Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 504

DBTN 504 Review Pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 504, released June 22, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in June 2024 include this issue.

  • Sound Medical Advice • continued from Doctor Patient Confidentiality in DBTN 502, Coach Patmejek heeds the advice of Dr. Oscar and enlists the help of Gunther’s father to tame the athlete.
  • Knob Polishing • Glen pops his eyes open when the drag queen emcee yells, “It’s Glen! Glen if you’re out there, now you know! Go polish your teacher’s knob!” She’s been teasing hot teacher Mr. Uemori. Probing him to tell her which student he would pick to polish his knob.
  • Should or Shouldn’t • Late at night, Dad and son, Carson, listen to some guy pounding another guy’s butt in the hotel room next to theirs. In the morning Dad discovers that the guys next door are a father and son. And the father explains, “Sometimes my boy just needs it, you know.”
  • Your Libido Is No Match for His • Visa wonders how his dad will react when he introduces his new husband, Ernesto. Dad pulls Vesa aside and asks, “How do you keep up with that boy?” And Dad offers up his services if Vesa can’t meet his young husband’s needs.
  • Grandpa’s Sofa • Grandpa gets grandson, Brent, to help him carry a small sofa with a “Free” sign on it back to his place. Later, Dad suggests that with Grandpa living all alone that he might spend much of his time diddling with himself. Brent discovers that when he is alone, Grandpa does more than just diddle.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 504 is by Rolando Mérida, Dick Wad, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 503

DBTN 503 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 503, released June 15, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in June 2024 include this issue.

  • Ask the Expert • Now that the kids are gone and it’s just him and his wife at home, Paul feels a tickle to try something new. Sex with men. But he doesn’t know where to start. So he shares his feelings with his best friend, Charles. And Charles has a suggestion. “Ask an expert like your son, Peter.”
  • Like Old Times • Uncle Allen comes for a visit. And nephew, Johnny, is intrigued with his Navy trousers with a flap in front instead of a fly. When Dad, Johnny, and Uncle Allen go for a motorcycle ride, that flap gives Uncle Allen easy access to Johnny’s toys.
  • It Even Got You Wet • Boss Cal orders Ben to interview the hottest firefighter of the year. He wants Ben to write an article that will get womens’ panties wet. Only he doesn’t realize that Ben is the firefighter’s son. It’s Ben’s underwear that gets wet writing the article.
  • Long Arm of the Law • Nate and Blake are furious. Their sons went to their high school graduation ceremony wearing nothing underneath their gowns. But Blake knows a cop who can touch their sons with the long arm of the law.
  • That is Some Cock! • Isamu loves working at the bakery. The baker, Julio, creates remarkable cakes. But when they get a request to bake a cake in the shape of a cock, Isamu thinks the cock in the photo looks like his dad’s cock.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 503 is by Shigeru and Narov.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 502

DBTN 502 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 502, released June 8, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in June 2024 include this issue.

  • Was Hank Your Favorite Teacher Too? • Jeff overhears Dad and his reunion buddies talking about Hank, the English teacher. Back in the day Hank sucked all of them off! Jeff can’t believe it. Hank is still the English teacher. And he’s hot!
  • Doctor Patient Confidentiality • Doctor’s aren’t supposed to talk about their patients with others. But when Oscar examines Gunther and discovers what a cum gusher the young athlete is, shouldn’t he tell Gunther’s dad?
  • Big Blue • Matt takes his dad in when a storm smashes a massive oak tree into Dad’s house. So Matt tacks a “Wear britches!!” note on his bedroom door. To remind him he can’t go prancing around the house naked. Or can he?
  • Let’s Play Tornado • Dad feels good that his son, Tormod, found a jackoff buddy. But after a while Dad realizes that Tormod and jackoff buddy, Ailean, do more than jackoff. But Dad can’t figure out what the game Tornado is that Tormod and Aileen enjoy playing.
  • Escape From Planet E0d1F6bF • Dinesh’s father, Arjun, goes missing on planet E0d1F6bF while searching for hominids there. The authorities send out a DNA Sniffer to locate Arjun. And it confirms Dinesh’s worst fears. That the hominids captured his father so they can feed on Arjun’s magnificent cock and drink his abundant cum.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 502 is by Shigeru and Narov.

Doctor Patient Confidentiality is Coming June 8

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Doctor Patient Confidentiality is coming June 8, 2024, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 502.

Coach Patmejek over at Boulder High has an extensive list of things he needs Doctor Oscar to check when one of his boys comes for an exam to see if they qualify to be one of his elite athletes. Coach likes to know every thing there is to know about his special athletes.

When Dr. Oscar finishes his two hour exam, he can check Coach Patmejek’s long list of items and know with confidence he has checked the right box including the boxes for:

Doctor’s exam checklist.

And over a hundred other details that give Coach Patmejek a thorough, holistic understanding of the prospective athlete.

Dr. Oscar maintains strict doctor patient confidentiality regarding his findings. Only Coach Patmejek knows what Dr. Oscar finds when he examines the athletes.

But after examining Gunther, Dr. Oscar wonders if Gunther’s dad shouldn’t know what his thorough exam revealed about his son. Especially since Gunther’s dad, Harold, is one of Dr. Gunther’s best friends.

So does Dr. Oscar share his findings with Gunther’s dad, Harold? And is Harold surprised to learn about his son’s special talents? Or did Gunther already tell his father what a thorough exam Dr. Oscar gave him?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be among the first to get DBTN 502 this coming Saturday, June 8 around 7 a.m., Pacific Time.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 501

DBTN 501 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 501, released June 1, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in June 2024 include this issue.

  • What Does That Guy Want? • Stacey decides to work for Uncle Harvey, helping him with his food truck. But the boy gets an admirer, a business man who sits at the same table each time, and spreads his leg just so to show Stacey he is well equipped. Uncle Harvey finds it amusing. And teaches his nephew how to follow his dreams.
  • Ice Cold Lemonade • Young dad Todd is miffed when his wife won’t let him come into the house. He is hot from mowing. But the kids are selling lemonade, and him out there, shirtless, showing off his hot bod brings in the customers. “Get back out there. The kids can’t sell any lemonade if you’re not on parade!”
  • Not Missing Out • When he hears Dad say on the phone, “Coast is clear, come on over buddy,” Scott wonders who in the world Dad is inviting over. From his bedroom window Scott can’t believe his eyes when a guy in leather shows up on a motorcycle.
  • Ben’s Milking Schedule • Neighbor Al invites Frank to watch his son, Ben, a wrestler take on the competition at a wrestling match. But when Ben weighs in, the boy can’t hide the massive boner in his singlet. And later Frank learns that Al has his son on a regular milking schedule. And he wants Frank’s help with the milking!
  • Damnation Gorge • Dad makes sure that canoeing Damnation Gorge is what his son, Brevin really wants to do. Dad did it when he was a teenager, on his own. And he always describes the voyage as transformative. Brevin has no idea how transformative the adventure will be.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 501 is by Shigeru and Master Bates.