Twin Uncles in Handjobs Anthology 20: Uncle Drew and Uncle Dustin are Billy Joel’s favorite uncles. They are always up to mischief of some kind, even as adults. Billy Joel’s dad used to get darn mad at them for some of the pranks they pulled at daily gatherings. Just this last Sunday, they disappeared upstairs right before dinner was ready.

The rest of the family had all sat down at the table when they came whooping down the stairs, bare-assed naked, except for headbands and feathers. They skipped out a war dance all around the table. Billy Joel’s sisters and aunts all giggled, but his dad and brothers were put out with their behavior.

The uncles sat on either side of Billy Joel. He couldn’t take his eyes off their big, bobbing dicks. They were both very hairy, something he noticed a long time ago. He had jacked off numerous times to the image of them. But getting to see them naked was more than he had ever hoped for. He sprang a boner like never before.

Do the twin uncles notice how hard their nephew is? If they do, will they have pranks for the lad?

Get Handjobs Anthology 20, turn to page 61, and discover the pranks Uncle Drew and Uncle Dustin play with Bill Joel when everyone leaves to see a movie.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 591, released February 21, 2026. Subscriptions purchased in February 2026 include this issue. Stories in this issue are:

• Find Your Son’s Learning Style • A wise man advises Dad that some boys need a more hands-on education to learn things. And what does hands-on mean? Is he to let his son touch him—everywhere?
• Wrong Address • Wes thinks the package from Raging Bull contains sex toys Grandpa or Dad bought. But he notices the label is for someone else. He doesn’t recognize the name, but Dad does. It’s Wes’s high school Coach. And the address says he lives nearby.
• The Brotherhood • You never forget your first, especially if it is your brother. Brother’s Nick and Corey keep their intimate bond a secret. But when brothers Zafif and Amir show up, maybe the brotherhood can expand.
• Fix Your Plumbing • Stewart’s eyes can’t stop looking at the bulges between men’s legs. A plumber shows up to fix some plumbing. Stewart nearly blurts out, “Golly, Mister. You must have a big one.” Then Dad tells his son that the plumber is here to fix Stewart’s plumbing.
• Whatever It Takes • “What’s the catch?” Stan asks Dad when Dad offers to let him stay home from school for two days. Dad wants Stan to help him and Uncle Joe drive over a thousand miles to deliver a part by 8 a.m. Monday morning. Along the way, at 3 in the morning, Stan wakes up alone in the van at rest area. Where are Dad and Uncle Joe?

Art in this issue is by Shigeru, Master Bates, and Narov.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 590, released February 14, 2026. Subscriptions purchased in February 2026 include this issue. Stories in this issue are:

• Good with Dogs and Boys • Dad discovers his son, Andrew, using a clandestine phone late at night. Right away he suspects that his brother, Scott, a sex maniac, is involved.
• Dying Wishes on Thin Ice • Grandpa is adamant that the ice on the lake is still safe. Son Clive and grandson Chester are not convinced. So when the ice cracks while they are ice fishing in the middle, death seems imminent. Grandpa convinces his son and grandson to confess the sex acts they want to enjoy before they die.
• The Full Experience • Vern falls for fellow theatre buff, Trent, on the first day of school. But Trent’s dad frightens Vern. The formidable man packs a big tool in his pants. A tool that can give Vern the full experience.
• Fire Hazard Inspection • Fire Marshal Paul and officer Ben show up with a search warrant when Raymond is home alone. The boy’s pile of cum rags underneath his bed is a fire hazard. So are the fumes wafting off the boy’s sac and butt crack.
• My Great Adventure • Rafi • continued from DBTN 589, Jasper settles into his window seat for the flight across the Atlantic. But when the cabin gets dark and quiet, a steward takes him to the front, and has him climb up into the crew’s rest compartment. The relief pilot, naked and stroking his cock on a bunk, greets the lad.

Art in this issue is by Shigeru and Narov.