Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 352, released July 24, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Good Cop, Bad Cop Dad • While weeding underneath the dining room window, Andrew overhears his mother and friends gossiping. He can’t believe it when he hears one them ask his mother, “So, Sally, how was the sex party?” Andrew’s ears burn when he hears his mother say, “I haven’t seen an erection on him that hard in years.” And Andrew learns that during the party she saw him sucking guys while getting fucked himself! “Since the party, Frank’s fucked me every day. He even fucked me on Andrew’s bed! He’s turned into a bad cop and I love it!” But Andrew’s image of his dad as a good cop shatters even more when he comes home one day and finds him making out with Coach Abram.
Obsessions • Will obsesses over his best friend, Reuben. To be honest, he obsesses about sucking him off. And Reuben obsesses about sucking Will too. They’re both champion batters. They compete to see who can hit the most home runs. Whoever wins gets a blowjob. But their frequent home runs bring their two admiring fathers together with unforeseen consequences. Which you can read in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 352.
Home Inspection Done Right • Ben reads that hunter gatherers only work 15 hours a week. That is the kind of job he wants. He learns that the requirements to become a home inspector are simple. So he hooks up with a good looking home inspector who needs help, but is also willing to show Ben the ropes.
Life Is Short, Kenzo • Dad and Kenzo can’t believe their eyes when they pick up Hanzo from the airport. Hanzo left home four years ago. He looks nothing like the scrawny kid from back then. Both Dad and Kenzo can’t take their eyes off him. Kenzo even jacks off watching his older brother sleep. But Dad gets a thrill too looking at his oldest son when he showers.
Let It Flow • Hal warns Dr. Bruce during a home visit about Will, his son. Will is testy. Dr. Bruce says, “Well, he is a teenager. But, I’ll know if there is an underlying physical problem that is making him irritable.” Dr. Bruce discovers an underlying condition.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 351, released July 17, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Runaway • Old farmer Grant checks the barn to see what his cow and rooster notice inside. He finds a runaway. Grant thinks he can understand because he ran away from home too, many decades ago. However, the teenage boy, Troy, surprises Grant. “It’s not that I can’t stand my dad. It’s that I like him too much,” Troy says. But Grant tries to help the teenager.
Honk Twice • UPS driver Sam overhears a hot dad and son talking. See, Sam delivers packages to them often. “You know, Dad, it’d be cool if he’d like honk when he came up to the driveway. Say, he’d honk once if he wanted a handjob, twice if he wanted a blowjob, and three times if he needed to be fucked,” the son says. So Sam gets an idea.
Hung Jury • Ben shakes with nervousness when the judge and jury walk into the court room. Ben knows they will convict him. However the last juror that walks in gives Ben hope. That juror will never convict him because Ben has serviced him many times in the park john. Will the jury convict Ben? Read DBTN 351 to find out.
All the Way to Nefev • Ummo wants to travel with his father on his long trading voyages. When he hears Uncle Mish, his father, and other traders talk about Nefev and how the man in that far off land wear nothing at all, Ummo longs to go there. The journey there takes many weeks. So is there any chance his father will let him travel that far?
Retiring Dylan’s Lucky Speedos • Dad is proud of his son, Dylan. He wins competition after competition. But the Speedos Dylan wears when he dives are too small. Dylan considers them lucky ever since he won his first competition wearing them. Still, Dylan keeps getting bigger. He can barely stuff his body parts into those lucky Speedos.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 350, released July 10, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Home in Rostov • The one thing that bothers Duran most about his job is not being able to have a dog. Duran manages projects all over the world. But he can’t believe where his new project is. It’s in Rostov, the little Nebraska town where he grew up. He’ll be there at least six months. Plenty of time to clear up the silent pause between himself and his dad. Before leaving home, Dad caught him jacking off one morning, and he stayed to watch Duran cum. But they never talked about it, or much else since.
Turning 50 • Harold dreads going to work on his 50th birthday. He hates birthday parties. But he knows work will throw him a big one. However, he cringes when they make him sit in a chair. His co-workers hired a male stripper for him. Harold is furious and embarrassed. But at the end of the show, the naked muscle guy grabs Harold’s tie, pulls his face to his, and whispers in Harold’s ear, “Happy birthday, Dad.” The stripper is Dirk, Harold’s son.
Dad’s Not My Dad • Garret can’t believe it. After sending in a DNA sample, he logs into Ancestry.com and sees a “Predicted relationship: Parent/Child” under a name of a man he does not know, Darby Nest. How can that be? How can another man be his biological father? The answer is in DBTN 350.
The New Volunteer • The volunteer firefighters put on a strawberry shortcake social to recruit new volunteers. But they only get a single application later, not the handful of new recruits they need. The new recruit looks promising. He’s only in his twenties. Buff. Friendly. However can he pass the sauna test? You see, the firefighters know that after the challenging work of putting out a fire, nothing relieves stress like a good soak in the sauna behind the firehouse. The volunteers return from a fire pumped up with adrenalin. They pile into the sauna naked and take care of each other. So can the new recruit handle that?
Theater in the Park • Brody makes Uncle Yol promise not to tell anyone that his dad is in the play in the park. He didn’t want to go in the first place, but Uncle Yol made him. However when he sees the play his father wrote about two men falling in love, Brody is mesmerized. After the play, Brody learns that he saw the G-rated version of the play. There is another version of the play in which the men get naked on stage.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349, released July 3, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
Warm Honey & Cum • Dad is thrilled to show Cody something wonderful in the garden. But Cody’s not thrilled. Dad is always bugging him. Unlike normal dads, Cody’s dad is retired. He purposely retired early so he could watch his son grow up. So Cody can’t get more than an hour by himself with his dad checking on him. However, Dad’s excited over the warm honey flowing out of his Flow Hive, the first honey from the hive. It tastes so good, and because it comes right out of the hive, it is warm. And it tastes really good on warm body parts too.
Some Things You Can’t Unsee • Kris drops by his son, David’s place to return tools he borrowed. But when he enters David’s house, he hears soft moans coming from the bedroom. David is a newlywed. So Kris assumes David and his young husband, Rusk, are making whoops. So Kris returns to his car to wait a few minutes. But he’s not expecting to see David’s father-in-law, Thorm, walk out of the house and give David a long, wet, good-bye kiss. What is going on?
Warriors of Ku part 2 by Madakou • continued from DBTN 345. Loe can’t believe it when Chief Kakaea puts his arms around him. “Me? You chose me? Am I the honored warrior?” Loe gasps. But Chief Kakaea pushes Loe down onto all fours. “Not so fast, Loe,” the Chief says. “Honored warrior has great perseverance. Let’s see if you can handle this.” So can he? Can Loe handle it?
Eight Days a Week • Petro stays in the same hotel each time he has business in Chicago. That’s because Petro can relax to the max in the hotel sauna. After negotiating with clients all day, Petro needs to unwind. Late at night, the gym sauna never disappoints because he can always find thick man meat to suck or another man who needs to suck cock as much as him. But this night, there is a dad and son working out in the gym. So will Petro get to relax in the sauna tonight?
Adam’s Late • Coach can’t figure out why his star runner, Adam, finishes last in the marathon practice. Adam shows up five minutes after the other runners. It makes no sense. So Coach has to investigate. The practice course runs through the woods of the park. And in the woods is a restroom not far from the course. Coach needs to find out the reasons for Adam’s slow performance. Coach Nutcreme and him have a bet. If Coach Nutcreme’s runner beat his at the league championship, he has to suck Coach Nutcreme. But if he wins, Coach Nutcreme has to suck him.
The Warriors of Ku part 2 by Madakou arrives tomorrow in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349. In Dad’s Bedtime Tales 345, we read how Loe and the other recruits paddle out to the sacred island with the older warriors. After a day of celebrating, Loe competes with the other new recruits to become the honored warrior. Loe relaxes his assring with an ass-stretcher all day long so he is confident he can meet any challenge.
However, when Chief Kakea bends him down on all fours, Loe wonders if he can pass the test.
The Warriors of Ku beat their drums louder and louder. Chief Kakea plucks Loe’s ass-stretcher out of his butt.
Can Loe satisfy the Chief? Can he persevere to become the honored warrior? Will Loe make his father proud?
Chief Kakea drills into Loe to the beat of the loud drums. Loe perseveres as best as he can. But at the same time he is terrified that he can’t endure. He feels intense pressure building up inside of him. He wants to release, but he wants to satisfy Chief Kakea too.
So can Loe persevere to the very end and become a Warrior of Ku?
Some Things You Can’t See is coming this Saturday. Kris is happy for his son, David. He’s moved back into town and married his former high school buddy, Rusk. Kris gives his son and new husband plenty of space. But he drops by on a sunny afternoon to drop off some tools he borrowed.
But when Kris enters David and Rusk’s house, he hears soft moaning and groaning coming from the bedroom. The sounds make him smile. Not wanting to interrupt the young newlyweds, Kris walks back to his car to wait.
However, Kris is stunned when he sees his son’s father-in-law, Thorm, leave his son’s house. Not only that, Thorm and David share a long, good-bye kiss and hug.
What is going on? Is his son having an affair with his father-in-law?
Kris isn’t the only dad with a worry. Thorm, Rusk’s father, is certain that Kris saw him leave David and Rusk’s house. No doubt, Kris saw him give David a long, wet kiss. So, is Kris upset? Should he tell Kris that he has been “teaching” David and Rusk what it is that two men in love do?