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Scheduling Conflict is coming June 23 in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 465.

“Dad, can you go with me to the Halloween party?” Calix asks his dad.

Busy Dad, an Audit Executive, likes to be precise. So he asks his son, “When is it?”

Calix rolls his eyes. “On October 31st, Dad! When else?!” he moans.

Dad checks his calendar. “So I come back from Zurich on October 5. I have to be in Montreal October 18 through 21. Shit. I have to leave for Tokyo on October 26 and won’t be home until November 5. Sorry to disappoint you, son, but I’ll be away on October 31. If I could I’d reschedule the Tokyo trip, but we’re auditing a branch of one of our largest clients and that trip is cast in concrete,” Dad says.

But when Calix tells Dad that he and Uncle Hank are going to the Halloween Party dressed as Batman and Robin, Dad knows he can not allow that. His super hung brother Hank always lorded his endowment over him. Scheduling conflict or not, Dad can’t let his son go with his hung uncle in tights, showing off his big endowment, to a party!

So how can Dad stop his son from going with his hung uncle to that party? Especially since he is going to be in Tokyo? The answer is in DBTN 465 coming this Saturday.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be among the first to get DBTN 465 this coming Saturday, September 23.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 464, released September 16, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.

• One in a Thousand • Dad looks forward to a day alone so he can have a glorious time masturbating. Something he doesn’t get to do as often as he likes. Maybe he can take the time and have a one in a thousand orgasm. But his son, Dudley gets a text. He won’t be leaving the house after all. Will Dad get his one in a thousand orgasms now?
• Be the Best • Dad always tells his son, Yodsak, “It doesn’t matter what you do, Yodsak. Be the best and you’ll always be busy. Be the best, that is the key.” But Yodsak hears about this john where he can suck dick. He fears going there because if Dad finds out Dad will be so mad. But he can’t resist his urges.
• Ripe for Sucking • In autumn when football players practice, ex-coach Bill loves watching the players practice. With eyes closed he can smell the pheromones wafting off the balls of players who are ripe for sucking.
• The Secret Time Capsule • Kent discovers a secret time capsule while digging a trench on the grounds of the old high school. Grandpa Andre graduated from that high school. And in the time capsule Kent finds a letter Grandpa Andre wrote to his future self fifty years ago.
• The Move • Dad comes up with a cheaper way to move his son’s family. They rent a truck and Dad and son drive the truck to their new place. When they stop for the night at a motel, Dad insists on sleeping in the back of the truck to keep burglars away. But during the night the son sees a stranger sneaking into the back of the truck.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 464 is by Shigeru and Narov.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 463, released September 9, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.

• Homo Brothers Squad • Buck Can Fuck! • Buck appears to have what it takes to be a member of the Homo Brothers Squad. An elite force of Marines so secretive, only those with a need to know have ever heard of it. So the question is, can Buck fuck?
• My Son’s Prom • Dad comes home early and is surprised to find his son ironing a white shirt for prom … naked! And Dad can’t take his eyes of Stanley’s perfect buns.
• Don’t Just Stand There, Brad • Brad works up a sweat helping Dad replace the boars on the deck. Wearing as little as possible in the heat, the two throw wood watching each other. And the temperature rises when Coach Haroc comes over to help.
• Better Evidence • Excitement sweeps through the lab. They are to analyze the two Bronze Age frozen bodies found in Meddhoffen Glacier! But when scientist Hans analyzes the digestive system, he discovers copious amounts of semen in both bodies. So how did semen end up inside the two bodies? DNA analysis shows the two are father and son. Professor Meyers will demand to see more evidence.
• I Study Happiness • Nephew Francis asks Uncle Chris what he does. “I study happiness,” Uncle Chris says. But what does that mean, exactly?

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 463 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 462, released September 2, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.

• Someone’s Lucky • While golfing, Roger looks over the late at the secluded house on a peninsula. “Someone’s lucky,” he says to himself. Little does he know that the hung dad living in that secluded house will make Roger very lucky too.
• Ripe for Plucking • Grandpa loves fall. His favorite grocery store hires new, innocent students each fall to work the checkout stands. And he spots one ripe for the plucking.
• The Thruster by Madakou • When Robby sneaks off into the woods to take a piss, Dante follows him. Away from the others, he wants to have some fun with Robby. But what about the monster lurking in the shadows?
• Cold Beer and Good Grub • A forest fire sends Clifford on a long detour. Along the way he finds a bar advertising beer and food, just what he needs. But he encounters a friendly dad, Norm. And when they share photos of their sons, the two discover they have a lot in common.
• Dad, It’s Not What You Think • Todd is curious why his dad is coming out of the house where two gay guys live. Todd sees that when he is studying at Royce’s place. So Todd figures out a way to do chores for those gay guys. And he gets so friendly with them, that the older one, Chasten, discovers Todd is a virgin. So he invites a friend over to pop Todd’s cherry. But the friend turns out to be …

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 462 is by Madakou, dv dickie and Master Bates.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 461, released August 26, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in August 2023 include this issue.

• Man Among Men • King Sharma, the richest king that ever was, ruler over the wealthiest kingdom the world has ever seen, fears that his son, Golbim, won’t become a man among men. So he sends him off to live with the Nash, the lightest warriors in his kingdom. But when he hears that boys must go naked until they prove they are a man, King Sharma disguises himself as a merchant and travels to Nash, to check on his son.
• If It Feels Good, Do It • Dads Clark and Alberto become close friends. So close they enjoy making each other cum. But they worry about their nerdy sons. The sons won’t go outside. What should the dads do?
• Your Dad Too? • Nerdy son, Daniel, meets his new best friend, Ernesto, at a coding camp. Not only do they love programming, they also have problem dads. Dads who keep trying to get them to go outdoors.
• Do Guys Really Suck Better? • Back when he was in college, a frat buddy told David, “Guys give much better blowjobs. It takes a guy with a dick to know how to treat a dick. If you want a good blowjob you’ve got to let a gay guy suck you off.” Decades later, when he sees an older man and a younger both checking him out at the supermarket checkout, David wonders. Is what his frat buddy told him years ago true?
• Rope Climbing – Best P.E. Class Ever • Nash hates P.E. class. So when Coach Howard offers to give him a one-on-one P.E. class where he can do anything, Nash can’t resist.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 461 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov and Shigeru.