Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 581, released December 13, 2025. Subscriptions purchased in December 2025 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Learning Something New • “Richie, don’t go to bed without discovering something new each day,” Grandpa often tells Richie. And one day when Richie visits Grandpa, he sees, Hank, Grandpa’s hunky handyman. Richie sure wants to discover what is packed inside Hank’s duck canvas pants. Will Grandpa help Richie discover that?
• No, Sir, Teach Me • Being the butt of the joke isn’t anything new for Sid. But when the other gym class boys tease him that he thinks of sucking off Coach’s cock when he beats off, Sid gets a new idea. So does Coach.
• Bible Thumping Dad • A hotel mix-up forces Stan to share a room with Logan. Sadly, hot Logan reads the Bible. Logan is sure that the man’s cock is out-of-bounds. But when Logan’s son, Brian, shows up, new opportunities emerge.
• Bold Jeans • Taylor takes a web programming job at a small company that designs and makes jeans. Bold jeans that accentuate a man’s anatomy. The last thing he expects to do is model those jeans. So when the boss’s son, Scott, asks Taylor to model, Taylor is perplexed. Him? Model? Scott assures Taylor he is the demographic they want to target.
• The Wrong Ornaments • Family circumstances turn Christmas into a mens’ Christmas. They go all out and get a twenty foot Christmas Tree. Finding enough ornaments poses a challenge. And the wrong box of ornaments gets opened. “And, Grandpa, what does this do?” grandson, Liam, asks when he pulls a butt-plug out of the box.

Art in DBTN 581 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov.

Leif the Chosen One • Coming of Age by Valentine in Handjobs Anthology 17 — Leif waits patiently for two years for his father to return. When his father left two years ago, Leif was too ill to join his father and the other Vikings on their journey of conquest and mayhem.

It is nearly May Day when the drums wake Leif up in the middle of the night. The warriors are back, which means his father has arrived!

The warriors strip and drag Leif out into the chilly spring night. A man dressed as Freyr, the god of horses, scrapes off all of Leif’s hair. But Leif recognizes the man as his uncle, a man who fucked him regularly, pumping his ass full of semen to make Leif grow big and strong.

But where is his father? He is not with the other warriors. Until he hears something out on the fjord. A horn? An animal? What animal howls like that? The fog chills everyone’s bare skin. 

At first Leif recognizes the lone man appearing out of the mist on a ship. It is Father. But Freyr yells at Leif, “He’s not your father. He’s the God!”

The warriors tell Leif that he must offer himself of his own free will to the God. Then they toss him onto the ship with the God.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 580, released December 6, 2025. Subscriptions purchased in December 2025 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Badminton Butt • Dad scoffs when his son, Donald, joins the badminton team. Really? They let guys play badminton in high school? But his attitude changes when he watches how furiously his son plays… and how firm his butt becomes.
• The One That Got Away • After a teacher breaks his heart, Harris leaves Lubbock after graduating and ends up living in Perth, Australia. But while driving to a beach house he picks up a young hitch hiker from Lubbock. The son of the teacher who broke his heart.
• Secret Networks • The long hours of residency leave David exhausted. While taking a nap in the doctors’ lounge he overhears a doctor describe a middle-aged man who gets a drippy, hard boner during a prostate exam. The middle-aged man sounds like his father.
• Cock Snuggies • When he finds himself single and alone in the big house where he raised his children, Ralph wonders, ’What now?’ Discovering online videos of dads and sons doing it is what’s now. Would his son and grandson ever want to play like that too?
• Teaching an Old Dog New Tricks • Kevin isn’t so sure when fiancé Grant suggests they invite Kevin’s dad to play with them. But the dad turns out to be a lot of fun. Only he won’t let the boys fuck him. But is there a way to teach on old dog new tricks? Kevin and Grant think so.

Art in this DBTN 580 is by Shigeru and Narov.