Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 279, the February 29th, 2020, issue is here. If you are a subscriber, you’ll find it in your My-Account page. New subscriptions ordered during February 2020 will include this issue so subscribe today and get it as well as Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletters 275 through 279, and all upcoming issues through July 2020.
Stories in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 279 are:
Jun Is In Trouble • Chao is upset. His husband, Dave, the principal of Ballmore High, comes home and tells Chao that his nephew, Jun, is in trouble. Read DBTN-279 to find out how Chao and his husband rescue Jun.
Diva Across the Hall • Dustmop’s loves spying at the other apartment residents at night through the keyhole. The apartment building comes alive after midnight with guys in leather, whores, or as his mother calls them, “hoors”. But Dustmop doesn’t know what to make of the gorgeous movie star who sneaks into his grandfather’s apartment across the hallway in the middle of the night. Who is she? Get DBTN-279 and find out.
Uncles Bob and Bob • Nathaniel smiles when he visits his hunky Uncle Bob and finds him sprawled out without any clothes on. But what about Nathaniel’s other Uncle Bob? Where is he?
The Power Is Out • Andy is sure Dad is preparing for a date when he gets home and finds the house filled with lit candles. But, Dad doesn’t have a boyfriend coming over. The power is out, so Dad’s got candles burning everywhere.
Big Daddy’s Hot Dog • Brothers Brent and Holder return to the small town farmers market to look for the hot guy at Big Daddy’s Hot Dog. But the farmers market is packed. Big Daddy and his son are too busy servicing customers for either of them to play with the brothers. Or are they?
Lord Iron 3 – The Later Years is here! This is our third collection of Lord Iron’s illustrations. It covers the Lord Iron illustrations we published in Dad’s Bedtime Tales volumes 14 through 22, and in our Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletters volumes 001 through 080. It is Lord Iron’s art we used from March 2011 to May of 2016 in our Dad’s Bedtime Tales stories.
Some of the stories the illustrations in Lord Iron 3 are from include:
Marine Son Comes Home – no words are needed to see the warm welcome the marine son gets when he comes home after a tour of duty.
Dad Answers My Question – a son’s questions get thoroughly answered in these illustrations
Dads, Keep Your Bedroom Door Closed! – an illustration warning what can happen when a dad leaves his bedroom door open
Thumbing It – you’ve never seen thumbs have this reaction
First Cummer – let your mind wander as to what this Lord Iron illustration depicts
The Bigger the Load – can a load get any bigger?
Manseed – male fertility perfectly illustrated
Dad’s Pride and Joy – what could fill a dad so full of pride and joy
It’s Your Duty to Teach Him – someone has to teach these lessons
It’s been a joy putting this collection together of sixty-three Lord Iron illustrations. We never tire looking at his illustrations, and we are sure neither will you. We are sure you will enjoy this third collection of Lord Iron’s art.
We released Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 278 on February 22, 2020. If you are a subscriber, you’ll find it in your My-Account page. New subscriptions ordered during February 2020 will include this issue so subscribe today and get it as well as Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletters 275, 276, 277, and all upcoming issues through July 2020.
Stories in this issue are:
Accidental Peeking • Sam discovers that the drone they use to monitor the trees in the park is handy. With it he can “accidentally” check on what is happening in his neighborhood.
Coach’ll Take Care of You • Principal Orman introduces Damon to Coach Mathers. He tells the coach, “I’ve seen videos of him on the pommel horse and he puts our gymnast to shame.” And he tells Damon, “Coach’ll take care of you.”
Survive • Our sailor has one last challenge waiting for him, surviving for thirty days on an uninhabited island. He drops from the helicopter onto the beach. But he has no tools, no food, not even any clothes.
Big Daddy’s Hotdogs • Brothers Brent and Holder laugh when they visit a small town farmers market and spot Big Daddy’s Hotdogs, manned by a hunky, big daddy.
Waiting for a Spark • Tension in the air is palpable when brothers Clark and Abe check in on their dad and their visit is interrupted by Dad’s personal trainer.
We’re adding the 2009 issues of HJMag to our online shop. We don”t have any printed copies anymore, but you can purchase the download versions. If you want them all, purchase the Handjobs 2009 Bundle. You can get all 12 issues for the price of 9 with the bundle.
We released Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 277 on February 15, 2020. If you are a subscriber, you’ll find it in your My-Account page. New subscriptions ordered during February 2020 will include this issue so subscribe today and get it as well as Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletters 275 and 276, and all upcoming issues through July 2020.
Stories in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 277 are:
Choke On This, Luke • Charlie comes home for the first time in a while to discover that his sister has broken up with her long-time boyfriend, Luke. It’s Charlie’s chance to see if Luke can take his double-wide shaft down his throat. Can he? Find out in DBTN 277.
A Sticky Situation • Mr.Ness finds himself in a situation. His son’s best friend, Vinny, begs him not to tell his dad that he is visiting Mr. Ness’s son.
Give ’Em Something to Smile About • Will interns for Uncle Lance at his uncle’s prestigious law firm. He quickly learns that success in business is all about presenting yourself in a way that makes others smile.
Two Man Seesaw • A torrential rain forces a driver to seek shelter in a pub. There, a young man teaches him a game two men can play that he never imagined.
Show Me • George learns the hard way that sometimes when your son asks, “Show me,” it’s best to ignore the plea, otherwise things can snowball out of control.