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The Last Gays of Pompeii by Valentine in Handjobs Anthology 46: You probably learned about the last days of Pompeii in history class, but probably not anything about the Last Gays of Pompeii.

But in 79 A.D. when Vesuvius shot its wad, it trapped Keltus, Marcus, Petrus, Mellius, and others in the wreckage of a dungeon.

Debris blocks the stairs. Ash seals the broken wall. No one may free them for hours. How are they going to pass the time?

Their dad has some great ideas. Men can never be bored as long as they have their cocks, hands, mouths, and asses.

After draining their nuts, do they escape?

Grab Handjobs Anthology 46. Read The Last Gays of Pompeii. Jack off imagining how you would have spent the time with our brave heroes.

One in a Thousand in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 464: When son Dudley moans that the show he and his best friend were going to see has been canceled, Dad says, “Things like that happen.”

“Yeah, but we’ve been planning on going for months,” Dudley says. He pulls out a chair and sits down.

“Well, you’ll just need to find something else to do,” Dad says.

“Like what?” the son says.

The first thing that pops into Dad’s mind is that his son could masturbate with him. But as soon as that idea pops in his head he lets it fly away. Like that would ever happen.

But maybe it could. Inspired by a missionary as a boy, Dad’s kept a detailed diary of his whole life. He has a record of every single one of his orgasms in a special log. Each one is numbered. There are orgasms easily forgotten. OK orgasms. More than OK orgasms. Then there are the one in a thousand ones, orgasms so fantastic, so mind blowing, so delicious, they leave you quivering and whimpering and so fulfilled that if you died you would die a happy person, knowing that your life was the best life possible. These one-in-a-thousand orgasms Dad logs and describes in great detail.

Maybe an orgasm with his son could be one of these outstanding orgasms. Read all about it in One in a Thousand, one of the many stories in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 464.

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