Description
Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 313, released October 24, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during October 2020.
Stories in this issue are:
- My First Time • “Dad! You can’t do that!” Hammil yells. His father announced that he was going to have his students write a paper describing their first time. “What if they don’t have a first time?” Hammil says. “Pfft. Nonsense. What student gets through high school without having sex?” his father says. But if Hammil tells his father he’s a virgin, will he believe him?
- Hooking Up the Bagger • Brad and Kevin play on Saturday afternoons, but when they snuggle in bed to have a good time, Brad’s dad calls. He and Kevin’s dad need help hooking the leaf bagger up to the riding mower. Brad and Kevin want to play, however, if they don’t go help their dads, Kevin’s dad is going to call next. There goes a good time in bed, or does it?
- Is It Any Good? • Sawyer’s heart sinks when his professor tells the class to write an essay about the first time they had sex. But what can he write about, he’s a virgin? Because it’s all he can think about as he vacuums offices, late at night, for his part time job, he doesn’t realize that the office he enters to vacuum is the professor’s. And the professor is inside, grading an essay, which is so good, he has his pants down around his ankles.
- Are You a Top? • Ben and his dad pull into a motel because they need to crash for the night. During the night, Ben wakes up and hears voices outside the door. One sounds like his dad’s. But it can’t be. The other voice says, “It’s been a while since I’ve got plowed like that.” The voice that sounds like his dad’s says, “It’s been a while since I’ve shot several loads without pulling out.” Can it be his dad?
- Whadya Think? • Uncle Ernie is taking his nephew, Mario, to the Beef Daddy Halloween Ball. So he’s eager to show off his costume, what little there is of it, to Mario. His nephew likes his uncle’s scant costume, but Mario says, “The only thing that’s missing Uncle Ernie, is sweat. If you’re going to go as the Purple Fuck Monster, you’ve to sweat and smell like one.”
Artists in this issue are:
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 313 is by Rolando Mérida, Narov, and Shigeru.
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