Month: March 2024

You’re Not Getting Any? is coming March 9 in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 489.

Frank has to man his company’s booth at the trade show all by himself. Fortunately, Dale who is running the booth next to his has a full staff and can lend Frank a helping hand. He mans the booth when Frank has to step away. And does it well. Dale’s run booths at trade shows for decades. He knows what to do.

At the end of the trade show, Frank thanks Dale by taking him out to dinner. They find a private booth in a steak house and have a good time.

But Dale can tell from Frank’s demeanor that there is trouble at home. So he bluntly asks Frank, “You’re not getting any, are you?”

Frank mumbles around, not knowing how to respond to such a personal question. “What makes you think that?” he says.

“You’re not relaxed the way a guy who is getting it regularly is,” Dale says. “But I understand. I was in the same boat, not getting enough, well, actually hardly getting any.”

“So what did you do? I seldom meet a man more relaxed as you,” Frank says.

So how did Dale solve the problem of not getting any? Will he show Frank the solution?

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 488, released March 2, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in March 2024 include this issue.

• Due Diligence • Lawyer Clark needs to check out a campground a client wants to buy. Will it be suitable to run a boys camp there? So Clark takes neighbor boy, Sidney with him. Sidney is keen on being a lawyer. He thinks all they do is have sex. So is that true?
• My Dad Does That for Me • Buck feels guilty that jock Scott broke his arm and his leg. He goes over to Scott’s place to see if he can help with things. You know, like jacking off? But he discovers that Scott’s dad has that all taken care of.
• He’s Gone Off His Rocker • Alex goes home to make sure Dad is OK. His sister claims, “He’s gone off his rocker.” But Alex discovers something new about his dad.
• Out of Our Hair • Grandpa is not happy when his son and daughter-in-law drop off their son, Kyle. The boy is driving them nuts. They need him out of their hair. At least for a day. However, Grandpa has a hot date all lined up. He’s starving for cum. So now how is he going to get the cum he desperately needs?
• Don’t Look Down • Every year Dad goes on a trek around Glacier Dome. Though he is afraid of heights, Brad convinces Dad to take him along on the five day trek. And near the end, after crossing a terrifying hanging bridge, Brad discovers why Dad makes the trek every year. Naked men.

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 488 is by Shigeru and Narov.