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Tree House Snack

Tree House Snack arrives November 20, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 369.

We released Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 368 yesterday, and we are on to creating issue 369, which we will release on Saturday, November 20.

“Grandpa Wilder? I’ve got to stay with him?” Deck groans when he overhears his parents discussing what to do with him when they go on their trip.

“We can’t leave you here all on your own,” Dad says. He is adamant. Deck knows that tone of voice. The last time he tried arguing with that tone of voice, Deck was bare assed and over Dad’s knee before he knew what hit him. He didn’t sit down comfortably for a week. Deck might be a strapping lad now, but he doesn’t dare test fate.

Grandpa Wilder picks Deck up at the Perth Airport. While they drive out into the bush, Deck’s parents take off in a jet over the Indian Ocean.

“Ain’t you big, young fellah,” Grandpa Wilder says.

“You’re not so bad either, Grandpa,” Deck says with a grin.

Three hours from the airport they make a brief stop in Dalwallinu. While shopping for groceries at Farmer Jacks Foodworks, Grandpa warns Deck, “This will be the last bit of civilization you see in a while.”

Deck thinks they left civilization a long time ago.

It’s another three hours drive through the bush before the reach Grandpa Wilder’s outpost. However, before they get out of the car, Grandpa Wilder has a few house rules to explain.“So, the chances we’ll encounter another human while you’re here are zero. There’s hardly any water around. So don’t go wandering off. You’ll die of thirst and a dingo will eat you up before I find you,” Grandpa says.

Deck nods.

“And, since we won’t run into anyone, and seeing how hot it is out here, I usually don’t wear anything. In this heat us men get too sweaty wearing clothes. It’s not good. Makes things too itchy. Letting it all hang out lets the dry air circulate and dry things out.”

Deck likes the sound of that. And he’s thrilled when he discovers that Grandpa Willard’s house is a glorified treehouse, high off the ground to keep the scorpions out. But what is that wonderful sensation in his butt when Deck goes scrambling up the ladder to the house?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter. Read Tree House Snack this coming Saturday and find out what feels so good in Deck’s butt. Note: Subscribe today and get the first issue of November 2021, issue 367 and 368, along with Handjobs Anthology 53. You’ll have plenty to read before Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 369 comes out Saturday, November 20.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 368

DBTN 368 Review Pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 368, released November 13, 2021. Subscriptions purchased in November 2021 include this issue..

Stories in this issue are:

  • Teach My Son a Lesson • Brady wakes up on a fogging morning. And he sees his dad painting over graffiti. Someone spray painted, “Brady sukz cock!” in big red letters on the garage. But who? So Brady finds out on Saturday when Captain Schatzer drags his son, Pat, up to Brady’s dad, Scott, to apologize. Moreover, Captain Schatzer forces Pat into the garage so Scott can teach Pat a lesson. “Scott, teach my boy a lesson. Teach him what happens to cocksuckers like him,” Captain Schatzer says.
  • Getting Dad’s Lessons • Brady sure wishes his dad would give him a lesson like the one he gave Pat in the garage. He gets a chance when a few weekends later, it’s just Brady and his dad at home. When Scott comes back from a long morning jog, Pat is waiting for him, in the kitchen. And he’s wearing nothing but a loin cloth that fits snug in his butt crack.
  • Ralph’s Big One • Dad is surprised when his brother, Van, tells him that his son, Felton, is working at Ralph’s Big One, the big truck stop by the freeway. So Dad questions Felton about this “job”. And Dad’s suspicious are correct. His son isn’t working at Ralph’s. The boy is trolling the restrooms wearing a Ralph’s Big One uniform. So Dad makes Felton demonstrate how he treats the men who saunter into the restroom at the big truck stop.
  • Nagging Doubts • Fane starts to question if his father is his biological father. Since he’s in college, he has access to all the biological equipment needed to do his own DNA tests. So he’s not surprised when he proves that some other man is his father. From some investigating, he suspects that the hot guy, Clark, he sucks in the steam room at the gym may be a candidate.
  • The Bridge Is Out • When the bridge over the river is out, Dad and Bud take a detour. They use the little ferry to cross the river. But on the ferry, while Dad takes a piss off the back of the little boat, the captain smiles and says to Bud, “Does your dad have a nice one?” The captain’s question startles Bud. But he’s more startled when the captain turns on a monitor and the two of them watch Bud’s dad take a long piss. “Not bad. Ever see it hard?” the captain asks. But he hasn’t. But it makes Bud wonder, does he have a nice one too? Dare he ask his dad?

Artists in DBTN 368

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 368 is by Shigeru, Dick Wad, and Steve Adams.

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Teach My Son a Lesson and Getting Dad’s Lessons

Teach My Son a Lesson and Getting Dad’s Lessons arrive November 13, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 368.

We released Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 367 yesterday, but we’re deep into issue 368, which we will release on Saturday, November 13.

Brady wakes up early on a foggy morning. And he sees Dad painting over graffiti on the garage wall. Someone spray painted “Brady sukz cock!” in big red letters on the white garage door.

The next Saturday afternoon, Brady sees a cop car pull up to the curb. Captain Schatzer, the imposing cop who terrifies the high schoolers with his gruesome safety demonstrations, steps out. And he had his son, Pat with him.

Brady watches as Captain Schatzer makes his son apologize to Brady’s dad.

“I’m so sorry, Sir, I’m the one who sprayed that graffiti on your garage door,” Pat says.

But what happens next stuns Brady. Captain Schatzer marches his son into the garage so Brady’s dad can teach Pat a lesson.

Brady sneaks into the attic so he can see how his dad and Captain Schatzer punish Pat. And what he sees makes Brady drool. Why doesn’t his dad teach him those kind of lessons? Brady knew his dad had a big one, but that big?

What kind of lessons is Brady’s dad teaching Captain Schatzer’s son? What kind of lessons does Brady want his dad to teach him?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter. Read Teach My Son a Lesson and Getting Dad’s Lessons this coming Saturday and find out if Brady gets the lessons from his dad that he wants. Note: Subscribe today and get the first issue of November 2021, issue 367, along with Handjobs Anthology 53. You’ll have plenty to read before Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 368 comes out Saturday, November 13.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 367

DBTN 367 Review Pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 367, released November 6, 2021. Subscriptions purchased in November 2021 include this issue..

Stories in this issue are:

  • Unexpected Expense • Dad loans Trevor his credit card when the college student need helps with unexpected moving expenses. Trevor is a responsible son so Dad has no worries that Trevor will make unncessary charges. However, when he reviews his charges later, Dad spots an odd $35 charge. He checks the company name and uncovers a website catering to dads and sons who get it on. Dad gets so turned on he jacks off and pumps a big load into his hand. So why is Trevor looking at that site?
  • Plenty to Work With • Essex and his dad watch a movie. Halfway through, the plot takes an unexpected turn. The main character, a cop with a wife and family, hooks up with a teenage boy he picks up. The movie is graphic. When Essex asks, “Are they really doing it, Dad?” Dad explains that on movie sets, actors wear pouches to hide their privates. But when the characters walk about, neither one of them have pouches. After the movie, Dad and son go to their respective bedrooms. But their good night kiss is longer, deeper than usual.
  • Merry Fucking Christmas by Madakou • Out of desperation, Beau hooks up with Alex who has a girlfriend. Alex will do in a pinch. However, when they’re done, Alex notices Beau’s neighbor, a smoking hot dad. A dad Alex wants to fuck. But when Beau asks if Alex can come over next week, Alex says, “I can’t man. Busy with my girlfriend and family.” Which means Beau will be all alone on Christmas. However, he overhears the hot neighbor talking on the phone with his daughter. The divorced dad is going to be alone on Christmas too.
  • The Touch • Dad drives Ryan nuts. Dad is clueless. He has no idea that he torments Ryan with his good looks and ripped muscles. Ryan drives his dad nuts too. Dad wants to connect with Ryan the way he connects with the older sons. They have a good time watching the game on TV together. But Ryan is different. Dad can’t figure out how to get close to him. Until he steps into the bathroom to take a shower, wearing nothing but his snug briefs, and finds Ryan, in his underwear too, getting ready to take a bath. Can they finally connect?
  • Trick or Treat • Grandpa Bill is pissed on Halloween. He goes to hand out his special Ritter Sport chocolate bars and discovers someone stole most of them. But who? And how? However, he gets suspicious of his grandson, Justin. So when Grandpa Bill uncovers proof that his grandson is the criminal, he makes sure the boy gets a proper punishment.

Artists in DBTN 367

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 367 is by Madakou and Shigeru.

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Fucking Merry Christmas

Fucking Merry Christmas by Madakou arrives November 6, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 367.

Beau hooks up with Alex. Even though Alex has a girlfriend, Beau is so desperate that Alex will do in a pinch.

But after they have their fun, Alex notices Beau’s hot neighbor. “Damn, Beau… That’s your neighbour? He is smoking hot..! Have you ever let him fuck you yet?” Alex says,

“That’s Frank, he got divorced 3 years ago. His daughter is adorable… and no… I am not that desperate…” Beau says.

“Desperate? He is a total DILF and a single one at that. Maybe next time you could invite him to join us,” Alex says.

Beau asks if Alex is doing anything the next week, same time.

“You mean Christmas? I can’t man. Busy with my girlfriend and family,” Alex says.

But when Alex leaves, Beau realizes that he is that desperate. Christmas is coming and he doesn’t have anyone to celebrate it with. Fucking Merry Christmas it is. Beau says to himself, “Fuck, I am such a loser … spending time alone at Christmas. How sad.”

But he notices the smoking hot dad next door. Would he? Beau wonders.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter. Read Fucking Merry Christmas this coming Saturday and find out what desperate Beau does with his smoking hot neighbor, Frank. Note: Subscribe today and get the October 2021 issues, 362, 363, 364, 365, and 366, along with Handjobs Anthology 53. You’ll have plenty to read before Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 367 comes out Saturday, November 6. Just be sure to leave some goodies in your sac so you have plenty left for Saturday.

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