Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 314, released October 31, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during October 2020.
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The Secret is Out • (continued from Are You a Top? in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 313) Ben has a lot of questions about Dad as they continue their long drive to Oregon. Was Dad always like this? Was that long friendship with the cop down the street more than just friendship? Because after what he saw his dad do the night before with that cowboy, Ben is curious.
The Gladiator • Mr. Clipston shows Calvin how to put the wings and halo on for his Cupid costume. He holds up the skimpy little bottom and says, “This bit is optional.” As a diver, Calvin is used to wearing very little in front of crowds. So wearing next to nothing for Mr. Clipston’s Halloween party doesn’t bother him. However that dude who shows up in a gladiator suit sure makes his butt crack sweat.
The Vicar’s Face Crushing Thighs • Restorer David is more smitten by the young vicar of Grenniby Chapel than he is by the nearly 700 year old stone chapel. Judging from the vicar’s rugged looks, David is sure the young man spends a lot of time outdoors. But when David hikes up to an overlook to get a good view of the chapel and its surroundings, is he expecting too much when he sees the young vicar sprinting up the hill? Read DBTN 314 to find out.
It’s Because of Me? • Andy can’t figure out why his parents divorced. When he visits his dad and finds him carving a pumpkin, not wearing anything, Andy wonders if his dad’s habit of walking around the house without clothes after showering is the reason. But after some probing, Andy discovers that his Dad’s feeling for him is the reason.
Yes, Sir! No, Sir! • Mason’s heart sinks when he hears that his dad is going to chaperone the football team on their overnight trip. How are they going to have any fun with no nonsense, early to bed, early to rise, Dad in charge?
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 313, released October 24, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during October 2020.
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My First Time • “Dad! You can’t do that!” Hammil yells. His father announced that he was going to have his students write a paper describing their first time. “What if they don’t have a first time?” Hammil says. “Pfft. Nonsense. What student gets through high school without having sex?” his father says. But if Hammil tells his father he’s a virgin, will he believe him?
Hooking Up the Bagger • Brad and Kevin play on Saturday afternoons, but when they snuggle in bed to have a good time, Brad’s dad calls. He and Kevin’s dad need help hooking the leaf bagger up to the riding mower. Brad and Kevin want to play, however, if they don’t go help their dads, Kevin’s dad is going to call next. There goes a good time in bed, or does it?
Is It Any Good? • Sawyer’s heart sinks when his professor tells the class to write an essay about the first time they had sex. But what can he write about, he’s a virgin? Because it’s all he can think about as he vacuums offices, late at night, for his part time job, he doesn’t realize that the office he enters to vacuum is the professor’s. And the professor is inside, grading an essay, which is so good, he has his pants down around his ankles.
Are You a Top? • Ben and his dad pull into a motel because they need to crash for the night. During the night, Ben wakes up and hears voices outside the door. One sounds like his dad’s. But it can’t be. The other voice says, “It’s been a while since I’ve got plowed like that.” The voice that sounds like his dad’s says, “It’s been a while since I’ve shot several loads without pulling out.” Can it be his dad?
Whadya Think? • Uncle Ernie is taking his nephew, Mario, to the Beef Daddy Halloween Ball. So he’s eager to show off his costume, what little there is of it, to Mario. His nephew likes his uncle’s scant costume, but Mario says, “The only thing that’s missing Uncle Ernie, is sweat. If you’re going to go as the Purple Fuck Monster, you’ve to sweat and smell like one.”
Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 312, released October 17, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during October 2020.
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A Step Up • The bicycle messenger isn’t sure what situation he’s walked into. He delivered a package left behind in a bar. And when he delivered it to a dad and his son, he discovered it was a dildo. “Ready for a step up, Chris?” the dad says to his son. But what does that mean?
I Don’t Need a Boy, I Need a Man • Whenever Nick offers to help Dad, Dad yells “I Don’t Need a Boy, I Need a Man!” Well, after four years at college, rowing, water polo, and weights, Nick is quite the man. But is he man enough for Dad?
Grandpa Theo • Andrew is puzzled why no one ever mentions Grandpa Theo. The last picture of Grandpa Theo is from Andrew’s fifth birthday party. It’s as if Grandpa Theo disappeared off the face of the earth. But did he? Andrew is about to find out.
A Grizzly and a Wolverine • “Time to retire,” Rufus says when he’s called in the middle of the night to help clear downed power lines. He can barely walk when his foreman pulls him off the crew after a 24 hour shift. He offers an older lineman from out of town a ride. Rufus gets to thinking that a motel is no place for a fellow lineman. The bed in his guest room is far more comfortable than any motel bed. But the king sized bed in his own room would be even better. And from the looks he’s getting, the other lineman might enjoy his company.
Explaining Things Thoroughly • Uncle Allen has a lot of explaining to do when Andrew asks, “Uncle Allen, what’s a fuck buddy?”
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Stories in Handjobs-Anthology 50 are:
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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 311, released October 10, 2020. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during October 2020.
Stories in DBTN 311
Potent Too • Last Saturday, in DBTN 310, Dr. Hanz gave a potent young man a vasectomy. The young man’s father is potent too. And he needs Dr. Hanz to sample his sperm as well.
Light and Shadows • Our art teacher loves the light and shadows in the sculpture museum. The light casts subtle shadows on the male nude sculptures. But he’s not the only one enamored with the soft light.
Define Virginity • Dad’s circle of men ask him, “And how did you lose your virginity?” They don’t realize that his son is listening in. He is expecting to hear his dad tell about a first time experience with a women. But Dad’s first time is with a guy named Dale. So who is this Dale? Read DBTN 311 to find out.
Playing for the Same Team • Connor hates it when he has to move his twins to a new city. At 6’6″, the twins, Jeff and Jack, are star basketball players. Will they be able to get on the basketball team of the new high school? Things look promising when Dusty, the basketball coach, stops by. Boy, is he ever impressed with the twins.
This is What It Tastes Like • Chester overhears two girls on the bus. “What does dick taste like?” one says. “Kinda like cheese. Brie … sort of. Though Larry tastes more like Swiss.” the other says. Larry? Could they be talking about that Larry? The Larry Chester adores, but knows Larry doesn’t even know he exists?