Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 331, released February 27, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during February 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Don’t Be So Stingy, Dad • Uncle Bob knows that his brother, Nathaniel, is getting some. Bob feels his brother’s butt. “Yup. Some guy’s fat cock has been in here recently. I bet if I shoved my finger in there, I might even pull out some fresh cum.” Uncle Bob asks Kevin, Nathaniel’s son, if he knows who the lucky guy is. Kevin knows who the lucky guy is who’s been plowing his dad’s butt. It’s him. But does he dare tell Uncle Bob?
What’s a VCR, Grandpa? • Jack is bored with Zoom classes. So he drops in on Grandpa Dirk. He likes visiting his grandfather because the place is full of antiques. But Jack is pleasantly surprised when he sees on Grandpa’s TV a grandpa like dude smacking the bare butt of a naked dude on his lap. “What the hell is this, Grandpa?” Jack says. “I’m watching a VCR tape,” Grandpa Dirk says. VCR? What the hell is that?
You Love Your Dad • When Will takes Jeffery, his college buddy, home on school break, Jeffery meets Will’s dad. After spending a week with Will and his dad, Jeffery goes home. But he calls Will later to tell him, “The reason you can’t find a steady boyfriend is because you’re in love with your dad.” So, is Will in love with his dad? Read Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 331 to find out.
What Would They Pay For … ? • Stanley is worried Dad won’t have money to buy groceries. Dad’s wedding photography business collapses because of the lockdowns. But Dad doesn’t cut back on groceries at all. So Stanley goes snooping around Dad’s photo studio. He discovers that the old dark room is no more. Instead of shelves of chemicals, tubs of solution, and wires to hang developing photographs, there is a Murphy bed and webcams. Stanley discovers that Dad is making good money beating off for guys online. So he wonders what those guys would pay to watch Dad cum in his butt.
You Spy • Continued from Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 326. Gavin is disappointed that Grandpa Vick is really not a spy. He’s just a plain old businessman. But when he goes to spend time with Grandpa Vick at his place in Luxembourg, Gavin detects Grandpa Vick doing very unbusinessman like things.
Coming Saturday Feb 27. Stanley worries about his dad, a wedding photographer. These days, Dad has no gigs photographing weddings. So when Stanley goes grocery shopping with Dad, he’s careful not to buy expensive things. Oddly, Dad doesn’t scrimp and save.
When Stanley was little, he got into a lot of trouble walking into Dad’s dark room. But Dad retired his last film camera years ago. Yet, Dad still spends a lot of time in his dark room. Why?
Stanley sneaks into Dad’s dark room. All the old bottles of chemicals, the tubs of solution, and wires to hang developing photographs are gone. Instead, Stanley finds a murphy bed and a bank of webcams.
So Stanley confronts his dad to find out what Dad is doing in his old dark room. He can’t believe it when Dad tells him that guys pay him good money to watch him beat off.
Stanley’s mind races. If Dad makes that much money beating off for those guys, what would they pay to watch Dad cum up his butt?
Read all the details in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 331, coming Saturday Feb 27, 2021.
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Coming February 27. Will is home on college break. His college buddy, Jeffery, is with him. But when Jeffery spends time with Will’s father, he realizes why Will can’t find a boyfriend at college.
“You’re in love with your dad,” Jeffery tells Will.
“What the hell are you talking about? That’s crazy talk,” Will says.
But Jeffery reminds Will that all the men he goes nuts for in college are older guys who look a lot like his dad.
It makes Will think. Maybe there is some truth in what his buddy says. Will’s always looked up at his dad. Even though they are very different, there is one part of their body that is very similar. They are both well endowed.
Jeffery leaves Will before college break is over. So Will has a few days all alone with Dad. When Dad goes to run some errands for a few hours, Will takes a stroll down by the river where guys go to cruise. The last man he expects to run into is his dad, who is in the bushes looking for the same thing Will is.
When Will sees the back of a hot stud who clearly has his pants open, he pushes his pants down to his knees. He wants the guy to know he is there to have fun. And when he walks up to the guy and shows him his wares, it’s too late for Will’s dad to hide why he is there too. Dad has his wares out for all to see too.
Read all the details in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 331, coming February 27, 2021.
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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 330, released February 20, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during February 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Only a Father and Son Can Know • Dad’s work schedule changes so the he’s home in the afternoon. He forgets to tell anyone. So when Lucas comes home, he does what he always does. He runs up to his room to make himself happy. But Dad sees what his son does. And he can’t resist the beauty of Lucas’s bare buttocks.
Changing Uncle Pierce’s Oil • Ken doesn’t thing anything about Dad’s excuse for helping Uncle Pierce. Ken wants the two to go to the park. But Dad says, “Some other time,Ken. I promised Pierce I’d help him change his oil.” However, it dawns on Ken that Uncle Pierce has an electric car and doesn’t need any oil change. Dad is lying. Something else is going on.
Fixing a Cowboy’s Son • Cowboy Clive asks the Reverend to fix his son, Ray. The Reverend is nervous because he’s been teaching Ray all kinds of things men can do together. But Clive is unaware of this. Clive took Ray to a brother in Fort Barewood so he could show the boy how it’s done. Only Ray was more interested in Clive’s hard wood than the woman Clive boned. He just wants the Reverend to fix his son.
We Figured It Out • Mike discovers that his dad was a wild teenager. They are installing cabinets for Derrick, an old friend of Dad’s. So when Derrick reminisces, Mike learns that Derrick and his dad stuffed their sticks in all kinds of holes as boned teenagers. Hmm, so did Dad ever stuff his stick into a man’s hole?
Dark Ranger • Continued from Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 329. Dark Ranger Mark has to investigate Harvey and Corey, the father and son camping on the mesa. He overheard them at night talking how hot they thought the ranger is. They talked about both stuffing him at the same time. But how does that work? And can Dark Ranger Mark handle two rods in him at once?
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 329, released February 13, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during February 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Dash Ramrod • Shinji is stunned. The old man whose lawn he just mowed is Dash Ramrod’s father! Dash Ramrod is Shinji’s hero. He has a full size picture of Dash on the ceiling above his bed. Big, beefy Dash wearing nothing but his yellow football practice shorts. Shinji cums every night looking at that photo. So when Dash’s father invites Shinji to come over and meet Dash on the weekend, will Dash be Shinji’s hero?
Who Would Know, Dad? • Dad has reservations about taking his son, Dante, to the gym. Due to a set of unexpected circumstances, the two are regular jack-off buddies. So Dad is concerned that something might happen at the gym. Guys do fool around in there at times. “I’d get into a heap of trouble if we got caught,” Dad says. But Dante says, “Who would know, Dad? Look at us. When has anyone ever thought you were my dad?”
Learning to Improvise • Canter is apprehensive about his upcoming mission. “So how does a guy survive a months long mission?” he asks Dixon, the seasoned Marine training Canter and his team. Canter learns that his own father saved a mission many years ago. His father’s cute butt and friendly smile, calmed a team of Marines marooned on an uninhabited island.
Dark Ranger • The Dark Ranger’s duty is to make sure no campers on the mesa turn on any lights after nightfall. The whole purpose of Portal to the Skies Mesa Monument is for campers to see the wonders of the night sky. The skies are so clear on the mesa that you can feel the stars between your fingers. So when a hot dad and son camp on the mesa, the Dark Ranger has to go see what they do after nightfall.
Curious Dad • Bartender Spank, is curious when he sees Sheriff Chip, an accomplished ladies man, go home with guys from time to time. So he asks him why. “It’s like this, Spank, every so often I need to not be in control. It makes me a better sheriff, you know, to be the one on the bottom.” Spank is ever more curious when the sheriff gives him the phone numbers of two gay guys who like showing straight men a good time. He knows those guys. One is his son.
Coming February 13. Shinji is ecstatic when he discovers that the old man whose lawn he just mowed is Dash Ramrod’s father. Dash Ramrod is Shinji’s hero. Shinji has a life size photo of Dash Ramrod on his ceiling. All Dash wears in the photo is his yellow football practice shorts. Shinji beats off every day looking at the photo of the hot football player.
The old man tells Shinji that Dash Ramrod is coming home the next weekend. He invites Shinji to come for a visit. “I’m sure Dash would enjoy being your hero,” the old man tells Shinji.
Saturday, Shinji runs over to see his hero. The old man answers the door. “Dash is in the backyard, Shinji. Run around the house and you’ll see him,” Dash’s dad says.
Shinji is excited when he sees Dash wearing those yellow practice shorts. And Dash’s basket looks even bigger than in the photo. So what kind of hero is Dash? Read all the details in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 329, coming February 13, 2021.
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You’ll find other great stories in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 329. There’s a tale of a Marine teaching his Marine son, Canter, how to keep the spirits up of a team of fellow Marines. Canter is about to embark on a secret mission with a handful of Marines. And more.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 328, released February 6, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during February 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
You Gettin’ Any? • Nate lies to his dad. Dad’s always strutting around, and asking, “You getting any?” So Nate says, “Yeah,” even though the only thing Nate is getting is his right hand. But when Dad discovers the truth, he makes sure his son is getting some.
Chip Busts Me • Dad finally has the house to himself. His wife doesn’t approve of him using his hand to make himself happy. So with her gone for the week, he has the chance to make himself very happy. However, he’s not counting on his son to come home early.
Little Lion by Madakou • continued from DBTN 323. Hidden underneath the Lion Dance costume, Coach Jake has full access to Yat-sen’s pink hole. They don’t stop when the sifu walks in on them. But the sifu has no idea Coach is plugging Yat-sen’s hole when he finds Yat-sen practicing the Lion Dance late at night.
Tommy’s Dad Knows What to Do • Scudder envies Tommy, his best friend. Tommy has two homes. He lives with his mother one week, and then his dad then next. Which means, Scudder knows when he can visit Tommy’s dad without his best friend catching them. So why does Scudder want to be alone with Tommy’s dad? Read DBTN 328 to find out.
Coxville State Sperm Patrol • The state troopers in Coxville have have an epidemic of overloaded young testicles. So they’ve written a supplemental manual on how to defuse a young man whose packed testicles are driving him over the edge. As a result, Trooper Jun knows what to do when he clocks his nephew going 150 mph in his roadster.