Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 363, released October 9, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during October 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
My Little Brother’s Keeper • Liam is tickled pink when his younger brother, Dythin, passes the exams for Syth-on-Theeves Technical Institute. Dythin can’t believe he passed. He still has to sit for an interview. He’s all pins and needles about that. But Liam who graduated from Syth-on-Theeves Technical Institute years ago offers to take his little brother on the train to Syth-on-Theeves. What’s an older brother for, but to give encouragement to a nervous little brother?
Big Bill the Burger Queen • Big Bill is impressed with eager Gary. For one, he’s a great worker the other employees love. But Gary has a kink too, one that Bill can use to make Gary do anything he wants.
What’s a Brother For? • When floods threaten their home, Adam and his parents escape to Uncle Joe’s place, far above the raging river. Thing is, Uncle Joe doesn’t have a big house, so Adam and Uncle Joe need to bunk together. When Uncle Joe takes Adam to his bedroom at night, he says, “I like to take a quick shower before I hit the sack. How about you?”
I Did Not See That Coming • English teacher, Mr. Strokewood, sees his son, Jordan chatting with Virgil, Coach Hanson’s son, in the courtyard. It’s clear the two lads are in love. Right away, his mind wanders, and he thinks, if the two sons get married, who walks whom down the aisle? But Mr. Strokewood is in for the surprise of his life, something he doesn’t see coming.
Getting Relief • No one suspects that Coach Hanson secretly has a thing for Mr. Strokewood, the English teacher. No one imagines that someone so buff as Coach Hanson would fall for a quiet guy like Mr. Strokewood. But Coach Hanson gets relief when his son, Virgil, hooks up with Mr. Strokewood’s son, Jordan.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 362, released October 2, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during October 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Noise Abatement • Grandpa complains about the racket some neighbor makes at night. He can’t sleep. So Ricky confronts the noisy neighbor. But Ricky’s jaw drops when a nearly naked guy steps out of the house.
A Wet Ride Worth Every Dollar • Connell moans, “I’m bored,” while he watches the rain fall. “How about we go for a test drive,” his dad says. Connell likes the sound of that. Dad sells used cars and when he gets a new one, they have to test drive it. You know, to make sure that the back seats are comfortable.
Papa Polizei by Madakou • Remco is excited about Oktoberfest. So many hot men who like feeling his butt when he mingles among the raucous crowd. But a jealous twat notifies the police that Remco is up to no good. And Remco is alarmed when the policeman who nabs him is his mother’s boyfriend, Thomas!
I Know How to Pick ’Em • Scott goes to the gym for one reason, Bruno. A hunk all the guys drool over. When Bruno sits on his throne in the sauna, all the gym rats, Scott included, beg to be his boy. But Scott is surprised when a little guy, Jeff, sweeps him off his feet. Scott usually goes for the big, daddy types. But there is something about Jeff that makes Scott very happy. Little does he know that Jeff is Bruno’s son.
Eight Is a Lucky Number • When Hector steps out of the shower and sees his son watching a news clip about the incompetent mayor, his son says, “You should run for mayor, Dad.” But Hector scoffs, “Yeah, right, and you should suck my dick.” He makes that remark because he knows Javin, his son, has wanted to suck his eight inches for a long time. So Javin has a proposition. “Tell you what, Dad. You run for mayor and I’ll run your campaign.” But Hector knows it will cost him.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 361, released September 25, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during September 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Find Your Spark • Braden hates going to Wednesday night Bible Study. But his parents insist. He feels relief when Jeff, a motivational speaker, talks to the teenage boys all night without mentioning the Bible once. “Find your spark!” Jeff tells the boys. All Braden can do is gawk at Jeff because Braden’s spark is what fills out Jeff’s trousers.
He Adores Your • He laughs when his brother-in-law tells him, “Adam adores you.” He doesn’t think his son, Adam, adores him. Anything but. Still, his brother-in-law’s words make him think about the looks his son gives him. Just how much does Adam adore his father? Read Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 361 and find out.
Becoming a Better Lover • “There’s no need to book a hotel,” Nayaab tells Pranab when he hears his college roommate is coming to two. Pranab wants to meet Nayaab too and see his good friend’s son, Tanay. The last time Pranab saw him, the little boy bounced on his knee. Not anymore. Tanay is quite the strapping young man now. And alarms Pranab, when he says, “Dad tells me that a man doesn’t really know how to fuck a woman until he gets fucked himself.”
Marooned on Frysgaand Isle • Dirk feels marooned when he steps off the ferry on Frysgaand and sees nothing but wilderness. Where is the town the guide book mentions? He ambers along country roads until he finds an abandoned farmhouse. At least he can find shelter from the blustery weather. But in the morning, two brothers appear to see why there is smoke coming out of the chimney of their grandfather’s old house.
Training Dad • Danny helps Uncle Magnus train his father, Captain Spitzkok. They tempt the strong man with Danny’s bubble butt, seeing how long he can keep from grabbing the tender butt and ramming his cock inside. Captain Spitzkok proves his mettle. But can his fortitude last when his son ends up on the submarine with him?
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 360, released September 18, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during September 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Keep Your Cream in Your Bottle • Mr. Hankin doesn’t want to hire college student Clancey as a milk man. He knows from experience that young, horny guys have a hard time keeping their cream in their bottle. But Clancey’s professor convinces Mr. Hankin that Clancey is as straight an arrow as they come. But is he? What about that dad and son who go around inside their house naked? Can Clancey deliver milk to them without spilling his cream?
The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree • Jack groans when his boss, Professor Smith, drops a box of old papers on his desk. Jack needs to read through the old research papers to digitize them so that current researches could access them. He takes the box home so he can relax on his couch with a glass of wine while examining the contents. “Paternal Influence on Masturbation Practices” by Professors Hans Jurinberg and Martin Jurinberg, 17 September, 1685, catch Jack’s eye.
The Dive • Taylor invites his father, Brad, to join him and Professor Janus on their dive. Unusual carved phalluses appeared in a fisherman’s net. They are unlike any art from any known culture. But underneath the tropical sea, a find that will rewrite history awaits. Read Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 360 to discover what they find.
Expect the Unexpected • When Ethan gets his medical degree, Grandpa Edison, also a doctor, tells his grandson, “Expect the unexpected.” So when Ethan starts his residency, each day, before entering the hospital, he pauses and says to himself, “Expect the unexpected.” But when he steps into Randall’s room, a young man recovering from a horrific accident, he sees Randall’s father extracting a big load of cum out of the young man’s full balls.
On Top of Goat Heaven • Tom wakes his son, Evan, up early. The hike up to Goat Heaven will take all day. And Tom already saw Hank and his son, Derrick, leave the campground. They are hiking up to Goat Heaven too. And Tom is sure that when he and Evan make it to the top of Goat Heaven, Hank and Derrick won’t be wearing anything.
Keep Your Cream in Your Bottle arrives Saturday, September 18, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 360. College student, Clancey, needs a part time job. Clancey is sure a job as a milk man is a great job for a struggling college student. But Mr. Hankin refuses to hire such a young man to be a milk man. Mr. Hankin doesn’t trust young men to deliver milk safely early in the morning when housewives are walking about in their robes.
So Clancey’s professor, Dr. Bohnhardt, vouches for his student. “Clancey is as straight an arrow as they come,” Dr. Bohnhardt says to Mr. Hankin. “I can assure you that Clancey won’t be spilling his cream all over the place. He comes from a fine, Christian family, and he is the best behaved of all my students.”
Clancey is relieved when Mr. Hankin hires him, and he becomes a Hankin’s Milk Man. But Mr. Hankin warns Clancey, “Keep Your Cream in Your Bottle.”
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The Dive arrives Saturday, September 18, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 360. Taylor invites his father, Brad, to join him and Professor Janus. They are on a dive, exploring the seabed on a remote island after fishermen discover remarkable carved objects in their nets. Perfectly carved phalluses. Though their style resembles artwork of the Tlingits and Haida of Alaska and British Columbia, the remote island is on the other side of the world. And they could be tens of thousands of years old.
The discovery will upend the history of human development. So they are keeping the find a secret.
So who carved these perfect phalluses so long ago? And what more will they find on the sea floor?
Brad and Professor Janus haven’t seen each other in years. But they go back a long ways. In their university days, they were young archaeologists. And together they made some remarkable finds of their own.
While excavating an Inca find deep in a cave in Peru, Professor Janus whispered into Brad’s ear, “What happens in a dig stays in a dig.” The total darkness of the cave gave the two horny archaeologists the freedom to explore each other.
But Taylor doesn’t realize how well his father and Professor Janus know each other. Yet.
A fascinating find underneath the sandy sea floor changes everything. But what could it be? So will Taylor find out about the past of his father and Professor Janus? In the hot, tropical weather, none of them wear much of anything. Maybe they’d be better off wearing nothing at all.
Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter. Read The Dive this coming Saturday and discover the secrets on the bottom of the sea. And what those secrets mean to Taylor, his dad, and Professor Janus. Note: Subscribe today and get the earlier September 2021 issues, 358 and 359, along with Handjobs Anthology 52. You’ll have plenty of other great stories and art to enjoy before issue 360 comes out this coming weekend.