes unglued when his husband opens up his birthday present. It’s not the right present. It’s the present for his nephew. Which means that his nephew has the wrong gift, a big, fat, dildo!
• Lost and Found • On his way home from school, David finds a wallet in the leaves in the park. The picture on the driver‘s license in the wallet is of a smoking hot guy. The type of guy David dreams about. So he runs over to the address on the license to return the wallet. And David’s jaw drops open when a shirtless, sweaty guy, with muscles galore, opens the door, and smiles.

Artists in DBTN 423

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 423 is by Michael Mitchell and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 422, released November 26, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in November 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Just the Two of Us • Bart and Dad can’t believe it is just the two of them for Thanksgiving. Family, relatives, and friends always pack their home on Thanksgiving. But with no one else around, they get closer than they ever did before.
• Hall Pass • So why is Mom vacationing on the other side of the island while he and Dad are on the other. Chuck wants to know. “But isn’t that cheating?” Chuck says, when Dad tells him that he and his wife give each other a hall pass to do whatever they want.
• What’s In It for Me, Dad? • Dad wonders what jock Conrad is paying his son, Andy, for tutoring lessons. Andy never does anything without getting something in return. So when Dad discovers that Conrad is giving Andy blowjobs for his lessons, Dad wonders if Andy will demand something similar for raking the leaves.
• This Town is Full of Cocksuckers, Son • After a huge Thanksgiving feast, Scott sees that Dad is missing. He’s taken their dog, Drake, for a walk. But when Scott takes over a plate of goodies to their neighbor Merlin who lives on the other side of the alley, Scott is puzzled to see Drake there. He’s even more surprised to see Dad naked inside Merlin’s house with Merlin’s mouth stuffed with Dad’s cock.
• Hide in the Closet • Danny hides in the closet when he goes looking for Grandpa Earl’s porn stash and Grandpa Earl comes home unexpectedly with a friend.

Artists in DBTN 422

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 422 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 421, released November 19, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in November 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Too Many Good Reviews • His boss tells James to investigate the new delivery driver, Clark. He is getting too many good reviews. “Maybe he’s just a good guy. He is new, so he’s still enthusiastic about working here, and he’s trying to impress,” James says. But his boss knows something is not right. Clark’s good reviews are off the charts.
• Curious Son, Over-sharing Grandfather • Frank gets nervous when his dad shows up at breakfast. His son, Blake, is scantily dressed. And Frank’s dad likes answering his curious grandson’s questions. Especially those about sex.
• The Lesson • When fathers realize they have special boys, they take them to visit Big Ben, a farmer who likes giving special boys lessons their fathers can’t give them.
• Your Mileage May Vary • Donny is thrilled to buy his first car, an electric car. There is just one problem. He can’t justify going to a gas station and servicing his “clients” – the men who like to feed Clark their cock. So where is he going to find these men now?
• Bottom Dads Collective • Dad can’t believe that his son, Clinton, shows up in his revealing red shorts when Dad has his buddies over to watch the game. Clinton wears those red shorts when he wants to plow Dad’s ass. But Clinton has his eyes on Bill, one of Dad’s buddies.

Artists in DBTN 421

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 421 is by Michael Mitchell and Narov.