Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 438, released March 18, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in March 2023 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
- I’d Do Anything for Him • Aapo overhears his dad tell Uncle Akseli that he would do anything for his son. Is that really true? Will Dad really do anything for him?
- Prompt Engineer • Lars can’t figure out exactly what it is that his nephew, Ivan, does for a living. Prompt engineer. But so what? Lars is more interested in that cock his nephew swings when he comes out of the pool and shakes his butt.
- No Fraternizing at Work • Jackson doesn’t have a boy friend. He didn’t have a fiancé who broke his heart. Those photos of all the hot guys on his desk at work, he just has them so the women will leave him alone. But the new kid in the office, Mohsen, he sees through Jackson’s many lies.
- No Mission Is Too Hard • Johnson knows it is time to leave the Special Forces. At forty, he is no match for the new recruits. So when a mysterious woman offers him an unusual job, he jumps at the chance. No mission is too hard, though drugging men and stealing their sperm, that comes close to being too hard.
- Knocker-up Father • Henry sneaks off early one morning to follow his father, a knocker-upper. Before alarm clocks existed, people hired a knocker-upper to knock on their windows in the morning to wake them up in time. But Henry is suspicious why one of his father’s clients pays his father so much.
Artists in DBTN 438
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 438 is by Master Bates, dv dickie, Narov, and Shigeru.