Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349

DBTN 349 Review Covers

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349, released July 3, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

  • Warm Honey & Cum • Dad is thrilled to show Cody something wonderful in the garden. But Cody’s not thrilled. Dad is always bugging him. Unlike normal dads, Cody’s dad is retired. He purposely retired early so he could watch his son grow up. So Cody can’t get more than an hour by himself with his dad checking on him. However, Dad’s excited over the warm honey flowing out of his Flow Hive, the first honey from the hive. It tastes so good, and because it comes right out of the hive, it is warm. And it tastes really good on warm body parts too.
  • Some Things You Can’t Unsee • Kris drops by his son, David’s place to return tools he borrowed. But when he enters David’s house, he hears soft moans coming from the bedroom. David is a newlywed. So Kris assumes David and his young husband, Rusk, are making whoops. So Kris returns to his car to wait a few minutes. But he’s not expecting to see David’s father-in-law, Thorm, walk out of the house and give David a long, wet, good-bye kiss. What is going on?
  • Warriors of Ku part 2 by Madakou • continued from DBTN 345. Loe can’t believe it when Chief Kakaea puts his arms around him. “Me? You chose me? Am I the honored warrior?” Loe gasps. But Chief Kakaea pushes Loe down onto all fours. “Not so fast, Loe,” the Chief says. “Honored warrior has great perseverance. Let’s see if you can handle this.” So can he? Can Loe handle it?
  • Eight Days a Week • Petro stays in the same hotel each time he has business in Chicago. That’s because Petro can relax to the max in the hotel sauna. After negotiating with clients all day, Petro needs to unwind. Late at night, the gym sauna never disappoints because he can always find thick man meat to suck or another man who needs to suck cock as much as him. But this night, there is a dad and son working out in the gym. So will Petro get to relax in the sauna tonight?
  • Adam’s Late • Coach can’t figure out why his star runner, Adam, finishes last in the marathon practice. Adam shows up five minutes after the other runners. It makes no sense. So Coach has to investigate. The practice course runs through the woods of the park. And in the woods is a restroom not far from the course. Coach needs to find out the reasons for Adam’s slow performance. Coach Nutcreme and him have a bet. If Coach Nutcreme’s runner beat his at the league championship, he has to suck Coach Nutcreme. But if he wins, Coach Nutcreme has to suck him.

Artists in DBTN 349

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 349 is by Madakou, Shigeru, and Steve Adams.

Coming Tomorrow – Warriors of Ku part 2

Coming Tomorrow Warriors of Ku part 2

The Warriors of Ku part 2 by Madakou arrives tomorrow in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349. In Dad’s Bedtime Tales 345, we read how Loe and the other recruits paddle out to the sacred island with the older warriors. After a day of celebrating, Loe competes with the other new recruits to become the honored warrior. Loe relaxes his assring with an ass-stretcher all day long so he is confident he can meet any challenge.

However, when Chief Kakea bends him down on all fours, Loe wonders if he can pass the test.

The Warriors of Ku beat their drums louder and louder. Chief Kakea plucks Loe’s ass-stretcher out of his butt.

Can Loe satisfy the Chief? Can he persevere to become the honored warrior? Will Loe make his father proud?

Chief Kakea drills into Loe to the beat of the loud drums. Loe perseveres as best as he can. But at the same time he is terrified that he can’t endure. He feels intense pressure building up inside of him. He wants to release, but he wants to satisfy Chief Kakea too.

So can Loe persevere to the very end and become a Warrior of Ku?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter. Read the conclusion to the Warriors of Ku when we release Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349 this coming Saturday, July 3.

Coming This Saturday – Some Things You Can’t Unsee

Coming this Saturday

Some Things You Can’t See is coming this Saturday. Kris is happy for his son, David. He’s moved back into town and married his former high school buddy, Rusk. Kris gives his son and new husband plenty of space. But he drops by on a sunny afternoon to drop off some tools he borrowed.

But when Kris enters David and Rusk’s house, he hears soft moaning and groaning coming from the bedroom. The sounds make him smile. Not wanting to interrupt the young newlyweds, Kris walks back to his car to wait.

However, Kris is stunned when he sees his son’s father-in-law, Thorm, leave his son’s house. Not only that, Thorm and David share a long, good-bye kiss and hug.

What is going on? Is his son having an affair with his father-in-law?

Kris isn’t the only dad with a worry. Thorm, Rusk’s father, is certain that Kris saw him leave David and Rusk’s house. No doubt, Kris saw him give David a long, wet kiss. So, is Kris upset? Should he tell Kris that he has been “teaching” David and Rusk what it is that two men in love do?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter. Find out if Thorm can explain to his son’s father-in-law what is going on when we release Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349 this coming Saturday, July 3.

Coming Saturday July 3 – Eight Days a Week

Coming July 3

Eight Days a Week is coming Saturday July 3. After a day of hard negotiating with clients in Chicago, Petro goes to the hotel gym to relax. He’s had good luck relaxing `in the sauna of that gym before. He always leaves with empty balls. Which is why he always stays in that hotel when he has business in Chicago.

It’s after nine o’clock in the evening. So Petro is surprised to see a dad working out with his son at that hour. From listening in on their conversation, he figures out that the son’s name is Kyle.

”How’s this look, Dad?” the son says while he pushes barbells above his head.

“Looking great, Kyle,” the dad tells his son.

So when the son goes for a run on a treadmill, Petro strikes up a conversation with the dad. “He must really like to work out,” Petro says to the dad.

“Yeah. Kyle’s something else. He’d workout eight days a week,” the dad said.

“Is he in any competitions? He looks to be in amazing shape,” Petro says.

“He’s a pretty good gymnast, but he’s not that competitive. I push him. But you know what they say. A tired dog is a good dog. Well, the same applies to teenage boys. The best way to keep them behaving is to tire them out. So after a hard workout here, all Kyle wants to do is go home and sleep,” the dad says.

Petro’s juices flow watching Kyle workout.

But will Kyle still want to use the sauna after working out so hard? And what about the dad? Petro wants to know. And I bet you do too.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter. Find out if Petro gets his questions answered when we release Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349 this coming Saturday, July 3.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 348

DBTN 348 Review Pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 348, released June 26, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

  • A Terrible Father • Dad didn’t want to impose when his son, Ben, offered to let him stay at his apartment. Dad thought about what his apartment looked like when he was 23. If his father had come for a visit, he would have had to spend hours cleaning it and hiding the boxes of panties he knicked when he hooked up. But Ben was nothing like his dad.
  • You Have the Touch • “Hey, buddy, you want me to give you a hand with that?” Rick says when his pal, Trevor, yells, “Ow!” and grabs his back. The two have been pals for a long time. So it’s natural for Rick to want to help his buddy. But as he massages Trevor’s back, he wonders if his buddy would mind if he helped him out all the way. “Ahhh, man, that feels good. You have the touch,” Trevor moans. Well, maybe it’d be OK to loosen Trevor’s pants a bit more and massage his buns.
  • House on Fire • When the neighbor’s house burns at night, Estevo runs outside with his dad to watch the fire fighters put out the blaze. Some of the fire fighters are so hot. However, once the fire is out and Estevo is back up in his bedroom, he can’t believe his eyes when he sees his dad make out with one of the firemen. And he hears Dad say, “Thanks, Janik. I needed that,” when they are done and are giving each other gentle, good-bye kisses. Wood Fireman Janik touch Estevo like that?
  • He Wants Me To See • Mateo works his butt off over the years building his specialty foods delivery service. Cleanliness is everything when you’re handling food. So he is pissed when he sees a kid pissing out in the open in the grass next to his parking lot. But it takes Mateo just a few seconds to realize that the kid wants him to see. The kid has his pants pushed down over his butt. Mateo can see everything.
  • What King of Boy Am I • Danny begs for permission to stay out past curfew. But Dad won’t budge. “My house, my rules,” he says. And he warns Danny that he’ll call Grandpa Zonnobich if he misbehaves. The last thing Danny wants to do is have ex green beret, Commander Son of a Bitch, Grandpa Zonnobich on his case. Or does Grandpa Zonnobich know what kind of boy Danny is?

Artists in DBTN 348

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 348 is by Rolando Mérida, Shigeru, and Narov.