Son, It’s Not a Competition is coming April 1

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Son, It’s Not a Competition is coming April 1, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 440.

Spencer only joined the Korfball team because of Coach Axo. During assembly one day, Coach Axo raved about the sport. He wore gym shorts at the time and Spencer about creamed his jeans watching Coach Axo’s equipment bounce about as he waved his arms going on about Korfball.

Spencer thought the whole school would show up to play Korfball. Fortunately not.

Spencer’s dad wondered what was up when Spencer took off Saturday to practice Korfball. Spencer didn’t care much for sports. So why was he using valuable weekend time to go to school? His dad couldn’t make sense of it.

But when Dad showed up at practice later and saw Coach Axo, he knew why his son went to practice. What horny teenage boy wouldn’t want to practice whatever sport Coach Axo coached?

However, when Dad invites Coach Axo over for dinner, Spencer gets jealous. Spencer considers Coach Axo to be his. He’s furious that Dad wants his Coach too.

But Dad tells Spencer, “Son, it’s not a competition. He’s smoking hot. Of course you like him. But there’s plenty of Axo for us to share, don’t you think?”

So is there plenty of Coach Axo for both dad and son to share? Read Son, It’s Not a Competition in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 440, coming April 1, 2023, to find out.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 440 this Saturday, April 1.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 439

DBTN 439 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 439, released March 25, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in March 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

  • What Do These Mean? • Hawk doesn’t know what to think about the sketches his son, Alder, draws of him sleeping on the couch. Some of the drawings show Hawk naked, even beating off. But does his therapist help? Hardly. So what does calm Hawk?
  • Figuring It Out • You would think a guy in his fifties would have it all figured out. But Tadhg is still trying to figure things out. But he does help Finn, his best friend, Donal’s son figure things out when Finn shows up on a foggy day. As Donal told Tadhg, “The lad doesn’t have a close friend like we had in each other growing up, you know. So if he wants to be friends with you, it don’t bother me none. Some lads need an older man to guide them.”
  • Someone to Show Me • Benny longs for someone to show him what guys do when they make out. He never thought his older brother, Arthur, could be that guy. But when Benny sees Arthur kiss his Commander, Benny asks his older brother to show him.
  • Who Is Masturbating on the Job? • Remote work changes everything. And when Soren’s boss asks him to find out which workers are masturbating on the job, Soren discovers that masturbating workers book more sales.
  • 2 x 2 • When Randy discovers that Officer Bardell and his dad got Officer Bull Balls fired just for letting Randy suck his cock, Randy seeks revenge. But while licking Officer Bardell’s cock, Randy has a change of heart.

Artists in DBTN 439

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 439 is by Shigeru, Michael Mitchell, and Narov.

Figuring It Out is coming March 25

Tadhg helps Finn figure things out.

Figuring It Out is coming March 25, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 439.

You would think that by the time a guy gets to 50, that he would have it all figured out. That he’d be able to just coast the rest of his life. But Tadhg still finds there are pieces missing.

But one thing Tadhg has figured out is the wisdom of saying nothing. Very few say to his face, “You know what I think of that, Tadhg?“ Because Tadhg rarely says a thing.

And if they tell Tadhg what they think of what he’s said, Tadhg says to himself, “The thing is, I don’t care what you think of what I said.”

It’s not that Tadhg doesn’t like people. He just wishes people knew that they’d impress him more by smiling and not saying anything. Oh, and if men place their hands on the mounds between their legs, that makes Tadhg smile, a lot.

Tadhg and his best friend, Donal, get along well. Ever since they discovered as boys how much fun it can be for two guys to get naked and play, they haven’t stopped being best friends. Even though Donal married and has children, the two still get together to enjoy each other.

So when Tadhg looks out his window on a very foggy day and sees Donal’s son, Finn, heading towards his house, Tadhg gets a sense that Donal has sent Finn over so the lad can figure things out.

Does Tadhg help the lad figure things out? Read Figuring It Out in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 439, coming March 25, 2023, to find out.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 439 this Saturday, March 25.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 438

DBTN 438 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 438, released March 18, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in March 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

  • I’d Do Anything for Him • Aapo overhears his dad tell Uncle Akseli that he would do anything for his son. Is that really true? Will Dad really do anything for him?
  • Prompt Engineer • Lars can’t figure out exactly what it is that his nephew, Ivan, does for a living. Prompt engineer. But so what? Lars is more interested in that cock his nephew swings when he comes out of the pool and shakes his butt.
  • No Fraternizing at Work • Jackson doesn’t have a boy friend. He didn’t have a fiancé who broke his heart. Those photos of all the hot guys on his desk at work, he just has them so the women will leave him alone. But the new kid in the office, Mohsen, he sees through Jackson’s many lies.
  • No Mission Is Too Hard • Johnson knows it is time to leave the Special Forces. At forty, he is no match for the new recruits. So when a mysterious woman offers him an unusual job, he jumps at the chance. No mission is too hard, though drugging men and stealing their sperm, that comes close to being too hard.
  • Knocker-up Father • Henry sneaks off early one morning to follow his father, a knocker-upper. Before alarm clocks existed, people hired a knocker-upper to knock on their windows in the morning to wake them up in time. But Henry is suspicious why one of his father’s clients pays his father so much.

Artists in DBTN 438

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 438 is by Master Bates, dv dickie, Narov, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 437

DBTN 437 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 437, released March 11, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in March 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

  • Hot Buns • Sam laughs inside when his business partner, Tom, salivates over a waiter’s tight ass. “Imagine being that guy’s dad. If I had a son like that, I couldn’t keep my hands off his butt, could you?” Tom says. A good question because the waiter is Sam’s son. Can Sam keep his hands off his son’s hot buns?
  • Cry It Out • Growing up, Dad lets his son, Spencer, cry it out. Whenever something sad happened, Dad let Spencer bawl his head off in his loving arms. But Dad needs to cry it out when his brother passes away. He shows up at Spencer’s place and Spencer takes his dad in his arms and lets him cry. But Dad ends up not only crying it out, he fucks it out too!
  • Officer Bardell’s Twin Nephews • continued from Which of my Boys Was It? in DBTN 434. Officer Bardell notices the big stiff rod in Peter Randorvan’s trousers when he shows him a video of one of his twin sons sucking cock. It makes Officer Bardell horny too. And while he takes a break in the park, his twin nephews text. They want to come over after school to play. It’s just what Officer Bardell needs to take care of his stiff rod which won’t stop throbbing.
  • If I Was Gay • “If I was gay and younger, I’d marry Corey myself,” Dad likes to teases his son. Corey and his son have been dating for years. But his son has yet to ask Corey to marry him. Maybe Dad can help speed up the process.
  • Drain Their Balls • Dad makes his teenage sons drain their nuts before they go out on dates. Empty balls keep the boys level headed and their dicks out of pussies, and unwanted pregnancies from happening. But does Dad need to make his son who likes guys drain his balls too?

Artists in DBTN 437

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 437 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, and Shigeru.