Valentine Books

Valentine Book Cover

We added three Valentine books to our online shop. We have printed and download versions of these three books.

Thar He Blows has three stories of adventures on the high seas. In Abducted, naked French pirates commandeer an English man-o-war. It takes little time for the French pirates strip their captives naked too. In Boy Overboard, rich, spoiled lad, Harvey, learns life lessons from the naked fishermen who fish him out of the ocean. And in Leif the Viking Boy, Leif finally gets to go to sea with his father. He can’t wait to become a man.

Another Valentine book, The Spy Who Came Out, tells the spy adventure tale of Grant and his father. Grant goes with his father to postwar Berlin. The city is in shambles. But that doesn’t stop Grant. He finds plenty of action with his scout troop. Grant delights English troops and German contacts. But he gets into trouble cavorting with Soviet soldiers. Especially when they capture him when they mistake him for his father who is a spy.

And Shadrack, is an epic tale of a nephew, Shadrack, and his uncle, Zebediah, who go out West in search of gold. Shadrack isn’t sure Zebediah is serious when he talks about going to California to find gold. Unk Zeb says some outlandish things. For example, he claims his cock is a foot long. It weren’t hardly ten inches. Unk Zeb claims he can come nine times in a night. But Shadrack has only seen him cum five times. Unk Zeb also boasts that he’s fucked every hole in town. Well, Shadrack knows that’s not true. So Shadrack hardly believes they are going when they head out of town to lands unknown.

We have printed copies of all three books. Sadly, we can only ship printed books to addresses in the USA. If you have a mailing address in the USA, you can order the books here: printed versions of Thar He Blows, The Spy Who Comes Out, and Shadrack.

You can order the download versions here: Thar He Blows Download, The Spy Who Comes Out Download, Shadrack Download.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 325

DBTN 325 review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 325, released January 16, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during January 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

  • Butt Rock • Kaboom! A huge splash wakes up Manuel. He’s sleeping naked on Butt Rock, at the secluded swimming hole. He sits up and watched a figure swimming underneath the water. When the man’s head pops out of the surface, Manuel can’t believe his eyes. It’s Clive Hard, the smoking hot, town Marshal.
  • Certifying a Sperm Donor • Tyler rolls his eyes when his sister pleads with him to screen a sperm donor. She’s met a sperm donor online and wants Tyler to check him out, to make sure he’s legit. So Tyler relents. But when he looks into this sperm donor, Kevin, his attitude changes. He wants the sperm donor to deliver packets of fresh sperm down his own throat.
  • Pony Ride in the Snow • Charlie is using his off time in the cot of the snow patrol hut. He’s happy slapping his hard cock between his hands. But the radio goes off. “Snowboarder out of bounds!” it blares. Man, is Charlie pissed. Some twerp has ruined his happy time by going out of bounds. So Charlie has to put his dick in his pants and go hunt down this twerp. And when he catches him, his dick is still throbbing in his pants. So how can Charlie teach the twerp a lesson he won’t forget? Read DBTN 325 to find out.
  • What About Me, Dad? • Davey uses his vacation time to visit Dad. He’s sure Dad needs comforting now that he’s living alone. But Dad is hardly depressed. He’s very content. So what is going on? Davey’s curious. Why is Dad so happy?
  • Baby Daddy Meets His Son • Tyler personally extracted sperm from sperm donor, Kevin’s, thick cock so his sister could get pregnant. He wasn’t surprised when his sister got pregnant from the thick baby batter. And as his nephew grows, he keeps Kevin up to date with how the boy is growing up. But when the boy turns into a young man, Tyler can’t help but notice how much he is like his baby daddy.

Artists in DBTN 325

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 325 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, and Shigeru.

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Coming January 16!

Coming January 16

Coming January 16 • Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 325 will be out this coming Saturday, January 16, by 8 a.m. Pacific Time. In issue 325, Ski Patrol Charlie is pissed when he has to apprehend a twerp snowboarding out of bounds.

Charlie is pissed because he’s off shift, in his cot, slapping his happy dick between his hands. He has a big, delicious load in his balls, and wants to enjoy coaxing it out of his cock. He’s all alone in the patrol hut, so he can take all the time he wants, and make as much noise as possible.

But the radio blares, “Snowboarder out of bounds! Snowboarder out of bounds on Buckhorn Ridge!” So Charlie has to stuff his monster cock in his ski pants, hop on a snow mobile, and hunt down the errant snowboarder.

So how is Charlie going to deal with the misbehaving snowboarder when he catches him? What about his cock which stays rock hard when he spots the snowboarder? The snowboarder’s butt crack is well defined inside his tight ski pants, giving Charlie ideas.

You will be able to read all about it on Saturday, January 16, 2021.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 324

DBTN 324 review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 324, released January 9, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during January 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

  • Tide’s In • Frank needs a break from school. So he hikes out to Otter Spit Park to get away from it all. “Warning: trail impassable during high tide!” the sign at the trail down to the beach reads. Miles from the nearest road, Frank is sure he’ll be alone most of the time. But will he?
  • And Then He Smiled • Dave and his buddy, Monty, watch the high school wrestlers wrestle. Dave is shocked when Monty points to one of the wrestlers and says, “Look at that hot little fucker over there.” Dave is shocked because Monty is pointing to Lars, the kid Dave came to watch. Years ago, Dave donated sperm to a couple wanting a baby. Lars was the result. Dave kept his distance from the boy. However, now that Lars is a young man, there is something intriguing about him. Something, Dave can’t shake.
  • How Do You Know If It’s Real? • Dex is sure it is too late to try out for the Rugby team at Westmore High. But Dad doesn’t think so. “Show the coach your stuff. When he sees how good you are, he’ll make room for you.” So Dex takes Dad’s advice. But when Coach Morecock takes Dex out onto the pitch so the young man can show his Rugby skills, Dex wonders if that bulge in Coach’s sweats is real.
  • Is It a Stick? • Dash falls in love with the 2004 Mustang on Uncle Bart’s used-car lot. “Is it a stick? Dash doesn’t know how to drive a stick,” Dad tells Bart. Uncle Bart lets out a howl. He throws his arms up into the air. “What boy doesn’t know how to drive a stick?” Uncle Bart roars.
  • Naughty Santa Gets His Wish • Jimmie enjoys playing Santa each year. But he’s tired of listening to good boys tell him how good they’ve been. Just for once, he’d like to have naughty boys tell him how bad they’ve been. Christmas is over, and Jimmie sighs when he puts his Santa suit away. But his brother, Chuck, has an idea. Jimmie’s two sons are very naughty boys. Maybe Jimmie can be a bad Santa after all.

Artists in DBTN 324

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 324 is by Shigeru, Master Bates, and Narov.

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Coming Tomorrow

Coming tomorrow

Coming tomorrow! Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 324 will be out tomorrow. We will be releasing it by 8 a.m. Pacific Time.

Dash sure wants to buy the 2004 Mustang on Uncle Bart’s used car lot. But Dad is concerned because it is a stick shift. “Dash doesn’t know how to drive a stick,” Dad tells Uncle Bart.

Uncle Bart lets out a howl and throws his arms up into the air.

“What boy doesn’t know how to drive a stick?” Uncle Bart roars.

When he sees Uncle Bart whisper something in Dad’s ear, and sees Dad laughing, Dash wonders what Uncle Bart just told his dad. Whatever Uncle Bart said, it eased Dad’s concerns.

Even though it is a stick, even though Dash doesn’t know how to drive a stick, Dash still wants that Mustang. He hands Uncle Bart the wad of cash he’s saved. Dad gets in the drivers seat, Dash sits in the passenger seat, and off they go.

So Dad drives the Mustang out into the country. He finds a quiet road where he can teach Dash how to handle a stick shift. But first, he wants to see how Dash handles his own stick, so he knows how to teach his son properly.

You will be able to read all about it on Saturday, January 9, 2021.

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Coming January 9!

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Coming January 9 • We’re itching for you to read Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 324. It will be out this Saturday, January 9, by 8 a.m. Pacific Time. In issue 324, Dex tells his father, “There’s no point trying out for the team.” Dex loves rugby, but when he transfers to Westmore High, he is sure it is too late in the season to play.

But his father tells him, “Don’t give up so easily, Dex. Show the coach your stuff. When he sees how good you are, he’ll make room for you.”

But will Coach Morecock make room for Dex on his rugby team? And when Dex goes to visit Coach Morecock, is that mound Dex sees inside Coach Morecock’s sweatpants real? How can he find out if it is real?

After Coach Morecock puts Dex through his paces on the pitch, he takes Dex into the gym so they can shower. Dex is about to find out if that mound in Coach’s sweats is real or not. And when he does find out the truth, can he behave?

You will be able to read all about it on Saturday, January 9, 2021.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 323

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 323 review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 323, released January 2, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during January 2021.

Stories in DBTN 323

  • Your Cute Nephew is Into Dick • Norm can’t believe it when his co-worker, Jeffery, tells him that his nephew, Adric, came onto him in the restaurant john. It’s just wishful thinking on the part of Jeffery, right? Or is it?
  • Artistic Liberty • As soon as Danny, their youngest son, moves out, Dad wastes no time remodeling the house. But while removing the staircase, Dad discovers sketchbooks hidden underneath a floorboard. Sketchbooks with page after page of nude sketches of himself. Only, the artist took artistic liberty, and showed himself naked with his Dad.
  • Little Lion by Madakou • Coach Jake’s eyes light up when he sees the Lion Dance performers practicing. They’ve come all the way from Beijing. Coach is supposed to supervise them. But what he wants to do is rip off their sweatpants and shove his face into their sweaty cracks. Does he? Read DBTN 323 to find out.
  • Whiteout • Sarge sends private Chasin out on a survival test in a blizzard. Up on the mountain, Chasin faces whiteout conditions. So he builds an igloo to hunker down for the night. But in the middle of the night, Sarge digs into the igloo to give Chasin’s face a whiteout.
  • Dad’s Thorough Training • Nikolai announces that he is going to bicycle the entire Pacific Coast from San Diego to Neah Bay. So Dad gets the two of them new touring bicycles. And starts training his son. But on one of their training rides, they pause at a lookout. Through binoculars, Nikolai spots two naked guys down on the beach kissing and touching. He’s sure Dad sees them too.

Artists in DBTN 323

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 323 is by Madakou, Master Bates, and Shigeru.

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