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Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 453, released July 1, 2023.
Stories in this issue are:
- If I Don’t Suck It, Somebody Else Will • For the past week Dad tells everyone, “Connor is coming home!” But when Connor comes home, Dad hardly recognizes his son. Connor went away a boy. He came home a man. A stud. And when Dad sees his son in his underwear, he thinks, “If I don’t suck it, somebody else will.”
- Thick Fog • Thick fog keeps the ferry from running. And when ferry attendant, Parker, walks by the cars waiting for the ferry, he notices the baskets of the father and son sitting in one of the cars. The father catches Parker checking them out.
- My Favorite Ride • Mom’s special friend, handy man Hank, takes Lewis to Big D., an amusement park. Lewis’s favorite ride is the Ferris wheel. After riding it with Lewis, it becomes Hank’s favorite ride too!
- Withholding Evidence • The police show up looking for two escaped inmates. Dad knows nothing about them. But son Connor knows. He hides in the closet until the police leave. Connor has evidence of the inmates, in his mouth and up inside his butt. How did it get there?
- For Mature Audiences Only • Mom makes Jeremy leave the room whenever a movie comes on with the warning: For Mature Audiences Only. But when Grandpa Russ arrives to take care of Jeremy, he knows his grandson is mature enough.
Artists in this issue are:
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 453 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, and Shigeru.
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