Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 494, released April 13, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in April 2024 include this issue.
- A Rolex for the Chaperon • Dad is adamant that his son, Cliff, not auction himself off at a charity event. The event is at an exclusive men’s private club. What is a man who ‘buys’ his son at an auction expecting in return?
- Theo’s Green Thumb • Master Gardener, Theo, knows there is something familiar about Mr. Handman’s backyard. In any case, Theo looks forward to maintaining the yard. It isn’t until he gets home and watches one of his favorite porn videos that he remembers. The boy jacking off in the video is Mr. Handman’s son! The video was shot in Mr. Handman’s backyard!
- Shadows In the Night • A fierce storm in the mountains in the middle of the night forces our traveler to seek shelter in a monastery clinging to a cliff. Safe from the howling winds and crackling lightning, he falls asleep in a small cell. But soft moans coming from a neighboring cell wake him up.
- No Mess on a Rainy Day • Dad can’t understand how Sandy, his son, can say he is bored. He is a man, right? And there is always one toy a man can play with when there is nothing else to do. Maybe Sandy needs a reminder.
- In the Dark • Five years ago when he was still in junior high, Nate told his dad how cool it would be to go to see the eclipse in 2024. “It’s going to be on my birthday in 2024,” Nate tells him. But Dad just nods his head. Is he even listening? “I bet jacking off and cumming during a total eclipse would be out of this world, right?” But Dad just says, “Uh huh.” He’s not listening. But Dad did hear his son. And five years later he has a big surprise for Nate.
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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 494 is by Shigeru and Master Bates.