Month: September 2023

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 466, released September 30, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.

• Don’t Forget Blake’s Appointment • Dad does not want to take his son, Blake, to the doctor. The last time he did Dad nearly lost it when he saw Dr. Cutter, the doctor treating Blake’s elbow. He struggled to keep from yanking the doctor’s trousers down and mashing his face into the doctor’s bush. Can Dad control his powerful urges again?
• Fucking Man • You know about Burning Man. But do you know anything about Fucking Man? Read DBTN 466 and you will.
• Did You Suck My Dick? • Jim likes hooking up with younger women. So when he sees hot Taylor in the park, he gambles going home with her even though her brother tags along. Fortunately they live in a big house and Taylor and Jim get it on without her little brother disturbing them. But when she blindfolds him and sucks him off, Jim questions who actually sucked him.
• No Place to Hide • Davey fumes when he discovers Dad and Uncle Wilbur laughing over a video of him beating off. They also have a video of his cousin beating off. How can he get even?
• Dad, I’ll Do the Upgrades • continued from DBTN 465 Scott climbs down from Butler Ridge. He saw his dad fooling around with cute, young guy in the neighborhood. So what should he do about it?

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 466 is by Shigeru and Narov.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales vol 22 contains the last collection of the Dad’s Bedtime Tales stories we published on our old website back in 2014. And among them is Dad’s Hammock.

Ever since Benjy’s Dad bought the hammock, Dad spends all his free time hanging out in it. He likes to grab a few beers and relax in his hammock.

Benjy doesn’t use the hammock. He thinks since Dad bought it, he should use it.

And since it is so dark and the only one who can see him is Mr. Snake-In-His-Pants, he pulls his dick and balls out too.

Mr. Snake-In-His-Pants once told Benjy, “Anyway, if you need anything, Benjy, just let me know.” Can’t Mr. Snake-In-His-Pants see what Benjy wants? What with him swinging in the hammock and stroking his dick while Mr. Snake-In-His-Pants looks at him from his bedroom window?

So does Benjy get what he wants? Get Dad’s Bedtime Tales vol 22 and find out!

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 465, released September 23, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.

• A Desk by a Window • Stanley agrees to go back to the office if he gets a desk by a window. However, one day he sees Dad having lunch with Simon, the cute, young, new hire Stanley supervises. Dad and Simon look like they are in love, holding hands and kissing! Simon takes longer than an hour for the lunch. And Stanley is sure he came back to work with a load of Dad’s cum in his butt.
• All the Way to Timbuktu • While waiting to hop a passing train, a farmer tells Nick to wait for a train with a particular whistles. Two short toots, followed by a long wail, and ending with a short toot. “That’s the train you want to hop.” He waits for that train, and when he hops on, the engineer lets Nick into the cab.
• Fitting with Plenty of Give • Jackson does not want to go to cousin Nikki’s wedding. But Dad insists. And when Nick says he doesn’t have a suit, Dad takes him to Almen’s. The tailors there know how to measure a man so there is plenty of give in his crotch.
• Scheduling Conflict • Calix is bummed when his busy father, an audit executive, can’t take him to the Halloween party because of a scheduling conflict. And the father can’t let Calix go to the party with super-hung Uncle Hank. Not with Uncle Hank and Calix going as Batman and Robin, dressed in tights, with Hank’s basket on full display!
• Dad, I’ll Do the Upgrades • Scott wonders why his dad won’t tell him the passcodes on his MacBook, iPad, and iPhone when he offers to upgrade the software on all of them. What is Dad hiding? Scott wonders. He’s visiting Dad for a week and one day while Dad is out, a cute, neighbor boy rings the doorbell and asks, “Is Boyd here?” Why does a hot, fuckable kid like that want to see his dad?

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 465 is by Shigeru and Narov.

Scheduling Conflict is coming June 23 in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 465.

“Dad, can you go with me to the Halloween party?” Calix asks his dad.

Busy Dad, an Audit Executive, likes to be precise. So he asks his son, “When is it?”

Calix rolls his eyes. “On October 31st, Dad! When else?!” he moans.

Dad checks his calendar. “So I come back from Zurich on October 5. I have to be in Montreal October 18 through 21. Shit. I have to leave for Tokyo on October 26 and won’t be home until November 5. Sorry to disappoint you, son, but I’ll be away on October 31. If I could I’d reschedule the Tokyo trip, but we’re auditing a branch of one of our largest clients and that trip is cast in concrete,” Dad says.

But when Calix tells Dad that he and Uncle Hank are going to the Halloween Party dressed as Batman and Robin, Dad knows he can not allow that. His super hung brother Hank always lorded his endowment over him. Scheduling conflict or not, Dad can’t let his son go with his hung uncle in tights, showing off his big endowment, to a party!

So how can Dad stop his son from going with his hung uncle to that party? Especially since he is going to be in Tokyo? The answer is in DBTN 465 coming this Saturday.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be among the first to get DBTN 465 this coming Saturday, September 23.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 464, released September 16, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.

• One in a Thousand • Dad looks forward to a day alone so he can have a glorious time masturbating. Something he doesn’t get to do as often as he likes. Maybe he can take the time and have a one in a thousand orgasm. But his son, Dudley gets a text. He won’t be leaving the house after all. Will Dad get his one in a thousand orgasms now?
• Be the Best • Dad always tells his son, Yodsak, “It doesn’t matter what you do, Yodsak. Be the best and you’ll always be busy. Be the best, that is the key.” But Yodsak hears about this john where he can suck dick. He fears going there because if Dad finds out Dad will be so mad. But he can’t resist his urges.
• Ripe for Sucking • In autumn when football players practice, ex-coach Bill loves watching the players practice. With eyes closed he can smell the pheromones wafting off the balls of players who are ripe for sucking.
• The Secret Time Capsule • Kent discovers a secret time capsule while digging a trench on the grounds of the old high school. Grandpa Andre graduated from that high school. And in the time capsule Kent finds a letter Grandpa Andre wrote to his future self fifty years ago.
• The Move • Dad comes up with a cheaper way to move his son’s family. They rent a truck and Dad and son drive the truck to their new place. When they stop for the night at a motel, Dad insists on sleeping in the back of the truck to keep burglars away. But during the night the son sees a stranger sneaking into the back of the truck.

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 464 is by Shigeru and Narov.