Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 498, released May 11, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in May 2024 include this issue.
- The Man Wants Some Action • Uncle Mitch shows up in a brand new convertible. When he offers to take nephew Ben for a ride, Dad doesn’t object. But would he if he knew Uncle Mitch and Ben are about to encounter a trucker wanting some action?
- Me Time With Dad • For Mothers Day, Dad sends Mom off on a luxurious, two week long Nile cruise. When Dad and son, Richard, are alone, Richard wants to know if he is going to beat off a lot. But Dad surprises Richard by letting him know he likes his me time.
- When a Dad Knows Too Much • Detective Zane knows better than to try the new handheld spectroscope at home. Does he really want to see how much semen is on his son’s bed? But he doesn’t know what to do when he discovers that his son’s bed has his son’s semen and the semen of a male 35 to 45 years old.
- What If He Likes It? • Carson investigates the village of Ridgetoss to see if it is suitable candidate to build a facility. On his third night there, he runs into two brothers at a brewery. They can tell Carson is an outsider. So the older one asks Carson if knows how to give it to a man.
- Portal to the Other Side • At night, Hans watches videos of naked men doing all kinds of things. But he can’t figure out where such men exist. However, when he starts his apprenticeship, Hans’s curiosity about the nearby old church from Medieval times leads him to discover a portal to that other world.
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 498 is by Shigeru and Master Bates.
