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  • Buttery Spuds – in Dad’s Bedtime Tales vol 11

    Buttery Spuds in Dad’s Bedtime Tales vol 11

    Buttery Spuds in Dad’s Bedtime Tales vol 11. Mom chases Willy out of the house when he keeps complaining that there is nothing to do. It is her day off and she wants the house to herself.

    Willy runs over to the park, and then on to Grandpa Kevin’s place. Grandpa has a huge garden and Willy finds his grandfather working in his garden. He is barely wearing anything at all! When he kneels down, his balls drop out of his shorts.

    Grandpa has dug up some potato plants and is carefully putting the new potatoes in a basket.

    “Like potatoes, Willy?” Grandpa asks.

    “Guess so,” Willy says.

    “Guess so?” Grandpa asks in disbelief. “How could you not like fresh potatoes? Guess if all you know are those bland, tasteless corporate spuds your mom gets at Wal-Mart you don’t know any better. Let’s wash these off and go inside. I’ll show you what a real potato tastes like.”

    Inside, they carefully wash the potatoes and Grandpa notices one the size of his grandson’s balls. “Yup, looks like these two would fit perfectly inside your pants,” he says.

    Willy laughs. He picks up the largest potato in the basket and says, “This is your size, Grandpa! That’s how big your balls are!”

    Grandpa laughs. He’s not so sure. But there is only one way to find out. Compare the potato next to one of his big nuts… which leads to a whole log of fun between Grandpa and Willy.

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  • Itchy Bike Butt – in Michael Mitchell vol 2

    Itchy Butt Ride in Michael Mitchell vol 2

    Itchy Bike Butt in Michael Mitchell vol 2. You’ll find these charged paintings in Michael Mitchell vol 2 along with 75 other hot illustrations by Michael Mitchell which he made from us from 2004 through 2007.

    The story, Itchy Butt Butt, first appeared in the September 2005 issue of Handjobs Magazine. You can read it in Handjobs Anthology 35, starting on page 135.

    Dad buys his son new bicycling shorts, the ones Coach Honkers recommended. Thin and sheer. And when son puts them on, they are very snug and oh, so comfortable.

    But when he practices with Coach Honkers, the new shorts make him butt so itchy, Coach Honkers needs to investigate. It’s the type of butt itch only a big, hard, probing man cock can cure.

    And while Coach “cures” the boy’s itchy butt, his dad watches with approval.

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  • Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 564

    DBTN 564 Review pages

    Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 564, released August 16, 2025. Subscriptions purchased in August 2025 include this issue.

    Stories in this issue are:

    • Berry Picking • When Kevin gets on Mom’s nerves, Dad takes him for a ride out into the country. They find a berry thicket loaded with black berries. There are other cars there, but those guys aren’t picking berries. They are in the thicket picking guys.
    • A Win-Win • Brian’s identical twin brother Hal has a favor to ask. He wants to get into the pants of hot dad Bruce’s son, adorable Calvin. So he wants Brian to take Bruce out on a date so Hal can play with Calvin. It’s a win-win situation. What could possibly go wrong?
    • Hair on Fire • The peaceful village by the beach is abuzz. A sailing ship arrives and anchors in the cove. The naked villagers swim out to the ship and frighten the sailors. But a priest with flaming red hair attracts the attention of a father and a son.
    • Finding the Right Sport • Coach Ben is ashamed to talk about his son with the other coaches at the Coaches Convention. Boyd has no interest in sports. But Coach Jack knows that Ben just needs to find his son the right sport. Maybe Competitive Cocksucking is what Boyd wants to do. Jack’s son sure loves it.
    • Pudpulser for Dad • Brent doesn’t know what to get Dad for his birthday. He always gets a present he wants so that when Dad tires of it, he can have it. But Brent is too old to play that game. Or is he?

    Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 564 is by Lord Iron and Shigeru.

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