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PTA Surprise is coming October 29, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 418.

Math teacher, Steven, spends hours practicing what he will tell the parents at the next PTA meeting. Many parents are up in arms about some of the new advanced math classes. Principal Rand counts on Steven to sooth their ruffled feathers.

But when Steven puts his notes on the lectern, he is the one with ruffled feathers. There is a dad sitting in the front row. He has his legs splayed and his hand resting on a thick slab of meat filling out his basket.

Teacher Steven can barely concentrate on his speech. The dad keeps rubbing his basket, distracting the young teacher.

Somehow, Steven survives his speech, and when Principal Ran opens up the meeting for questions, Steven stays cool and collected enough to answer their concerns.

When the PTA meeting is over, teacher Steven escapes to the john to drain his bladder. But while he takes a relieving piss, a hand grips his shoulder. It’s the dad with the big one who was sitting in the front row.

“You know what my son says, Steven?” the dad says. “He says that one of his teachers is a cocksucker. After watching you tonight, I’m thinking that it’s you, Steven. Am I right? Are you a cocksucker?” the man says.

Read PTA Surprise in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 418, coming October 29, 2022, to find out if math teacher Steven is the cocksucker the dad’s son says he is. And why does the dad want to know that?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 418 this Saturday, October 29.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 417, released October 22, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in October 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Buttery Smooth Shorts • Dad embarrasses himself when he shoots a rod while grocery shopping with his son. But it’s not his fault. It’s all those hot guys wearing those thin, revealing bamboo shorts. What’s a dad supposed to do when men go around letting their things dangle and jostle inside their shorts so blatantly?
• Thawing Frozen Balls • The total silence wakes Renard. For months the sailing vessel has rocked and creaked. But it’s still. Dawn reveals that the ship is frozen solid in ice. What now? How will the crew survive? How will they thaw their frozen balls?
• Drone Inspection • The drone makes inspecting the apartment roof easy. After a fierce storm, the Super sends the drone up to see if their is any damage. There is no damage, but there is a naughty tenant trying to do damage to his hungry butthole. Well, the Super can help with that.
• Damper the New Recruit • The new police recruit, Jonas, sees the law in black and white. And Jonas is zealous to make sure everyone follows the law. So Chief Barns asks the Captain to damper the new recruit. The Captain thinks about it and decides that the best way to cool the new recruit is with a little help with his horny son, Eric.
• Dad, There Are Only Guys Here • continued from DBTN 416, straight dad Benjamin and his son Howard, make the best of their stay at a gay nudist resort. And Benjamin persuades his son that spending an evening with gay father and son, Ernst and Will, could be a good thing. Especially when Ernst says that his son, Will, can make a guy cum just by licking his butthole.

Artists in DBTN 417

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 471 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 416, released October 15, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in October 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• What Did He Just Do? • While visiting his brother, Curtis, Brent sees his nephew, Ron, rub his balls and sniff his fingers. “You didn’t tell me you had a sniffer,” Brent says to his brother. He wonders if his nephew would like to sniff his father’s sac.
• Dad, There Are Only Guys Here • Howard notices that there are only guys at the beach resort he and his dad are at. Naked guys, walking about. Does Dad know they are at a gay resort?
• He’ll Be Back For More • It is no accident that Doug’s hotel canceled his hotel reservation. His long time friend, Zander, canceled the reservation so Doug would have to stay with him and his son. The reason? Zander’s son saw a photo of Doug’s famous cock, and Zander wants to give his son a chance to appreciate that monster.
• Are You Down There, Grandpa? • Grandad suspects that his grandson, Gabe, has the same special gift he has. The ability to detect the pheromones a man’s sac releases when he needs to shoot a load. So Grandad sets a trap to see if Gabe will follow his nose and find Grandad’s sac.
• Tying Up Loose Ends • There is trouble at the law firm. Scooter, the AI program which scours the internet for compromising photos discovers a video of a new hire, Curtis, plowing a man’s butt. You can’t see the face, but Jackson, one of the partners, realizes that it’s his butt getting plowed in the video.

Artists in DBTN 416

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 416 is by Shigeru, Narov, and Master Bates.

What Did He Just Do? is coming October 15, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 416.

Brent is visiting his brother, Curtis, whose passion is hand making pasta. Curtis has drawers full of pasta stamps and rollers. So the two are in the kitchen having fun making pasta with a new pasta stamp when Brent notices something odd. Ron, his nephew, is in the living room watching TV. But the boy is sneaking his fingers up his loose gym shorts, rubbing his balls, and bringing his fingers to his nose.

“What did he just do?” Brent hisses.

“What did who just do, Brent?” Curtis says.

So Brent nudges his brother nods in the direction of his brother’s son. And the two brothers watch Ron slide his hand up the leg of his shorts, rub his balls, and bring his fingers up to his nose. When Ron sniffs his fingers they see his cock bob inside his shorts.

Which makes Brent wonder if his nephew would enjoy sniffing his father’s sac. And what would Curtis think of that?

“You didn’t tell me you had a sniffer,” Brent says to his brother.

Read What Did He Just Do? in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 416, coming October 15, 2022, to find out if Brent can convince his brother to let his son sniff his balls.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 416 this Saturday, October 15.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 415, released October 8, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in October 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Precision Milled Nuts • Curtis hears an earful when Dad and visiting Uncle Clark come home after a night of drinking. “So when’s the last time you’ve had a decent blowjob, Ralph?” Uncle Clark says to his brother. And Curtis hears Uncle Clark tell his dad where to go to get a great blowjob.
• No Son of Mine Is a Homo • Gary sees his dad letting the neighbor, Russell, suck him off. But when Gary makes a move for his dad’s dick, Dad snarls at him, “No son of mine is a homo.” Years go by and one day while FaceTiming with his dad, Gary brings up the past and what his dad and the neighbor used to do.
• Rad Riding Cock part 2 by Madakou • Rad’s grandfather is happy to see his grandson. But when the full moon comes out, he begs Rad to get inside. It’s too dangerous to be outside with him.
• You’re So Good With Your Fingers • Noah makes a good friend with Nasser when he moves into the complex for seniors. One day while they are chatting, Noah confesses that one thing he regrets not having more of is sex. Well, Nasser has an answer for that. His grandson, Nebi, is very good with his fingers.
• Instinct to Breed • Robert, the son of a long time pal, Seth, stays with Stan when he visits the city for college interviews. Robert isn’t the scrawny little boy Stan remembers. Seth didn’t warn him that Robert was quite the rugby stud. And Seth and Robert discover that they both have a strong instinct to breed.

Artists in DBTN 415

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 415 is by Madakou, Master Bates, and Shigeru.