Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 495, released April 20, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in April 2024 include this issue.
- Earth Daddy’s Fat One • Bernard loves working in his garden naked. So he is surprised when a strapping young man knocks on his door and asks if he has any work for him. “Dad says you have a huge garden, more than you can handle by yourself. Even a few hours a week would be great.” Who is this boy?
- Start at the Bottom • When he has no luck finding a job, Gordon’s dad offers him a job in his company. “Sure, I can give you a job, but you’ll have to start at the bottom like everyone else.” Little does Gordon know how hard working at the bottom is.
- Uncle Allen Teaches Me How to Fly • Bruce knows he will need to fly a lot on his own at his new job. It makes him nervous. But Uncle Allen flies all the time on business. He will show him the ropes. As well as the benefits of arriving at the airport. And how to handle fellow fliers who spread their legs and show off big baskets in the waiting area.
- Memoir of a Librarian • His professor encourages Unax to look for new ideas in the library. But Unax discover much more than new ideas in the quiet library. He discovers a daring professor who enjoys eating ass and fucking boys in the library.
- I Know What Dad is Thinking • Xabi’s fingers tingle when he gets Dad to try on the brainwave interpreting earbuds when they workout. Xabi’s lab has worked for decades to perfect the earbuds which interpret what a person things and imagines. So what goes through his mind when Dad works out with his son?
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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 495 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, and shigeru .