Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 492, released March 30, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in March 2024 include this issue.
- Pretending To Be Bob • Clive discovers that hot, handsome Bob, gives Grandpa Scott hour long massages with a happy ending. But one day Clive sneaks into Grandpa Scott’s place to watch Bob give a massage. And he sees a text message on his grandpa’s phone that Bob can’t make it. So can Clive pretend to be Bob and give Grandpa Scott a happy massage?
- Bikini Car Wash • What is a horny neighbor supposed to do when the hot young guy next door washes his car wearing next to nothing? Doesn’t the ‘show me yours, show me mine’ rule apply? Read DBTN 492 to find out.
- Two Holes • Glory hole aficionados share information about great glory holes. And a john with two glory holes so buddies can get sucked off together must be explored.
- I’d Seduce Your Dad • Henry falls asleep when he gets stoned. But at a party when his friends think Henry has passed out, Henry overhears his friends say they want to seduce his dad. Not if he can help it.
- The Next Time • Good parenting means fulfilling promises you make to your kids. So if you promise your son that the next time the two of you get naked and play that you are going to take care of his butt, well you better come through and take care of his butt. Because if you don’t, someone else will.
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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 492 is by Michael Mitchell and Shigeru.