Cap’n’s Kids by Jack Walden in Handjobs Anthology 21: Adventure describes this story better than any word.

Timmy and his friends go running when Cop Rockhard catch them skinny dipping in a swimming hole where swimming is not allowed. Though for Timmy, getting caught by Rockhard is half the fun, especially when the cop shows him his big, hard cock.

And after a whole lot of fun, Cop Rockhard takes Timmy to Cap’n’s Diner, run by Timmy’s dad, to eat naked!

“You got a no shirt/no service policy here?” the cop asks Timmy’s dad.

Dad leans over the counter to verify that the cop and his son’s bareness goes all the way down. Then his eyes flicked to the door to see that the Closed sign faces out. He doesn’t quite smile but his cigarette stub moves from one side of his mouth to the other as he unties his apron.

“Nope,” he finally answers, “not anymore,” and pulls the apron over his head, following it with his shirt. As he undoes his pants and lets them slide down his hairy legs, Rockhard puts a hand on Timmy’s shoulder. “This here son of yours is getting to be quite a big boy, Cap’n.”

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The Big Hole Ranch in Michael Mitchell vol 4: Originally published in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 33, these two illustrations are two of the eighty in this outstanding collection of Michael Mitchell’s art.

This collection covers the art Michael Mitchell made for us from 2014 through 2016.

Few artists capture the gratitude a young man shows when a big man feeds him his first real cock. Or shows the lad that his hole is made for riding cock like a cowboy.

The Big Hole Ranch illustrations show a foreman teaching a new ranch hand how to care for Thunder, a stallion that gets the foreman worked up when he fucks.

Michael Mitchell perfectly captures the dynamics between the beefy foreman and the naive ranch hand.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 560, released July 19, 2025. Subscriptions purchased in July 2025 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Scrolling Past Midnight • While scrolling past midnight, buried under his covers, Frank discovers a photo online of his dad’s dick. He recognizes the distinct birthmark at the base of the shaft. How did that phot get online? Wouldn’t you like to know?
• Healing Therapy • Therapist Vidar recognizes the man who comes to see him. It is the hot ER doctor he saw earlier. The doctor has an emotional issue. He keeps thinking of fucking his son. Vidar’s heard that before. But when the son shows up for a therapy session a few days later, things get complicated.
• Charity Begins at Home • Aaron wants to know what Grandpa Wess means when he says, “Charity begins at home.” Grandpa Wess tells Aaron he needs to learn to love himself first. To be kind to himself, and not fret so much about the thoughts he has when he jacks off.
• Dump Him Already • Sly wants his sister to dump her boyfriend, Dillon. He’s jealous. Dillon is the son his father always wanted, athletic, into sports. What Sly doesn’t know is that Dillon is really after his dad, not his sister.
• Plump, Fragrant Apricots • Dad takes his son, Tanzer, to visit the little town where he grew up. A town famous for its plump apricots. In fact Dad’s first experience was with Uncle Oztem in the apricot orchard.

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 560 is by Lord Iron, dv dickie, and Shigeru.