My Coach for Life in Rolando 2009: Coach White asks his athletes, “Have you seen Milo? He hasn’t attended gymnastics all month.”

What Milo’s fellow athletes don’t tell Coach is what Milo thinks of him. But Milo slips up. When he doesn’t know Coach is hiding in a stall, Milo tells the others, “Mr. White is a pussy!”

That’s when Coach pounces. “Maybe if you told good jokes, they would laugh more, Milo. My grandmother tells better jokes than you.”

Milo is stunned. He had no idea Coach White could hear him.

“How do you know I’m a pussy? You even know what a pussy is?” Coach asks Milo.

“I just… I was joking! Coach! You’re… you’re… getting a HARDON! F-fuck…” Milo stammers.

“Oh, yes. It’s something that happens to grown men when they’re pissed off or extremely horny! By the way, a pussy is something I fuck when I’m like this!” Coach tells Milo.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 561, released July 26, 2025. Subscriptions purchased in July 2025 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Menykos • Theo finds an 1831 travel guide written by intrepid Percival Grambly. So fascinated with what Percival writes about a monastery on the island of Menykos, Theo persuades his dad to travel there with him. However, along the way, Dad realizes how other men attract his son’s attention.
• Underneath My Roof • Finn turns his house and garage into three units. A bachelor pad for himself on the 2nd floor. A ground level apartment, and a studio above the garage. But when a divorced father rents the ground floor, Finn’s therapist friend thinks the father is fucking his son. Finn scoffs. “You watch too much porn,” he tells his friend. But could his friend be right?
• My Turn, Bro • After installing hidden security cameras in his house, Dad discovers that his older brother is having an affair with his son!
• Stan’s Boy is a Fun Boy • continued from DBTN 541 and 549, fireman Earl, an old friend of Stan’s, invites him and fun boy Max, to spend a weekend at the lakeside cottage. A place policemen and firemen bring their fun sons.
• Scratch My Back, I’ll Scratch Yours • Spencer’s dad takes his son to work with him. Dad doesn’t have an office. He drives a van delivering paper products to small restaurants. But he shows Spencer that in business you often have to scratch your customers’ backs so they can scratch yours.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 561 is by Shigeru and Narov.

The PUDman Cums in Handjobs Anthology 48: While showing his best friend, Hal, all the sex toys his parents have, Hal tries out the E-Z Rider and breaks it! Oh no! Now Matt has to order a new E-Z Rider and hope it arrives before his parents realize that their E-Z Rider is broken!

The folks at Butt Universe promise Matt that they can deliver a new E-Z Rider to him the next day.

When the delivery driver from PUD arrives the next day, he is so cute Matt wants to play with him.

“Special delivery for a Matt Hardman?” the PUDman asks. His smile makes Matt’s dick bounce. That, and the snake that’s filling out his pant leg. “A delivery from B-u-t-t U-n-i-v-e-r-s-e,” he says slowly. His grin makes Matt blush and makes his dick even harder.

The PUDman needs Matt to sign for it. When Matt goes into the kitchen to find a pen, the PUDman follows him. How long does it take for Matt to get out of his clothes? What about the PUDman?

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