Coming Saturday June 26 – A Terrible Father

Coming June 26 illustration

A Terrible Father is coming Saturday June 26. When Ben tells his dad, “You can stay with me,” Dad says, “Oh, I couldn’t impose.” But Ben reminds his dad, “You’re my dad, not an imposition.”

Dad hasn’t been to Ben’s apartment. He remembers what he was like in his early twenties. No way could he have invited his father over to stay with him. He was a wild man, chasing the ladies all the time. And each time he scored, he nicked their panties. He had boxes stuffed with them underneath his bed. So what would Dad find at his son’s apartment?

Ben is nothing like his father. There isn’t a spec of dust in his apartment. No cobwebs in the windows. He has a guest room. The bed is made and there isn’t a crease anywhere.

During the day, when Ben is at work, Dad discovers his son’s diary. He is shocked when he reads that Ben is into guys and still a virgin. How can that be? How can a guy be a homo and still be a virgin at twenty-three?

So when Ben comes home, he asks his father a personal question. “So, uh, how many were there before Mom? One, two?”

Which makes his father nervous. How does he answer that? He met his wife when he was twenty-four. Which meant he’d been fucking for ten years, some 3,650 days or so. So how many women did he average per day and that times 3,650 would be?

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 347

DBTN 347 Review Pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 347, released June 19, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

  • A Knock at the Door • Chuck isn’t expecting anyone when he hears a knock at his door. “Hi. Are you Chuck Sannevin?” the man at the door says. When Chuck says, “Yes,” the man says, “Wow, it is you. Uh, I don’t know how to say this, but, uh, I’m your older brother, Boyd.”
  • Sharing Dad’s Man Toy • see Share a Hobby in DBTN 340 Caleb enjoys sharing dildos with Dad. But Dad keeps mentioning this fuck buddy, Mitch. So Caleb thinks it would be fun to surprise Dad by inviting Mitch over so he and Dad can share Dad’s man toy. However, when he calls Mitch, Mitch warns Caleb, “I’m pretty big.” To which, Caleb responds, “The bigger the better.”
  • The Algorithm Knows • Nelson collaborates with Dr. Khanuji, a family doctor. They’ve enlisted a large number of patients and outfitted them with sensors. The sensors send vitals, such as heart and respiratory rates to their database. One thing Nelson discovers, is that he can tell when men are having orgasms by looking at their heart rate, blood pressure, and respiratory rate. The sensors also send location data. And Nelson detects an odd pattern. A father and son often have orgasms at the same time and in the same location.
  • Long Haul • Our young long hauler is on his first run. He’s pleased that nothing has gone wrong on the long drive to Mobile. His last delivery is to a load of personal belongings and furniture to a Trevor. The young truckers is curious about this Trevor because he accidentally discovered a stash of old gay porn in Trevor’s dresser.
  • Rod Run • see Continued from DBTN 345 Mark and Jacob enjoy the peace and quiet of their home at the foot of the Great Smoky Mountains. The two like that their relatives aren’t coming as often. They get careless about leaving their play toys out, including the sling they like to use. But when Mark‘s dad and uncle Alex come for Rod Run, they try out the sling while Mark and Jacob are at work.

Artists in DBTN 347

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 347 is by Michael Mitchell, Steve Adams, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 346

DBTN 346 Review Pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 346, released June 12, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

  • Job Skills • Blake’s dad, mother, even his uncle Dirk, pressure Blake to get a summer job. And he shocks them when he tells them at supper, “You can stop with the lectures, Dad. I got a job.” His sister yells, “You’re lying.” But Blake is not lying. He’s working at Dreamland, a nearby movie house. Blake thinks his janitorial job at Dreamland is boring, until he discovers that the small, basement restroom is a great place for horny guys like him.
  • Honing My Job Skills • Blake devotes all his effort to his job at Dreamland. He is responsible for making sure the restrooms are clean, so he has to visit all of them at least once an hour. However, he visits the active one in the basement more often to hone his job skills. Until one day, his dad shows up to help him hone his skills.
  • Yes, Sir! No, Sir!, No Excuse Sir! • Scott’s friend, Toby, has a tough dad. When Toby’s dad asks a question, the only answers Toby is allowed to give are, “Yes, Sir! No, Sir!, or No Excuse Sir!” Toby’s dad makes Scott drool. He sneaks over to Toby’s place when Toby isn’t home just to be one-on-one with his dad. But, Toby’s dad ignores him. However, Scott’s own dad has been working out. When Scott sees him undress for a shower, he wants to drop to his knees and shout, “Yes, Sir! No, Sir!, or No Excuse Sir!”
  • My Son’s Boxer Briefs • continued from DBTN 343 and 344 Jonas has his reservations when Grant suggests the two of them wear nothing but aprons when they make supper for their sons, Clancey and Slade. But Grant assures Jonas, “Like I said, Clancey and Slade find me making super like this all the time. Our sons are crazy horndogs. I’m sure you know that. They like a little butt poke before supper.”
  • Luckiest Son in the World • Johan enjoys living up in the mountains with Tobias. Thankfully, his dad comes by often enough with supplies so they don’t have to go into town. Johan does not like people in town asking him when he is going to put a ring on a lucky girl’s finger. He’s already got a ring on his finger and a matching one on Tobias’s. However, just because you live far from others up in the mountains doesn’t mean life is boring.

Artists in DBTN 346

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 346 is by Steve Adams, Master Bates, and Shigeru.

Coming Saturday June 12 – Yes, Sir! No, Sir! No, Excuse Sir!

Coming Saturday June 12

Yes, Sir! No, Sir! No Excuse, Sir! is coming Saturday June 12. Scott thinks Toby is joking when he tells him that the only answers his dad accepts are, “Yes, Sir!” or “No, Sir!” or “No Excuse, Sir!”

But when Scott goes to Toby’s house and sees his dad, he knows Toby is telling the truth. If he had a dad like Toby’s, all Scott would say when Dad asked him a question are, “Yes, Sir!” or “No, Sir!” or “No Excuse, Sir!”

Scott makes up excuses to go to Toby’s house even when Toby is not home, just so he can be alone with Toby’s dad.

But Toby’s dad just ignores Scott.

However, Scott’s dad has been working out while Scott has been preoccupied with getting close to Toby’s dad. Until now, Scott’s dad has never made Scott look twice when he walks around after a shower with next to nothing on. He’s seen that dad bod a million times.

But Scott is taken back when Dad gets ready to take a shower. When did Dad get so hot? Scott thinks.

Scott is in his pajama bottoms, sitting on the couch, and watching TV when Dad says, “Well, I think I’ll go shower.” However, he doesn’t walk off right away. He drops his sweatpants on the floor. He pulls off his jockstrap and lets them fall onto the sweatpants.

Scott comes unglued. He makes a tent in his pajama bottoms. He even makes a wet spot in them before Dad turns away and heads for the shower.

So does Scott get to say, “Yes, Sir! No, Sir! No Excuse, Sir!” to his dad?

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 345

DBTN 345 review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 345, released June 5, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

  • Uncle Hank Rescues Me • When Uncle Hank hears that Danny is going to sleep in the same hotel room as his parents, Hank yells, “Like hell you are. Go grab your bag, boy. You are not staying here.” There is no way Uncle Hank is going to make Danny suffer. Not when there is so much fun to be had.
  • Beach Balls • Zack can’t believe it when Dad tells him that there is a beach nearby where you don’t have to wear clothes. They go to the beaches all the time. Zack’s never heard of this beach. But Dad isn’t lying. They bicycle south of town, cross the river, pedal down the dike, and down onto a sandy beach Zack has never seen. He’s never seen naked men on a beach other. So his reaction to seeing naked guys frolicking in the surf is intense.
  • Warriors of the Ku • by Madakou • Loe is finally a man. At long last he can join the other strong men of the tribe and paddle to the sacred island for the annual ritual. But can he be honored by Ku the way his father was years ago? Loe has worked hard to prove he is strong enough.
  • Out of the Loop • Neal represses his sexual urges all through high school and college. He has no idea of the pressure he is creating in himself. Until one day, while doing research for his dissertation, he reaches for a manuscript in the library and an older man with a warm smile reaches for the manuscript at the same time. Their hands touch. Their eyes lock. “Where have you been hiding?” the older man says. Neal can’t say no when the man kisses him.
  • Rod Run • Mark married Jacob for his cock. Pure and simple. And when they move to the woods outside of Pigeon Forge, they settle in to a happy life together. Except for when the car show, Rod Run, happens. Mark’s car fanatic dad and uncle take over their country home. Can Mark share his husband’s cock?

Artists in DBTN 345

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 345 is by Madakou, Michael Mitchell, and Steve Adams.

Coming Saturday June 5 – Warriors of Ku

Warriors of Ku – by Madakou is coming Saturday June 5. Leo is now a man. For the first time he can join the brave warriors on their annual pilgrimage to the sacred island. A new recruit, Leo will compete with the other young men to receive Ku’s blessing.

Leo knows what is at stake. He longs to be recognized as an honored warrior like his father. Leo has trained hard to become strong enough to be a recruit.

When his father was a recruit many years ago, he became the chosen one. Looking at the other recruits as they sail to the sacred island, Leo is confident. He is stronger than any of them.

Nothing would make Leo happier than to be recognized as a Warrior of Ku.

Sex between men is taboo in the tribe. However, once the warriors and the new recruits are on the sacred island, Leo and the other recruits loose their inhibitions when they see the taboo being broken by the warriors.

The preparations to meet Ku reach a feverish pitch. The recruits know that the chosen one will get to ride the chief’s horse cock. To prepare for the honor of this privilege, they push butthole stretchers into their butts.

The fateful ceremony begins. The recruits chant and dance. Chief Kakaea arrives. The recruits bow down and lift their butts up into the air.

Leo is consumed with rage and jealousy when he thinks Chief Kakaea is about to pick another recruit. But, wait, Chief Kakaea addresses him.

So can Leo become a Warrior of Ku? Will Ku choose him?

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Coming Saturday June 5 – Beach Balls

Dad and Zack on a nude beach

Coming Saturday June 5. Zack can’t believe it when Dad tells him that there is a beach nearby where you don’t need to wear any clothes.

“Even here in Three Palms?” Zack says.

When Dad nods, Zack says, “You’re kidding. How come I’ve never heard of them?”

“Maybe it’s because you spend too much time with your face looking into your phone,” Dad says.

Zack glares at Dad, taps his foot, and says, “Prove it.”

The two go to nearby beaches all the time. So their bicycles are always packed and ready. This time, instead of going north to their favorite beaches, Dad takes Zack south. After crossing the river, they turn onto the dike until they come to a sign on a path that says, “Clothing optional beyond this point.”

Zack is on pins and needles as they roll their bicycles off the dike and onto the unfamiliar beach. It isn’t long before they see two naked guys splashing and chasing each other in the surf.

After chaining their bicycles to some palm trees, Dad casually removes his clothes. Zack isn’t ready to strip naked. But he sure is excited. Anyone can see that. He’s so excited and showing so much that he might as well doff his swimsuit. It’s not hiding much.

But can Dad get Zack to feel comfortable without any clothes on?

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