No Dog Is Too Big is coming June 11

Dad sucks Max's too big cock.

No Dog Is Too Big is coming June 11, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 398.

Robby begs Dad to get a dog. But Dad tells his son that the apartment is too small for a dog.

“But, Dad, the people on the 33rd floor have a Great Dane,” Robby points out.

“And do you think that Great Dane is happy living in a small apartment?” Dad says.

But Robby doesn’t give up. If he can’t have a dog, at least he can walk one, or two, or three. So he makes up fliers with the heading, “No Dog Too Big,” and hands them out all over the neighborhood.

Dad can’t believe it, but in no time his son is busy walking dogs, big dogs, for lots of clients.

But Dad is curious where Robby walks all these big dogs. And Robby tells Dad he takes them to park with a large no-leash area where he can let the dogs run free.

At the park, a volunteer stops Dad and tells him that only dog owners and walkers are allowed inside.

“Oh, well … uh … my son is inside with the dogs,” Dad says.

“How man dogs?”

“Seven,” Dad says.

“Oh, so you’re Robby’s father, the one who doesn’t let him have a dog,” a volunteer at the park says. “If you’re looking for Robby, you”ll find him in the woods that way with Max.”

“Max? Is that someone who owns a big dog?” Dad says.

The guy grins. He nearly laughs when he says, “Yeah, you could say he’s the proud owner of a big dog.”

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 398 this Saturday, June 11, and read all about Max, Dad, Robby, and big things. You’ll also get each Saturday’s issue for the next six months, 26 issues in all.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 397

DBTN 397 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 397, released June 4, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in June 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

  • Flight of the Virgin Queen • “What in the world were you thinking, Toby?” Grandpa says when he sees that his grandson has a big boner in his pants. Grandpa just read out loud how up to 20 drones mate with the virgin queen. When Toby heard that, he pictured 20 hot guys trying to mate with him.
  • Time to Make Hay • It’s a hot, dry, sunny day. Time to make hay. Dad sets his sons’ horses free so his sons won’t take off on them. He needs his sons, Evan and Heath, to help him bale hay. They grumble and groan all day, but Dad makes it worth their effort.
  • Camp Coxenkum by Madakou • While out on a long hike, Travis stops to take a piss. Charles gets a boner when Travis pushes his pants down to his knees and shows everything to Charles. He also gets a boner when they return to camp and see that Charles’s dad is getting nailed by Tommy, the Warden’s son.
  • Is There a Doctor in the House? • Kent doesn’t raise his hand when he hears someone yell, “Is there a doctor in the house?” He waits until no one else responds. But he has to respond when he is the only other person around at a rest area when a man runs out of a trailer yelling, “Is there a doctor here?” The man thinks his son is having a seizure. Only he’s not. He was just jacking off.
  • Aye, Aye, Captain • Tyler grew up not knowing that jacking off is something you do in private. But when he joined the Navy he discovers that you have to do it in secret. But finding the right moment to take care of aching balls is so difficult on a Navy ship. Especially when you’re a screamer. Fortunately the Captain is a screamer too, and his private cabin is sound proof.

Artists in DBTN 397

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 397 is by Madakou and Shigeru.

Camp Coxenkum by Madakou is coming June 4

Camp Coxenkum comic review

Camp Coxenkum by Madakou. is coming June 4, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 397.

Travis stops to take a piss while he and Charles are on a long hike. But Travis lowers his pants far lower than he needs to, exposing most of his body to curious Charles.

“I uhh … I’ll give you some privacy …” Charles mumbles while he adjusts his growing bulge.

However Travis doesn’t mind his buddy checking him out when he pisses. He even tells Charles, “You can watch, I don’t mind. You can even touch it if you …”

But Charles can’t stick around. He takes off so Travis won’t see how excited he is.

When Travis shoves his finger which touched his cock while he pissed in Charles’s nose and tells him, “Smell it,” Charles chases Travis back towards camp. However, near camp they hear odd sounds. Moans and the sound of bare skin slapping bare skin. Someone is getting his ass pounded.

Who is it? And who is doing the pounding?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 397 this Saturday, June 4, and read all about Travis and Charles and their wild adventure at Camp Coxenkum. Is it one of their dad’s who is getting his ass reamed out? You’ll also get each Saturday’s issue for the next six months, 26 issues in all.

You’ll find Madakou on Patreon at: www.patreon.com/Madakou

Coming June 4 – Flight of the Virgin Queen

Coming June 4, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 397, Flight of the Virgin Queen.

Toby’s mind wanders when Grandpa reads a passage about the lives of bees. Grandpa and Toby are in the meadow enjoying a sunny day. But when Grandpa reads how a virgin queen bee flies high into the air to mate with up to twenty drones, Toby pictures studly naked guys competing to mate with him. He’d love for guys to deposit their sperm packets in his butt.

When drones mate with queen bees, she pops his dick off and it stays inside her, pumping its cum into her. So could Toby squeeze his sphincter so tight around a stud’s cock that he could pinch if off and squeeze every last drop of cum out of it?

Toby rests his head in Grandpa’s lap while Grandpa reads. The warm sun makes Grandpa’s lap fragrant. So of course Toby dreams of naked men wanting to diddle with him.

“What in the world are you thinking about, Toby? Were you even listening to what I was reading?” Grandpa says. He also sees how excited Toby is. The boy’s pants tent out. Why is his grandson so excited hearing about the mating habits of bees?

Toby’s excitement infects Grandpa. Toby feels his grandfather’s cock stiffen underneath his head.

“I don’t think you were thinking about bees,” Grandpa says. He hooks a finger around Toby’s shaft and gives it a slight tug. “Well, I know what it’s like to be a teenager, Toby. I was one just like you a long time ago.”

Grandpa rubs his thumb against the base of Toby’s shaft.

“I got like this all the time,” Grandpa says.

“You did?” Toby says.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 396

DBTN 396 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 396, released May 28, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in May 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

  • Fuck YouTube • Roy uploads a video to YouTube of himself chopping wood. Out of nowhere, guys show up in town looking for him. “Holy shit, Roy! You’ve got over ten thousand followers!” Harlan yells when he discovers Roy is a hit. But Roy finds himself in a pickle when two young brothers show up at his place because Roy looks a lot like their missing dad.
  • The Night of Two Lunar Eclipses • Dad wakes his son, Dennis, up so they won’t miss the total lunar eclipse. However, Dad discovers he has two full moons to savor that night.
  • Boner in God’s Country • The Sheriff of Pronghorn County can handle that everyone in town calls his son, Boner. It’s no secret that his son is trigger happy. Especially when he has to guard a prisoner all night long.
  • It Tastes Good Anywhere • Uncle Kenzi takes his nephew, Jaffri, on a train ride. Kenzi rode the local line along the coast when he was a young man. He wonders if the naked guys still frolic under the bridge along the route. He knows they do when he sees Jaffri’s face light up when the boy spots the naked men far below.
  • Meteorite Holes • Adjuster Bob gets called to investigate a damaged roof. Bob has seen all kinds of roof damage. But he’s never seen a hole in a roof caused by a meteorite. And while he and the homeowner investigate the hole, the homeowner tells him not to pay any attention to his son jacking off in the bedroom below the attic. But that is easier said than done.

Artists in DBTN 396

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 396 is by Shigeru and dv dickie.