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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 515, released September 7, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in September 2024 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Take a Book, Leave a Book • The popularity of the free library Norman makes using an old telephone booth brings him great joy. He loves watching the neighborhood residents use his little library. Until one day someone leaves behind a homemade book titled, My First Time.
• Bottom Dads Collective • Continued from DBTN 421, when Dad hears from Frank how his son blindfolded him and dragged him to a party where his son let other alpha sons have his way with him, Dad wonders when his son will do that to him.
• Why Dad Shaves His Balls • Casey can’t believe it when he discovers that his dad shaves his balls. “Dad! What are you doing?” Casey yells. When his dad, a limo driver, later tells Casey that he shaves for one of his customers, it blows Casey’s mind. Why does a limo customer care if the driver is shaved down there?
• A Good Boss • Al has to sit in a different row than his boss on their business flight. Al doesn’t mind. His boss can’t keep his mouth shut. And the young man who sits next to him is very cute.
• A Perfect 40th Birthday Gift • Dad can’t figure out what to get his younger brother, Brian, for his 40th birthday. So he asks his son, Mark, for suggestions. Dad can’t believe what his son tells him. Mark suggests they have his virgin hole meet Uncle Brian’s hard cock.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 515 is by Shigeru, Master Bates, and Narov.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 514, released August 31, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in August 2024 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Earth to Dad • Jack stops dead in his tracks on his way home when he sees his neighbor’s house is gone. At home his son, Keith, raps his knuckles on Jack’s head. “Earth to Dad,” he says, and points out the notice their neighbor gave them about demolishing his house. Jack realizes he spends all his time thinking about work. What else is he missing about home? And when he pays more attention he notices what a nice ass his son has.
• For a Full Recovery • When Klodian’s doctor examines him, he knows that someone is going to have to drain Klodian’s bull balls while he is in rehabilitation. But who should do that?
• Uploading Ideas Into Dad’s Brain • continued from I Know What Dad Is Thinking in DBTN 495, Xabi can’t wait to try version six of the mind reading earbuds his company is perfecting. Version six can not only read minds, it can upload thoughts to them. What thoughts does Xabi want to upload into his dad’s brain?
• A Well Tooled Garage • A retired guy with time on his hand needs a garage loaded with tools. That way he can help when his grandson needs to check the brakes on his car.
• All About Man Cock • Dad knows it is time for his son, Stan, to learn about man cock. And he is in luck because his brother, Colonel Carl, is coming for a short visit. Carl will know how to teach Stan those lessons.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 514 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 513, released August 24, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in August 2024 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Hopetimism • When Mateo overhears his dad tell Uncle Lucas, “Coach Liam will make a man out of him.” And Uncle Lucas says, “Coach Liam? How’s he going to do that? Get Mateo to suck his big, thick cock?” Mateo gets a sense of hope and optimism, hopetimism.
• A Testosterone Fix • Bob’s teenage kids tease him when a guy at the mall hits on him. But then he discovers that his wife had the guy try and seduce him. Fortunately he didn’t bite. And his father-in-law, Conrad, tells Bob, “She trusts you now. Which means you and I can hook up. She won’t suspect us.”
• Curing My Son’s Compulsion • Miguel has to do something about his son, Gus. He plays with himself all the time. Fortunately therapist Uncle Bernards knows how to cure compulsive disorders.
• Body Cam Warning • An auditor who inspects police body cam footage, sees footage of an off duty officer having sex with his son at home. Technically the inspector is only to report infractions when an officer is on duty. Still, does he dare not report what he saw?
• No Need to Pull Out • While in a diner, Grandpa Thomas and grandson Vincent hear truckers say “The nice thing about doing it up the ass is you don’t have to worry about pulling out before you cum.” Grandpa Thomas hopes his grandson doesn’t ask him what that means.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 513 is by Rolando Mérida and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 512, released August 17, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in August 2024 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• A Thicket Birds Can Nest In • Grandpa is intrigued when grandson Turner mentions that his older brother, Thad, can’t dive in the Olympics because he is too bushy down there. “Thad’s got a whole thicket down there. Birds could nest in it.”
• Old News • Stephen is wary when his son, Jameson, brings Hank, his prom date, home for dinner. As he watches them walk up to the house, his eyes meet Hank’s. And the look Hank gives him tells Stephen that the robust teen intends to make him his bitch.
• I’m Home • Jack doesn’t worry about his son, Kem, being alone at home when he and his wife are away on business. Kem is responsible. He can take care of himself. But Jack forgets to tell Kem that he will arrive home several days early. Jack ponders whether to text his son his new schedule, or to show up unannounced.
• Being the Mark • A good operator can snare you without you even realizing you are their mark. And a dad and a son working together know how to pull this off.
• Focus, Focus, Focus • Math teacher Mr. Clark tells his students to focus. That they can’t solve his problems unless they focus. But Corey can only focus on one thing when he is in Mr. Clark’s math classes. Mr. Clark’s big dick.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 512 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 511, released August 10, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in August 2024 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Can I Make You Cum, Dad? • Dad isn’t expecting his son, Eryx, to get home from summer camp until later. So he pulls out a sweet load while he sunbathes on the patio, naked. But Eryx is home … watching.
• Coach, Hold My Balls • A man can be different things to different people. A dad, a son, a coach. And when you are both dad and coach to your sons, which one of those are you when you hold their balls?
• Smiles a Lot • Harris doesn’t question why his neighbor smiles so much. Why he is so happy. But when his brother, Sly, suggests it is because the neighbor’s sons are sucking him off, Harris can’t shake the idea out of his head.
• Welcoming a Pilgrim • A miller and his son live high in the mountains, along a sacred trail around Mount Thatin. So when weary pilgrims pass their remote mill, they make sure to welcome them.
• Be There for Each Other • Coach Vax admonishes his athletes that winning is not everything. That being there for each other matters too. And on a late night bus ride home from a meet, he sure is there for Scudder.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 511 is by Lord Iron, dv dickie, and Shigeru.

And we have added a number of Dad’s Bedtime Tales Bundles to our shop. Except for the 2014 Bundle which contains the November and December 2014 issues, each Bundle contains the issues of 4 months of Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletters. As of today we have Dad’s Bedtime Tales Bundles for the 2014 through the April 2024 issues. 29 bundles in all.