Month: July 2023

You’ll find the earliest stories of Handjobs Magazine in Handjobs Anthology volume 1, including Swimmer’s Secrets. All ninety stories from the 1991 issues of Handjobs Magazine are in this book.

What started as playful stories, a daddy-boy couple wrote for each other, and hid underneath each other’s pillows to read when they went to bed, became Handjobs Magazine. And the stories from the April through December 1991 issues of Handjobs Magazine became Handjobs Anthology volume 1.

Coach observes his swimmers well. And when he sees a swimmer like Jake who needs more action than swimming, Coach knows what to do.

You’ll enjoy reading Swimmer’s Secrets in Handjobs Anthology volume 1, along with all the other stories.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 454, released July 8, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in July 2023 include this issue.

• Wedged In • Denko loves watching the game with Dad and Uncle Ralph, especially when he’s wedged in between them. But when his favorite pitcher walks out onto the mound, Denny’s gym shorts can’t hide the boner he throws. Uncle Ralph notices. So does Dad.
• Reacharound • Doctor Dad discovers a medical loophole when his son, Marcus, can’t jack off himself. You see, Marcus made a pledge to not defile himself. The hot, youth pastor convinced Marcus that playing himself meant he lacked discipline. A reacharound medical procedure keeps his son’s juices flowing and healthy.
• Rise ’n Fall by Madakou • continued from DBTN 449, Cowboy Uncle shows nephew Jay that horses aren’t the only to ride out west.
• More Than Landscaping • When son borrows his dad’s pickup to get landscaping supplies, he discovers that Dad and his business partner are much more than just business partners.
• Or You Could Just Eat My Butt • Sam enjoys helping his parents run their motel. When he’s out changing lights and sweeping around, he gets to check out the hunky truckers and business men who stay at the motel. But his head spins when he hears a businessman talk about how much he enjoys snacking on his boy’s butt.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 454 is by Lord Iron, Madakou, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 453, released July 1, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in July 2023 include this issue.

• If I Don’t Suck It, Somebody Else Will • For the past week Dad tells everyone, “Connor is coming home!” But when Connor comes home, Dad hardly recognizes his son. Connor went away a boy. He came home a man. A stud. And when Dad sees his son in his underwear, he thinks, “If I don’t suck it, somebody else will.”
• Thick Fog • Thick fog keeps the ferry from running. And when ferry attendant, Parker, walks by the cars waiting for the ferry, he notices the baskets of the father and son sitting in one of the cars. The father catches Parker checking them out.
• My Favorite Ride • Mom’s special friend, handy man Hank, takes Lewis to Big D., an amusement park. Lewis’s favorite ride is the Ferris wheel. After riding it with Lewis, it becomes Hank’s favorite ride too!
• Withholding Evidence • The police show up looking for two escaped inmates. Dad knows nothing about them. But son Connor knows. He hides in the closet until the police leave. Connor has evidence of the inmates, in his mouth and up inside his butt. How did it get there? Of course you want to know.
• For Mature Audiences Only • Mom makes Jeremy leave the room whenever a movie comes on with the warning: For Mature Audiences Only. But when Grandpa Russ arrives to take care of Jeremy, he knows his grandson is mature enough.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 453 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, and Shigeru.