Month: July 2023

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 457, released July 29, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in July 2023 include this issue.

• God is Watching • “Even when you are all alone, God is watching you,” Dean’s grandmother told him all the time. So when he jacks off in his bedroom, he hides underneath the sheets to play with himself. Until Uncle Jerrod comes for a visit and discovers his nephew cocooned underneath his sheets.
• Closed for Cleaning • Joost can’t stop getting boners when he cleans the hotel’s Men’s Fitness Center. The guys in there stroll about naked with all their equipment jostling about. He sees some barely hiding erections in the sauna. And in the steam room? When he closes it for cleaning he has to wait for anyone using it to leave first. And if they don’t leave? What then?
• Good Guys Don’t Do That • When Carlos shows a temper, Dad tells older brother, Julio, “Some times boys act up when they aren’t draining their nuts. Sometimes an older brother has to step in and show his little brother how to do that. Remember how much better you felt when I taught you how to take care of your nuts?”
• Rectal is Better • Doctor Phil enjoys pranking his younger brother, Seth. And his latest prank, convincing Seth that he can use his finger as a rectal thermometer, is his best prank ever.
• Trust Is Earned, Son • Detective Dad tells his son, Sawyer, “Trust is earned, not given.” But when Sawyer discovers an AirTag Dad hid in his backpack to track his whereabouts, Sawyer decides it is time Dad earn his trust.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 457 is by Lord Iron, Michael Mitchell, and Shigeru.

You’ll find the 1992 stories of Handjobs Magazine in Handjobs Anthology volume 2, including Firehose.

Readers ask us, “Which is the best Handjobs Anthology?” It’s like asking a parent, which is your favorite child? It’s an impossible question to answer. Read them all and decide for yourself which Handjobs Anthology is best.

And when the firemen get all pumped up showing the new kid their moves, bulges grow bigger and bigger.

So can the new kid take it when the firemen pounce on him, strip him naked, and initiate him? And how does the new, young recruit get the nickname Firehose? You’ll have to read the tale to find out.

Take your dick out and make it happy by reading Firehose in Handjobs Anthology volume 2, and the many other stories in this, possibly your favorite, Handjobs Anthology.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 456, released July 22, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in July 2023 include this issue.

• Poor Dad • Ben feels sorry for Dad when he discovers Dad slept the night on the couch. But a few nights later when Ben catches Dad on the couch, late at night, Dad is having a lot of fun jacking off with other Dads on his phone.
• This Is Your Room, Son • So why did Dad pick the room way in the back to be his bedroom, our son wonders. Then he discovers that next door is a firehouse. And he has a direct view into the communal shower the firemen use.
• Oasis of No Return • Dharm asks what is beyond the north gates of the oasis. “The Oasis of No Return,” his guide tells him. The guide wont’t take him there. If he wants to go, he’ll have to cross the desert on his own.
• You Seem Like a Fun Dad • Dad makes his wife happy when he tells her that he’ll take their son, Gavin, with him on his business trip. Gavin’s a handful and she does not want to deal with him on her own. But when Dad and Gavin arrive at their hotel, a wet, beefy guy, with no sense of modesty, wearing just a skimpy speedo, jumps into the elevator with them. Maybe bringing Gavin along wasn’t such a good idea.
• Hot as a Firecracker Sheriff • Sandy could install the chlorinator on his own. But with his mechanical husband, Jonathan, gone why not have Dad help?

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 456 is by Shigeru, DV Dickie, and Narov.

You’ll find the last stories of Handjobs Magazine in Handjobs Anthology volume 53, including Stuffing Big Ed. Stories from our June 2014 through October 2014 Handjobs Magazine issues, the final issues of Handjobs Magazine, are in this book.

Readers ask us, “Which is the best Handjobs Anthology?” It’s like asking a parent, which is your favorite child? It’s an impossible question to answer. Read them all and decide for yourself which Handjobs Anthology is best.

So can Big Ed make Aiden feel better? Does Aiden take Big Ed up on his offer when the man says, “Let Big Ed make you feel better.”? You bet he does.

You’ll enjoy reading Stuffing Big Ed in Handjobs Anthology volume 53, and the many other stories in this, possibly your favorite, Handjobs Anthology.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 455, released July 15, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in July 2023 include this issue.

• Naked Three Legged Race • Dad swats Buck’s butt when the boy slides down the banister and flies through the air. “How many times do I have to tell you that the banister is not a slide?” Dad yell. But Buck doesn’t care. Uncle Clive is here. And Buck hopes his uncle is going to take them to that beach with the naked men.
• Cleave My Butt • When he goes to wake up his son so they don’t miss their plane flight, Dad happens to glance at his son’s diary. He wishes he had not. Because he reads how his son wants his father to cleave his butt and breed him.
• Eyes Shut Tight • Delivering beer and spirits opens Francis’s eyes to another world. A gay bar with a dark, back room with a sling, the dungeon. His boss warns him, “This place is notorious,” Hank said. “If you ever end up here when you’re out partying, stay out of the dungeon.” But Francis has to see what kind of men go to that bar. The last man he expects to see lined up to enter the notorious gay bar, late at night, is his father.
• Up Against a Homo • Piper warns his older brother, Trent, that a strong competitor at an upcoming swim meet is a homo. But does Trent care?
• Extreme Stress Relief • When stress at work kills Dad’s back, he begs his son to bring his massage partner over to the house to relieve his stress.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 455 is by DV Dickie, Narov, and Shigeru.