
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 586, released January 17, 2026. Subscriptions purchased in January 2026 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
- Men Are Like Dogs • Logan sees Dad get embarrassed when one of Dad’s beer buddies says, “Men are just like dogs, you know. You can always tell when a man’s happy. You just need to see if he’s got a rod in his pants.” At home, Dad often has a rod in his pants when Logan walks around in his briefs.
- Motion is Lotion • Henry’s new assistant coach, Milo, tells the boys, “Motion is lotion,” while he swings and gyrates his hips. The boys love it. It annoys Henry, until he meets Milo’s dad, Axel, who knows how to swing and gyrate his hips too.
- You’ll Think of Something • Dad continually tests his son. Hiding things, like his underwear, and making him figure out what to do. But Dad’s testing backfires when his son comes home with blue balls after his date won’t put out. He needs to stuff his cock into a hole. Dad tells his son, “You’ll think of something.” And his son thinks Dad’s butthole would work in a pinch.
- Instinct • Instinct’s power makes us do more than we imagine. But can instinct drive a father and son to get naked and stare at each other’s hard, dripping cocks? You betcha it can.
- Remember Me? • His elderly neighbor, Martha, calls Reece on a cold snowy night to check her furnace. It stopped working. But when Reece goes over, a hot stud of a young man greets him at the door, Martha’s grandson. Down in the basement, after lighting the pilot light, Reece sees a porn box with the grandson’s face on it. Now he remembers where he saw the young man before.
Art in DBTN 586 is by Shigeru and Master Bates.


