Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 492

DBTN 492 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 492, released March 30, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in March 2024 include this issue.

  • Pretending To Be Bob • Clive discovers that hot, handsome Bob, gives Grandpa Scott hour long massages with a happy ending. But one day Clive sneaks into Grandpa Scott’s place to watch Bob give a massage. And he sees a text message on his grandpa’s phone that Bob can’t make it. So can Clive pretend to be Bob and give Grandpa Scott a happy massage?
  • Bikini Car Wash • What is a horny neighbor supposed to do when the hot young guy next door washes his car wearing next to nothing? Doesn’t the ‘show me yours, show me mine’ rule apply? Read DBTN 492 to find out.
  • Two Holes • Glory hole aficionados share information about great glory holes. And a john with two glory holes so buddies can get sucked off together must be explored.
  • I’d Seduce Your Dad • Henry falls asleep when he gets stoned. But at a party when his friends think Henry has passed out, Henry overhears his friends say they want to seduce his dad. Not if he can help it.
  • The Next Time • Good parenting means fulfilling promises you make to your kids. So if you promise your son that the next time the two of you get naked and play that you are going to take care of his butt, well you better come through and take care of his butt. Because if you don’t, someone else will.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 492 is by Michael Mitchell and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 491

DBTN 491 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 491, released March 23, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in March 2024 include this issue.

  • Are You a Chicken Hawk, Uncle Chris? • When nephew Galan, an avid bird watcher, visits Uncle Chris, he checks out the nearby park. It is famous for its wild birds. But Nephew comes back disappointed. “I didn’t see any chicken hawks,” Galan says with a sigh. “I read online that the place is filled with them.” So it is up to Uncle Chris to explain what a chicken hawk is.
  • Sweat the Truth Out • Fenris campaigns for his father, Peter. But a dad and a son tell Fenris that his father is a cocksucker. Fenris does not believe them. However his father detects something troubles his son. So he lights up the outdoor sauna to sweat the truth out of his son.
  • Sodom in the Woods • Our retiree sells his place in the city and buys a motel in the woods. Because he lets guys do what they want, the place gets the reputation for being Sodom in the Woods. But when a wholesome man and his son show up to stay, our retiree isn’t sure they know what goes on at his motel.
  • I Know What You Did • Continued from I Know What You Did Last Halloween in DBTN 472, our stepdad can only learn so much about what his stepson, Silvio, does until he has to find out for himself just how tight his stepson’s holes are.
  • Two Degrees of Separation • When Conrad sees how hot his son’s new friend’s dad is, he realizes only two degrees separate him from the hot man. Two degrees is fate, is it not?

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 491 is by Rolando Mérida, Dick Wad, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 490

DBTN 490 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 490, released March 16, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in March 2024 include this issue.

  • Truthy’s Good Advice • Stretch looked forward to teaching his son how to make the ladies happy. But his son doesn’t want that. He just wants to learn how to make guys happy. Can drinking pal, Truthy, give Stretch good advice?
  • Good Gays, Evil Gays • Harold is upbeat when gays move in next door. People he knows all are happy with their gay neighbors. But there are good gays, and there are evil gays. And it is evil gays who moved in next door to Harold.
  • Gaming Night by Madakou • continued from DBTN 485, hiding behind a couch, Caleb can’t help but stroke off as he listens to the man of the house fuck his friend.
  • The Source of My Inspiration • Inventor Luke with nearly a thousand patents gets invited to give speeches. Everyone wants to hear how he comes up with his ideas. But he can’t tell them the truth. That ideas come to him when he jacks off.
  • A Little Family Get Together • Coach Bill relaxes in the sauna after a wild day at school. His team is going on to regionals. Everyone is celebrating. Coach Bill thinks he is alone, but he sees his son-in-law, his assistant coach, walk into the showers and plant a big dildo on the shower wall.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 490 is by Madakou, Narov, and Shigeru.

Truthy’s Good Advice is Coming March 16

Truthy’s Good Advice illustration

Truthy’s Good Advice is coming March 16 in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 490.

Truthy sees his friend, Scratch, deep in thought at the bar counter. So he asks, “Troubles at home? Problems at work? What’s going on, Scratch?”

“It’s a hard thing to explain,” Scratch tells Truthy.

“Try me,” Truthy says. “I swear there isn’t anything I haven’t heard before.”

But Scratch isn’ so sure. It’s a personal problem. Involving cocks. His son’s cock to be specific. Scratch was looking forward to showing his son, Dimple, what it is a man does to make a woman happy. Scratch’s father had a great time showing his son how women enjoy being touched. They two must have played with at least twenty women together so his father could give Scratch a thorough and proper education on the art of making love.

However, Scratch realizes those are lessons his son does not want. Not in the least. Dimple wants to learn how to make another man happy. He has no interest in making women happy.

So can Truthy give Scratch good advice? And will Scratch take Truthy’s advice? And if Scratch can’t teach his son the art of making love to a woman, what can he teach his son?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be among the first to get DBTN 490 this coming Saturday, March 16, around 7 a.m., Pacific Time.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 489

DBT 489 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 489, released March 9, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in March 2024 include this issue.

  • You’re Not Getting Any, Are You? • Manning a trade show booth all on his own exasperates Frank. Fortunately, Dale, the manager of the booth next door gives him a helping hand. He also detects that Frank is not getting any at home. Luckily for Frank, Dale has a solution, his son Allen.
  • Golden Boy • Dr. Stanley exams the privates of new recruits. The Army can’t have diseased boys joining the ranks. But Stanley is also looking for golden boys. Recruits with male assets Army Intelligence can use to spy on enemy officers.
  • Adjusting a Boy’s Attitude • Marco can spot when a boy with a bad attitude needs a good fucking. His own son, Nino, has taught him that a good prodding is what it takes. One day a spoiled brat shows up in his caffè and demands to be served just as Marco is closing the shop. Marco will serve him, but not before adjusting the boy’s attitude.
  • Suck It Up! • Tyler escapes from the dorm when Jax and Dennis need another roommate to fill their large loft. They all laugh when Dennis tell them that his drill sergeant dad always tells him to, “Suck it up.” But when Tyler sees a photo of the drill sergeant he knows what he wants to suck up.
  • I’ve Seen This Cock Before • If you suck cock anonymously in a public john, you have no control over who is going to shove their dick through the glory hole. And our dad discovers he enjoys sucking cock when he a new life once all the kids leave the next. But one day a cock he has seen before pops through the glory hole. Whose cock is it?

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 489 is by Lord Iron, Master Bates, and Shigeru.