Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 452, released June 24, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in June 2023 include this issue.
Flee to the Cellar! • Husk and his son flee to the cellar when a ferocious thunderstorm pelts them with hail in the field. Winds send trees and branches flying through the air. Husk and his son cling to each other in the dark cellar. And when they survive, the urge to celebrate life by breeding overwhelms them.
Dad, Benji Saw Me • Dad asks his eldest son, Alden if he knows why his younger brother, Benji seems a bit off. At first Alden refuses to answer. But Dad keeps prodding and Alden confesses that his younger brother watched him beat off.
Dangerous Territory • Barber Joe knows he is in dangerous territory when he spies on his son and discovers he is having an affair with one of his good customers.
Granite Notch Coach • Aleksander is surprised to discover that Coach Spencer still teaches at Granite Notch High. Aleksander went there for a few years decades ago. And Coach Spencer gave him the confidence to ask a girl out. If it weren’t for Coach Spencer, Aleksander may never have married and had a son, Stevo. So what kind of confidence will Coach Spencer give his son, Stevo?
Ditto • Dad befuddles his son David and his good friend Ben when he suggests that their identical twin girlfriends probably switch without the guys knowing it. Could it be true that David and Ben sometimes fuck each other’s girlfriend without knowing it? How do the two young men do it anyway? Dad wants to know.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 451, released June 17, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in June 2023 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
Suspicion • Ever since Otso got into trouble for putting a dick on Ken Doll he’s been suspicious about fixing things. But he sure would like to fix the dick on his Ethics teacher. Does he dare?
Donkey Dongs of the Bible • While reading Grandfather’s old Bible, Todor reads about Egyptians who had dicks like donkeys and shot cum loads like that of horses. And that a certain Oholibah liked these Egyptians fucking her. Grandfather and Todor have a good laugh when Todor says, “Uncle Melek would be perfect for her.” He also wants to know, “But really, Grandpa, are there guys who cum as much as a horse?”
It Was a Long Time Ago • Harris wonders who the teenager is who knocked on his door. The teenager has a photo of a Scott whom Harris knew decades ago. A sailor he loved. How did the teenager know Scott?
Best Father’s Day Ever • Calvin loves camping. But his kids not so much. But much to his surprise they take him camping for Father’s Day. And they tease him about the hot guy cruising him. “What the hell are you talking about?” Calvin says. “That gay guy. The one two campsites down with the bicycle … He wants to bone you, Dad!” they say.
He’ll Be Fine • Jeremy ends up in the hospital after taking a bad fall during practice. The doctors keep him overnight for observation. And late at night, his Dad shows up to see how he is doing right when Dr. Cobb is making his last round. Dad and Dr. Cobb seem to know each other, from way back. And they are more than friendly.
Artists in DBTN 451
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 451 is by Shigeru and Narov.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 450, released June 10, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in June 2023 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
Keeping the Senator Safe • Few realize that one of the most important duties a Senator’s Chief of Staff has is to keep an eye out for guys who want to suck the Senator’s cock. Who knew?
Know Your Opponent • Coach Harris drills into his players how important it is to know your opponent. But when one player sneaks over to Richfield to spy on their team, he discovers a mind blowing secret!
Rumspringa • Breakfast is not the same with his son, Amos, away on Rumspringa. Dad misses Amos’s laughter and sparkling eyes. But then he hears that Amos frequents the same woods he did when he was on his Rumspringa decades ago. Woods where English men gather to play.
Sir Edward’s Secret • Barnus drives Dad crazy by mimicking Grandpa Edward’s mannerisms. Grandpa directs the city’s “Shakespeare in the Parks” program. However, when Barnes house sits for Grandpa Edward, he discovers that his grandfather does far more than that.
Making Amends • Steven left home without telling anyone on the night of his graduation. He had to get away. His older brother and father made fun of him liking guys. They teased him mercilessly. But does time really heal old wounds? When Steven learns that his father and mother divorced, he decides to call him.
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 449, released June 3, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in June 2023 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
Did Dad See It? • Otis and his dad go birding on weekends. And one weekend while out in the countryside, the sight of a farmer feeding his son a load out cum in a field stuns Otis. But did Dad see it too?
The Talk • Dale knows his younger brother, Brook, wants to talk about something. They often meet for lunch and this time Brook wants to meet Dale at his place. What Brook wants to talk about is his son, Chip. He discovered that Chip is masturbating. It’s time he has the talk with his son their father gave Brook and Dale. And Brook would prefer that his older brother give his son the talk.
Rise ’n Fall by Madakou • Jacob flies from Toronto to the wild west to visit his grandparents and Uncle Henry. When Uncle Henry shows up on horseback, he tells Jacob to hop on. “Don’t let her size intimidate you,” Uncle Henry says. What other big thing might intimidate Jacob?
Thunder Thighs • Trevor fears Dad will go off his rocker when he discovers that Trevor let a bicyclist pitch a tent in their backyard, and that the bicyclist is taking a shower. And since all his clothes are in the wash, he doesn’t have a stitch of clothing to wear.
The Bobs • continued from DBTN 448, Pat discovers that the Bobs photographed his dad naked too. Which means Dad jacked off for the Bobs and the younger Bob no doubt licked up Dad’s cum, too. Just the way he did when they photographed him.