Month: June 2022

Serving It Cold is coming July 2, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 401.

Donny moans, “It’s so cold!”

“It’s supposed to be,” his dad says.

Donny and his dad have flown from hot summer to freezing cold winter. Donny loves going fishing with Dad. So when Dad said, “Pack your bags, we’re going fishing,” Donny hopped to it.

But Donny shivers when they reach their destination, a frozen lake in the Andes of southern Argentina.

“There is your hut. It is stocked with provisions and fishing gear. Enjoy your stay,” their guide says. He leaves Donny and Dad all alone at the edge of the frozen lake.

Dad takes Donny across the frozen lake. Maybe the hut will be warmer. But it is as cold inside the hut as it is outside.

So can Dad warm up Donny? Or will their ice fishing trip be freezing cold the whole time?

In Serving It Cold, Dad thinks of an imaginative way to get his son warm.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 401 this Saturday, July 2, and read how Dad gets Donny nice and toasty. You’ll also get each Saturday’s issue for the next six months, 26 issues in all.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 400, released June 25, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in June 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Mr. Stuff-It-In-My-Butt • continued from Mr. Stuff-It-In-My-Face in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 399, Dad finds it amusing that his son’s co-worker thinks he is hot and that he calls him Mr. Stuff-It-In-My-Face. Dad’s son, Clark, is about to find out that Dad is Mr. Stuff-It-In-My-Butt too.
• Dad’s Stalker • Nash discovers that his professor dad has a student, a guy no less, who stalks him. And when Dad hints that he knows how to do it with guys, Nash worries.
• Learning to Obey • The Commandant points out to Hernando a rookie, Pablo, who needs to learn how to obey. Hernando knows how to get boys to behave. They are like puppy dogs. Give them something they like, and they will do anything for you. Read DBTN 400 to find out what Hernando has to do to make Pablo behave.
• Trucking with Grandpa • Harold can’t control his son, Stan. So he asks the boy’s Grandfather, a trucker, to lend him a hand. So the grandfather offers to take Stan out on the road. “You’re allowed to do that?” Harold says. “I’m an independent trucker, son. No one gives a shit what I do. All I have to do is deliver the goods on time,” Grandpa says. “Besides, I’d enjoy spending a week alone with my grandson. I hardly know him.”
• Not Just Another Father’s Day • “Pack your bags, Homer,” Dad says. They are off on a trip. Homer groans when he learns they are going to see a soccer match. But, Dad and his long time best bud, Jeff, surprise Homer more than he can imagine.

Artists in DBTN 400

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 400 is by Rolando Mérida and Shigeru.

Dad’s Stalker is coming June 25, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 400.

Nash asks, “May I be excused?” He can only stand so much dinner talk when his parents invite fellow professors over for a meal.

He goes to his room. Though he can still hear his parents and the other professors laughing late into the night.

But as the guests leave, he hears his dad and Professor Plum talking nearby.

“By the way, how’s it going with the stalker?” Professor Plum says.

“Oh, he’s still stalking me, but I think I have it under control,” Nash’s dad says.

Nash can’t believe one of Dad’s students is stalking him. And the stalker is a guy! From the conversation, Nash learns the stalker takes his father’s Medieval French Literature class.

Nash thinks that the stalker will have no luck trying to get his dad’s cock in his mouth or butt. But Nash needs to find out what his dad feels about doing it with guys.

So one morning, when it’s just him and Dad in the kitchen, Nash checks his dad’s reaction when he asks, “So … uh … what is it that gay guys do? You know, how do they have sex?”

When Dad’s cock gets hard while they talk about gay sex, Nash knows he has to find this stalker dude and keep tabs on him.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 400 this Saturday, June 25, and read if Nash can keep the stalker from getting his mouth on his father’s cock. You’ll also get each Saturday’s issue for the next six months, 26 issues in all.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 399, released June 18, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in June 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Do You Need Help With Anything Else? • Everyone at Hilltop looks forward to Trevor’s smile. Wheel-bound Chester times his visits to the grocery store just so Chester will help him load his groceries into his van. And Trevor wonders what Chester wears underneath his kilt? Maybe nothing. So one day Chester shows Trevor.
• Watch for the Smile • Davey loves going to the gym with Dad. Especially sitting in the sauna with Dad and looking at the other naked men. But Dad warns Davey. “Davey, don’t stare.” But Davey can’t help it. He loves the way dicks and balls move all on their own in the hot sauna. So Dad tells Davey, “Watch for the smile, Davey. If the guy smiles, stare all you want. Only don’t be surprised if he gets a big ol’ woody.”
• Stealing Coach’s Jockstrap • Hsin-hung helps Uncle Wu clean houses. And one afternoon, while cleaning a house, Hsin-hung realizes that the house is Coach Dag’s house! Hsin-hung steals one of Coach Dag’s jockstraps out of the dirty clothes hamper. But he gets more than he bargained for when Coach Dag discovers the boy wearing one of his jockstraps.
• My Summer of Love With Dad • Vanko gets the idea to hitch-hike when he learns that his father hitch-hiked from Halifax to San Diego as a teenager. Uncle Maxim tells Vanko that one way his dad got rides is by showing his bare butt as he stuck his thumb out on the side of the road. Sometimes he shoved a sock in his pants too! So Vanko tries that trick. Only Dad is furious when he discovers his son hitch-hiking with a sock stuffed in his pants. He picks up Vanko and shows him what happens to hitch-hiking boys who do that.
• Mr. Stuff-It-In-My-Face • Clark’s co-worker, Jaime, calls Clark’s dad, Mr. Stuff-It-In-My-Face when Clark’s dad comes into the coffee shop for a latté. Jaime doesn’t know who the man is, but Clark looks at his dad in a new way. Clark tells Dad later that his co-worker calls him Mr. Stuff-It-In-My-Face. Dad laughs, but as they talk, Clark learns that his dad has never had a blowjob. Maybe it’s time for Dad to stuff it in Clark’s face and learn what a blowjob is.

Artists in DBTN 399

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 399 is by Narov and Shigeru.

Do You Need Help With Anything Else? is coming June 18, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 399.

Conner, the owner of Hilltop Grocery, looks forward to Trevor coming to work in the afternoon with his big smile.

But Conner isn’t the only man who enjoys Trevor’s friendly smile. Even though wheelchair-bound Chester avoids grocery shopping, seeing Trevor’s smile makes his day. So he purposely shops when he knows Trevor is working.

But what about Trevor? Does he realize how happy he makes Conner, Chester, and the other men who appreciate his smile? One thing Trevor notices is that Chester always wears a kilt. And Trevor wonders if Chester wears anything underneath his kilt. He might be in a wheelchair, but does Chester follow tradition and go commando too?

Always ready to help, whenever Trevor sees Chester at the checkout, he offers to carry his groceries to his van. Chester never refuses.

But one day when Trevor offers to carry Chester’s groceries to his van, Chester tells him, “Actually, I didn’t drive today, Trevor. You can put them on my lap and I’ll wheel them home.”

And just before Trevor places Chester’s groceries in his lap, Chester flips his kilt up to answer Trevor’s question. Yup, there is nothing underneath that kilt except for Chester’s mouth-watering meat.

Well, Trevor’s shift is over. So he can walk with Chester and help him put his groceries away when he gets home. But will Chester accept his help?

And does Trevor’s dad, Howard, know how helpful his son is?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 399 this Saturday, June 18, and read if Chester accepts Trevor’s help. You’ll also get each Saturday’s issue for the next six months, 26 issues in all.